found out about the late of the pier frontman's record from this. the system works! listening to it now, though - perhaps it doesn't
― twunty fifteen (imago), Thursday, 5 November 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link
ha, that is only one article from a four part series
You’d think we’d run out of battery or grind to a halt. But two hours in and we were still at 71%. The system is designed to handle multi-tasking by balancing memory and processor resources efficiently. So we carried on, gliding from tab to tab like Sleaford Mods on a pub crawl. Juiced up and eager to keep the party going.
http://www.nme.com/blogs/nme-blogs/the-5-best-collaborations-of-2015
― soref, Thursday, 5 November 2015 15:59 (eight years ago) link
this is surely someone who has been lumbered with an unenviable writing assignment and intentionally making it as corny as possible to maintain some personal dignity?
― soref, Thursday, 5 November 2015 16:00 (eight years ago) link
Amazing.
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 5 November 2015 16:02 (eight years ago) link
"Getting a job done has never been so lolz."
― jmm, Thursday, 5 November 2015 16:03 (eight years ago) link
I was just coming to post that.
― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Thursday, 5 November 2015 16:03 (eight years ago) link
Hefty.
― soref, Thursday, 5 November 2015 16:06 (eight years ago) link
is it a joke? a conceptual prank of some kind? institutional critique about the advertorial fate of journalism today?
― the tune was space, Thursday, 5 November 2015 16:17 (eight years ago) link
this has the same earnest tone as the clean bandit cortana adverts, which were not done in jest
― twunty fifteen (imago), Thursday, 5 November 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link
it has the feel of something which has been rewritten in spite after a request for amendments
― ogmor, Thursday, 5 November 2015 16:47 (eight years ago) link
Canadian trio Badbadnotgood bring their intricate jazz flex to the philosophical whims of Wu-Tang wordsmith Ghostface Killah
― Matt DC, Thursday, 5 November 2015 17:06 (eight years ago) link
Kind of wondering if these pieces were even written by anyone internally at all, they have the feeling of being at the very least heavily rewritten by some Microsoft marketing hack.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 5 November 2015 17:26 (eight years ago) link
Exactly what I thought Matt
― Cosmic Slop, Thursday, 5 November 2015 17:41 (eight years ago) link
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7vsmmztyf1rvjt2vo1_500.gif
― Turrican, Thursday, 5 November 2015 18:41 (eight years ago) link
http://thenewswheel.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tumblr_m7vsmmztyf1rvjt2vo2_500.gif
― Turrican, Thursday, 5 November 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link
https://thump.vice.com/en_us/article/an-in-depth-textual-analysis-of-cajmeres-percolator
― bricc baby hitlo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 7 November 2015 17:35 (eight years ago) link
http://thetalkhouse.com/music/talks/will-butler-arcade-fire-talks-grimes-art-angels/
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 November 2015 18:32 (eight years ago) link
I just keep wondering if the funkiness is justified.
vs.
It’s like Grimes herself sings — I think — on “Flesh Without Blood”: “I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each/I do not think that they will sing to me/We have lingered in the chambers of the sea/By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown / Till human voices wake us, and we drown.”
― jmm, Thursday, 12 November 2015 18:54 (eight years ago) link
i feel like music writing hits new lows every few days lately
― wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 12 November 2015 19:18 (eight years ago) link
Nah. It's like Grimes herself sings, "Your Highness, no ; things there are bad as ever ; Men pass their time in so much wretchedness, That I, in sooth, have not the heart to plague them."
― flyingtrain (sbahnhof), Thursday, 12 November 2015 22:05 (eight years ago) link
Wow I didn't even realize it was the Arcade Fire guy.
Prince is obviously a fine touchstone for talking about Grimes. “Can’t you see the enemy just isn’t me tonight?” she sings on “Butterfly,” and then sings about butterflies, possibly as a metaphor, though possibly as literally about butterflies. Classic Prince move — talking about himself, and the public view of him, but also just making freakin’ dance music, and also speaking his own religious language, and also talking about, I don’t know, gun violence? And trying to get in your pants if you want, baby, but is that really me uhh, oh reality is a, mmm, tikky tikky tikky tikky burntz burntz burntz.
^ ???
hustlebonescominoutmy says "Hey Will. Everyone on the internet is mocking this review"
― flyingtrain (sbahnhof), Thursday, 12 November 2015 22:20 (eight years ago) link
With Bob Marley, it was listening to the Congos in my twenties that made me realize what a crazy, beautiful world I was missing out on in reggae.
― avant-garde, sissy bounce, zombie rave, aquacrunk, warlock, oceangrunge, (imago), Thursday, 12 November 2015 22:38 (eight years ago) link
every sentence is embarrassing
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 12 November 2015 22:46 (eight years ago) link
I did not realise until today that Win and Will Butler were two different people. Anyway, whoever wrote this, it's shit.
― Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 13 November 2015 12:47 (eight years ago) link
i dunno, I feel like I don't see enough whining from rock bores about how they're trying their hardest to like pop music, dammit
― John Dope Assos (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 November 2015 13:26 (eight years ago) link
they won a grammy hence what do they know about music anyways
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 13 November 2015 16:32 (eight years ago) link
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34801885
The good news is that, in their hearts, people are aware of this. All who have had the experience of teaching music appreciation know it to be so. The first step is to introduce the precious commodity of silence, so that your students are listening with open ears to the cosmos, and are beginning to forget their addictive pleasures. Then you play to them the things that you love. They will be bewildered at first. After all, how can this old geezer sit still for 50 minutes listening to something that hasn't got a beat or a tune? Then you discuss the things that they love. Had they noticed, for example, that Lady Gaga in "Poker Face" stays for most of the tune on one note? Is that real melody? After a while they will see that they have in fact been making judgments all along - it is just that they were making the wrong ones. When Metallica appeared at the 2014 Glastonbury festival there was a wake-up moment of this kind - the recognition that these guys, unlike so many who had performed there, actually had something to say. Yes, there are distinctions of quality, even in the realm of pop.
