OK, is this the worst piece of music writing ever?

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remember devendra banhart?

hunangarage, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 21:27 (eight years ago) link

xpost, yeah, i mean the piece is basically just pwning music writers, which I'm always 100% in favor of

― bricc baby hitlo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, October 27, 2015 4:21 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you'd prefer "music journalists"?

srsly barf a million times @ endless thinkpieces parsing the critical reaction to album x

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 21:28 (eight years ago) link

someone needs a nap

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 21:31 (eight years ago) link

xpost, yeah, i mean the piece is basically just pwning music writers, which I'm always 100% in favor of

i mean i am too but this one uses really shitty reasoning to get there

insufficiently familiar with xgau's work to comment intelligently (BradNelson), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 21:35 (eight years ago) link

I mean, also, it's hilarious that she's like going in on Taylor Swift and Beyonce being the only model for feminist musician that male writers get behind when A) Just 10 years ago, you would have been more likely to see critical acclaim for Joanna Newsom than Ciara and B) There was like 9 bazillion Carrie Brownstein interviews posted this week

bricc baby hitlo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 21:38 (eight years ago) link

lol at anybody who reads past this:

The mainstream press has remained leery of the multitalented harpist Joanna Newsom since her much-touted 2004 debut, despite consistent favorable reviews.

in what outlet are these reviews printed? in the...press, you say? I see, I see

tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 21:39 (eight years ago) link

lol

insufficiently familiar with xgau's work to comment intelligently (BradNelson), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 21:41 (eight years ago) link

The mainstream press has remained leery of the multitalented harpist Joanna Newsom in the many gushing reviews of literally everything she has released

bricc baby hitlo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 21:42 (eight years ago) link

in outlets are they touted?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 21:42 (eight years ago) link

Mainstream Press is a great hip-hop group from Oakland, though.

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 21:44 (eight years ago) link

Entire pieces have been written about the voices of Bob Dylan and Tom Waits, so American and vital and wise in their manly scratchiness, like unshaved bristle and whiskey and dirt. Man voice make music good.

um

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 21:46 (eight years ago) link

i agree with her that sexism is a factor in the way music is reviewed.

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 21:47 (eight years ago) link

but that seems sorta self evident and presenting it here as if it were a revelation is a tetch self serving in preservation of newsom as the greatest voice of her generation, why because i like her

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 21:49 (eight years ago) link

yeah this sucked as an experience of reading prose and is tendentious and bad as a description of newsom's appeal but . . . .

it's on point that many male journalists infantilize and condescend to women in pop/rock who are scarily talented

(see the critical history of kate bush, bjork for starters there)

I'm guessing this probably doesn't happen to, say, martha argerich or someone on that level

the tune was space, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 21:50 (eight years ago) link

pretty much all music "opinion" writing these days is presenting totally obvious, self-evident things as "revelations" because social justice

bricc baby hitlo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 21:54 (eight years ago) link

and that is bad and awful

you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 21:56 (eight years ago) link

the only way to enact real change is to eat up real estate with constant, condescending, redundant explanations of things that everyone already knows

bricc baby hitlo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 21:56 (eight years ago) link

like how many articles can I read and share on social media in one day that reinforce the worldview of my peers and i

you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 21:57 (eight years ago) link

I wouldn't want the outcome to be "if you don't love newsom as much as I do, then you're a sexist piece of shit"

but you're saying maybe that is the arm-twisting politics-as-ethics logic here?

that's a bummer, if it's true

the tune was space, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 21:57 (eight years ago) link

I haven't read the piece and only skim-read the conversation here but I already feel better about having been on-record as someone more than willing to make fun of both Bob Dylan and Joanna Newsom

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 22:02 (eight years ago) link

Man voice make ILM good.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 22:09 (eight years ago) link

blown display name opp

bricc baby hitlo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 22:14 (eight years ago) link

Man troll gas beany jim-jam

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 27 October 2015 22:22 (eight years ago) link

this is one of my favorite voices ever. starts at 3:22 right after the witch is hanged.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDxMnjRZT7M

scott seward, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 22:37 (eight years ago) link

where are you, Trella Hart! i could listen to that song all day long.

scott seward, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 22:38 (eight years ago) link

blaaack lucky hammerhead...

