start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

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when people flash their lights at you for reasons other than "you're driving slow, please leave the left lane", "your lights are out" or to warn of impending hazards ahead.

like tonight I made a U-turn at a light and this dude coming the other way who wanted to get into the Bank of America lot almost cuts me off to get there, til he sees I'm coming. then he flashes me...

what do you want dude? me to come to a dangerous abrupt stop just to let you go through? are you hitting on me? is your car a sentient being?

i need clues dogg

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 23 October 2015 23:38 (eight years ago) link

Apparently he disagreed with your maneuver, but didn't think it was worth honking about.

pplains, Saturday, 24 October 2015 00:08 (eight years ago) link

well he's reconsiderin' six feet under the soil right now

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 24 October 2015 00:09 (eight years ago) link

(massive sandstorm)

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 24 October 2015 00:11 (eight years ago) link

the reason it didn't make sense tho was that I'd already made my U-turn and had already traveled .2 of a mile down the road when he pulled into the left turn inlet coming the other way and then almost just kept going, like he didn't see me, then flashed me.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 24 October 2015 00:16 (eight years ago) link

people who do gofundme's for shit like replacing a tire or paying rent for a particular month.

like I contribute to GoFundMes for things like extraordinary hospital bills, sending an ill friend to obtain experimental procedure that might help condition, shit like that...replacing a fucking tire? those are normal life costs, man. and rent? hint: it's due every month!

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 29 October 2015 01:40 (eight years ago) link

also people who use apostrophes improperly on ILX threads despite knowing better

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 29 October 2015 01:41 (eight years ago) link

Yeah a person I know did a GoFundMe or similar so she could go on a holiday to england. Unsuprisingly, she got a bit of blowback on that one.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 29 October 2015 03:41 (eight years ago) link

(and moaned and whined about how cruel people were so of course then her faithful flocked around her instead).

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 29 October 2015 03:42 (eight years ago) link

I would totally do one if I thought I could get student loans paid off. I'd take all the blowback in the world to get that taken care of.

Jeff, Thursday, 29 October 2015 10:55 (eight years ago) link

Sometimes when I think "those are normal life costs, man. and rent?" etc, I then think of those old ladies that feed huge dollar amounts into those fruit machines for no other reason than they are widowed, husband was some mega-exec and they literally have money to burn, and think "they might as well give it to someone that's had a tough month and is having problems paying rent or fixing a tyre or owt"

Mark G, Thursday, 29 October 2015 11:34 (eight years ago) link

I then think of those old ladies that feed huge dollar amounts into those fruit machines for no other reason than they are widowed

Are you talking about slot machines?

pplains, Thursday, 29 October 2015 13:12 (eight years ago) link

yes. Same thing?

Mark G, Thursday, 29 October 2015 13:20 (eight years ago) link

It's early in the morning here. I was trying to connect the fruit machines with a device that would give money to someone who's had a tough month.

pplains, Thursday, 29 October 2015 13:22 (eight years ago) link

abt to take credentialing exam, proctor waiting until the last second to start. why did i arrive an hr early i think im going to literally implode

all my friends are vampires (art), Thursday, 29 October 2015 13:27 (eight years ago) link

'fruit machines' is so cute. i might gamble if they were called that.

UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Thursday, 29 October 2015 14:30 (eight years ago) link

I was trying to remember whether you could buy fruit from vending machines in countries where they spell it "tyre."

Thank you for the assistance, pp.

carl agatha, Thursday, 29 October 2015 15:06 (eight years ago) link

would you have understood if he'd said 'one armed bandit'?

(not that any of them have been lever operated since the 70s)

koogs, Thursday, 29 October 2015 15:08 (eight years ago) link

(unless you are in Ocean Beach, South Shields)

Mark G, Thursday, 29 October 2015 15:16 (eight years ago) link

(but those only take tuppences)

Mark G, Thursday, 29 October 2015 15:17 (eight years ago) link

most of those old biddies are straight up gambling addicts, handing what's left of their social security checks into those one-armed bandits because what else is there in life at this point

Nhex, Thursday, 29 October 2015 15:36 (eight years ago) link

Can't wait for my dad to go back to Tunica so I can ask him how he did on the fruit machines.

"They're called slot machines."

"Yeah, with the cherries and everything. So did you win on the fruit machines?"

pplains, Thursday, 29 October 2015 15:39 (eight years ago) link

to reiterate, mark was very clear about what he was talking about. I was the one who somehow came up with this nonprofit redbox contraption with a "Giving Tree"-like logo in my mind.

pplains, Thursday, 29 October 2015 15:40 (eight years ago) link

Lol.

To be clear I contribute to GoFundMes for friends most of the tine.

It's just one or two people I know who seek just enough work to make their monthly bills, spend the rest at the club, and act shocked that sometimes unexpected expenses pop up.

My roommate did one for REGISTERING HIS CAR. he drove it without registering it for four months figuring nobody would notice til the condo towed it.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 29 October 2015 16:30 (eight years ago) link

Next he'll do one for two ply tp

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 29 October 2015 16:31 (eight years ago) link

That extremely fluey feeling you get for days after getting a flu shot.