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Monday, 16 November 2015 21:33 (eight years ago) link
Roger Scruton is a famous buffoon tbf
― John Dope Assos (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 November 2015 21:43 (eight years ago) link
I'm assuming that the dude who wrote that is ignorant of a lot of contemporary vocal music that is built upon man-made sound-effects and drones.
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Monday, 16 November 2015 21:49 (eight years ago) link
In 2009, Scruton wrote and presented the BBC2 documentary Why Beauty Matters,[17] in which he argued that beauty should be restored to its traditional position in art, architecture and music. In an article for The American Spectator subsequent to the programme's broadcast, Scruton claimed he had received "more than 500 e-mails from viewers, all but one saying, 'Thank Heavens someone is saying what needs to be said'".[18] In an Intelligence Squared debate in March 2009,[19] held at the Royal Geographical Society, Scruton (seconding historian David Starkey) proposed the motion: "Britain has become indifferent to beauty" by holding an image of Botticelli's The Birth of Venus next to an image of the British supermodel Kate Moss, to demonstrate how British perceptions of beauty had declined to the "level of our crudest appetites and our basest needs".[20]
― John Dope Assos (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 November 2015 22:16 (eight years ago) link
ah I see, he's a knob
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Monday, 16 November 2015 22:17 (eight years ago) link
exactly
― John Dope Assos (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 November 2015 22:17 (eight years ago) link
finally someone to defend the value of metallica
― j., Monday, 16 November 2015 22:20 (eight years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/573718.stm
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Monday, 16 November 2015 22:21 (eight years ago) link
The next step is to introduce the idea of judgment. The belief that there is a difference between good and bad, meaningful and meaningless, profound and vapid, exciting and banal - this belief was once fundamental to musical education. But it offends against political correctness. Today there is only my taste and yours. The suggestion that my taste is better than yours is elitist, an offence against equality. But unless we teach children to judge, to discriminate, to recognise the difference between music of lasting value and mere ephemera, we give up on the task of education.
when somebody like Scruton makes an argument like this they have to neatly side-step the very real likelihood of being confronted by somebody equally as qualified and discriminating as themselves who profoundly disagrees with them about what constitutes "lasting value"
― John Dope Assos (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 November 2015 22:22 (eight years ago) link
is all of this happening now because kids called him Scrotum in school
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Monday, 16 November 2015 22:27 (eight years ago) link
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Monday, November 16, 2015 4:49 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I'm assuming that this dude doesn't sing bass
― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Monday, 16 November 2015 22:29 (eight years ago) link
When Metallica appeared at the 2014 Glastonbury festival there was a wake-up moment of this kind - the recognition that these guys, unlike so many who had performed there, actually had something to say. Which is why I, Roger Scruton, spent the entire day doing beer bongs and screaming METAL UP YOUR ASS at everyone who walked past my tent.
― a moment on the streets, a lifetime in the sheets (DJ Mencap), Monday, 16 November 2015 22:42 (eight years ago) link
Oh dear god, I heard this fucker on R4 the other day. What a clueless twat. I was waiting for it to filter onto here. He has obviously never taken acid before or had a house music epiphany. I am not saying that is the be all and end all, but he is fatally full of shit. ALL his opinions on music are absolutely fucking ridiculous and completely unsupportable.
― xelab, Monday, 16 November 2015 23:35 (eight years ago) link
ALL his opinions on music are absolutely fucking ridiculous and completely unsupportable.
― un-ironic, earnest racist manning remains to be rehabilitated (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 16:13 (eight years ago) link
at one point he mentions muzak and then starts complaining about its booming bass notes and having to shout over the top of it in a pub. huh?
― NickB, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 16:27 (eight years ago) link
someone introduce him to saer
― ogmor, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 16:52 (eight years ago) link
I have or had a book of his on aesthetics, I got it for the lols i guess since I knew he was a buffoon. He analyses Losing My Religion and judges it wanting as it doesn't have any inverted triads.
― ledge, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 18:19 (eight years ago) link
buffoon with arbitrary rules about what constitutes being melodic hmmmm
― John Dope Assos (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 18:27 (eight years ago) link
rogeir scruton
― NickB, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 18:59 (eight years ago) link
This sounds like the shittiest book.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3f/Sexual_Desire_%28first_edition%29.jpg
― jmm, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 19:19 (eight years ago) link
He always makes me think of Popeye Scruton, the headmaster in the early Adrian Mole books.
― please don't shampoo your eyes (stevie), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 09:26 (eight years ago) link
Is Scruton a member of UKIP?
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 09:51 (eight years ago) link
Wow what a truly barmy comment on Metallica, and then ending with the 'clear the noise' comment - so want Scruton to review their back-catalogue.
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 10:24 (eight years ago) link
xxp stevie, pretty sure that was deliberate by Sue Townsend.
― Agents, show the general out. (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 11:10 (eight years ago) link