Skyfall:UEFA Champions League 2015/16

To think an entire country has angered sufficient number of gods or one sufficiently powerful God that the full breadth of said nation could be inflicted with Ronnie Whelan's piping depressive monotony of evil witterings all at once

Pique arsenal there

Sitting side by side with the Rolling UK Comedy Thread appropriately.

Stating the bleeding obvious I know but Jesus United are aggressively boring

Shakhtar just pulled three goals back vs Real, having been losing 4-0.

^ !

man u match was so dull to listen to. dull and stressful and a dismal result

a serious low point that

fuck the philosophy

Yaya's double chin has begun.

Utd are going out with a crocked Chris Smalling up front

now going through in hilariously shambolic fashion

Oh ffs

going out again

LOL, that was quick!

PSV are winning

it's over

Real Madrid making me so thankful that Celtic didn't qualify.

alright you can go now Louis

Disappointing result but the most entertaining United match I've seen in ages. Young lads played really well too.

okay, let's watch the start of the gnev era.

whoa 1-0....no disallowed

lol the acres of space in the midfield in this game and we've only been going 10 mins.

replay of the disallowed goal shows nothing untoward.

chance for lyon, saved.

hmm is this deadly don hutchinson on the co-commentary?

sweet swet goal by cornet, lyon one up.

lol whistled off at half-time

Gent are winning so it might end up not mattering but losing to a Lyon team that couldn't turn up when they still had a shot of qualifying for something is nagl.

the europa league line up is looking like it could be p boss. sevilla will probaly roll it again.

i'm not sure exactly but i think it could include sevilla, valencia, leverkusen/roma, napoli, liverpool, spurs, dortmund, man utd, arsenal, porto/chelsea etc

Looks like that's Arsenal through.

hope they draw barca as their reward.

classy from lacazette, 2-0, may have tweaked his hamstring scoring it though.

arsenal qualifying from that position is v creditable but yeesh give the grand tales of heroism a rest already u losers

from the radio it sounded like Olympiakos played themselves more than a bit

hope they draw barca as their reward.

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lol, should be no problem Barca haven't won in 3.

Gent v Wolfsburg

Roma v Real Madrid

Paris St-Germain v Chelsea

Arsenal v Barcelona

Juventus v Bayern Munich

PSV Eindhoven v Atletico Madrid

Benfica v Zenit St Petersburg

Dynamo Kiev v Manchester City

problem the worst draw chelsea could have got, well maybe Juve.

aw utd v atleti would have been a thrashing to savour

would imagine these ties will all go to plan. city might flake it away, manduzkic & dybala might have themselves some fun on a bayern off day, but eh

interesting technique

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the way he holds that one ball is suspicious alright but they got roma. there are easier teams to get if they were going to fix it.

Chelsea, for instance.

Slight difference in class here maybe

and yet they should be ahead

Clowns in studio ignoring the millions of medals and saying Zlatan might not be top class as his record vs English defences isn't great. (apart from the four goals in one game?)

I'm sure he could do it on a cold rainy night in Stoke but why the fuck would he want to?

Fair enough Chelsea starting to perform a bit

you've got to score those son

Yeah that's what a wall is supposed to do

Otoh that was bullshit

that must be the most eventful five minutes of Mikel's career

Hard to reconcile PSG's attacking nous with the cluelessness at the back

they haven't really done much in an attacking sense either? Obviously they're vastly superior technically but I don't think they've had any clearcut chances apart from the Zlatan header

Chelsea had been in a good moment I think but then the goal

Herself awful interested in football all a sudden when rabiot appeared in side profile

Fair that PSG's superiority was largely ineffectual maybe but I still won't back Chelsea over two legs