scott seward, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 22:41 (eight years ago) link

Mark Of The Witch written by two women, fyi...

scott seward, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 22:41 (eight years ago) link

"now i wonder...if anybody'd miss me if i died..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqq8vMt2I9E

scott seward, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 22:45 (eight years ago) link

not the same as her mark of the witch jam, but pretty cool and depressing.

scott seward, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 22:47 (eight years ago) link

this song is amazing though. luckily a family member posted it along with family photos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6q1w0RPhBU

scott seward, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 22:49 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rENJbKqS9ns

Here is PAMS' Swiszle package, Series 32 for WKLO. Trella Hart is the captivating lady with the amazing voice singing lead on many of the cuts. Trella's voice had a fascinating, (even sexy) "smokey" sort of quality. She was paired on many cuts with PAMS's answer to the Four Freshmen, here called the Good Timers.

scott seward, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 22:53 (eight years ago) link

you've sold me scott

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 01:55 (eight years ago) link

this is her only spotify track and i diggit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg6cpbzJez4

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 01:57 (eight years ago) link

pretty much all music "opinion" writing these days is presenting totally obvious, self-evident things as "revelations" because social justice

yeah the number of "if you don't like this / do like this, your politics are wrong" articles is really depressing but since the default mode of writing about music is now "this is how I felt as I listened," it's natural that this is what we'd get

tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 02:23 (eight years ago) link

it's definitely what you get when blogging = journalism.

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 02:26 (eight years ago) link

or "journalism".

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 02:27 (eight years ago) link

i don't really know what you call the awl. awl-ful!

webblogzine or whatever.

scott seward, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 02:28 (eight years ago) link

what i found more striking was that i think i've read five profiles of newsom from this album cycle, all of them by men, and all of them identical (1. something about unicorns 2. her songs are complicated 3. she was in inherent vice)

― insufficiently familiar with xgau's work to comment intelligently (BradNelson), Tuesday, October 27, 2015 8:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I spent €8 on Uncut to read a dreadful feature that went on about the 'constellation of birthmarks' (read: freckles) on her face, and hit all these other marks mentioned above.

lamonti, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 12:07 (eight years ago) link

Apologies if an ILMer wrote this but shit like this make me pray for asteroids

http://thequietus.com/articles/19113-carly-rae-jepsen-emotion-best-record-2015-olafur-eliasson-drake

ultros ultros-ghali, Friday, 30 October 2015 15:36 (eight years ago) link

i don't really know what you call the awl. awl-ful!

webblogzine or whatever.

― scott seward, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 02:28 (2 days ago) Permalink

For a while it seemed like they were trying to distinguish themselves as sort of "above the fray", not too clickbaity, perhaps a little more literate than most sites, but not with articles like that.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 30 October 2015 17:54 (eight years ago) link

all you really need to know right here about that carly ray review:

"As with the briefcase in Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction..."

scott seward, Friday, 30 October 2015 17:58 (eight years ago) link

If an ILMer wrote that you should be even less apologetic

twunty fifteen (imago), Friday, 30 October 2015 18:12 (eight years ago) link

Heh, probably.

The Quietus are usually pretty good generally though which is why it's always a bit odd when they drop the ball so heavily

ultros ultros-ghali, Friday, 30 October 2015 19:18 (eight years ago) link

painful stuff.
makes the bojack horseman takeover issue look like a masterclass in subtlety.

mark e, Thursday, 5 November 2015 14:52 (eight years ago) link

It didn't have "sponsored post" on it at first. It had a byline. Of a writer who took to Twitter to angrily deny he had anything to do with it.

Roaming gang of aggressive circlepits (ithappens), Thursday, 5 November 2015 14:55 (eight years ago) link

Viet Cong is not a noise band

Comme Si, Kamasi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 5 November 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link

Clearly that's the issue here.

Matt DC, Thursday, 5 November 2015 15:37 (eight years ago) link

tbh i'd rather have my advertorial hilariously clunky like that than anything more insidious (or worse journalists repping brands in non-advertorial copy)

lex pretend, Thursday, 5 November 2015 15:40 (eight years ago) link

found out about the late of the pier frontman's record from this. the system works! listening to it now, though - perhaps it doesn't

twunty fifteen (imago), Thursday, 5 November 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link


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