Stevolende, Thursday, 29 October 2015 16:34 (eight years ago) link

Is there a statute I'm unaware of dictating that the credit card readers at the checkout of a given business must be meaninglessly proprietary and function in a slightly different fashion than credit card readers in every other place of business? Can we maybe just agree on an SOP and eliminate the guesswork? It's like if every business had an unspoken standard for a particular way that paper currency had to be folded or passed before they would accept it as payment.

And, yes, I get that this is like the most maximally-petty IA ever. I can own that.

Trimming The Hegyes: The Life & Times Of A Sweathog's Barber (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 October 2015 20:48 (eight years ago) link

the closest grocery store to me had this series of hurdles i had to leap just to make a payment. first the cashier would ask me "credit or debit?" and i'd say credit, they'd hit a button and say go ahead, and i was then prompted to select...credit or debit. i had to then swipe my card, approve the amount, sign, etc.

nomar, Thursday, 29 October 2015 21:19 (eight years ago) link

the new amazon recommendation page is a bit odd. mine has, amongst the usual books and videos, the following categories:

Mobile Phones and Communications - seems to be mostly USB chargers
Portable Sound & Video - USB chargers and more
Vehicle Accessories - mainly usb chargers
Computers, Components & Accessories - chargers for usb

enough already

koogs, Thursday, 29 October 2015 21:32 (eight years ago) link

> That extremely fluey feeling you get for days after getting a flu shot.

not had this in any of the last 3 years. the first year it did feel like i'd been shot in the arm for about 2 days but i've never had flu symptoms.

koogs, Thursday, 29 October 2015 21:34 (eight years ago) link

That no fucking 7/11 near me ever fucking has the lo call Gatorade in big size...or more flavors than gwape

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 29 October 2015 21:35 (eight years ago) link

Drives me crazy that I have to push "cancel" to go into credit mode instead of debit.

There's also a fuel pump in the neighborhood that lights up a red light with the word "GO" on it when it's accepted your info.

pplains, Thursday, 29 October 2015 21:40 (eight years ago) link

lol... Kroger?

phở intellectual (WilliamC), Thursday, 29 October 2015 21:43 (eight years ago) link

Targets here do that stupid cancel thing. Publix doesnt.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 29 October 2015 22:38 (eight years ago) link

Having this extremely weirdly slow nosebleed: every 6 hours or so one nostril fills with semi-dried blood, gets emptied, starts again. My nose is as lazy as I am.

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Thursday, 29 October 2015 23:43 (eight years ago) link

hell yes, wmc.

I mean, what the shit.

http://i.imgur.com/OLnptFM.jpg

(^^ not my pic.)

pplains, Friday, 30 October 2015 00:22 (eight years ago) link

I'll never say anything again about white people taking pictures of their bagels: https://instagram.com/explore/tags/krogerfuelpoints/

pplains, Friday, 30 October 2015 00:26 (eight years ago) link

Wow, I thought I was doing great when I got regular for 1.65 on Saturday. That person had to have redeemed hella fuel points on that tankful.
xp

phở intellectual (WilliamC), Friday, 30 October 2015 00:29 (eight years ago) link

Got it for $1.48, but hell, it was already $1.88 regular price.

Shoulda taken a picture, I know.

pplains, Friday, 30 October 2015 00:34 (eight years ago) link

What's it like to live in 1986?

si monvmentvm reqvires, pvmpkin spice (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 30 October 2015 00:41 (eight years ago) link

surprisingly good dialup speeds

phở intellectual (WilliamC), Friday, 30 October 2015 00:43 (eight years ago) link

Fuckin Tandy is on the fritz

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 30 October 2015 01:06 (eight years ago) link

Didn't know you knew Jessica.

nickn, Friday, 30 October 2015 03:36 (eight years ago) link

Oh yeah. Back here in '86, she's just as spry as ever.

pplains, Friday, 30 October 2015 13:29 (eight years ago) link

When people say (or articles propose) that "Old Movie/Novel has Become a Reality," ignoring the fact that the movie or novel was a satire or fictionalization of something that was already a reality at the time.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 30 October 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link

I get IA pretty much every time I hear a sudden loud noise. How dare you disturb my state of tranquility!

brimstead, Friday, 30 October 2015 19:42 (eight years ago) link

THat I only just heard that if you leave a credit card behind in a shop and don't find out until days later they may have destroyed it and not told anybody.
I guess it does avoid any chance that staff will disappear with it. & does seem to operate on the premise that if it was a legitimate card the owner would be back ion contact with them in a matter of hours.
I had thought they would return a lost card to the bank it was issued from, probably way out of date on that front.

BUt there must be people out there who only intermittently use the card in their pocket and therefore wouldn't miss it until too late.

Stevolende, Sunday, 1 November 2015 10:20 (eight years ago) link

Finding it odd that Channel 4's It Was Alright in the ..... whatever decade has Nigel Farrage as a talking head for no particular reason. Isn't that overly humanising a dodgy politician that should be kept as marginalised as possible?
Maybe I'm just watching overly trash tv

Stevolende, Sunday, 1 November 2015 23:23 (eight years ago) link

people who have their phones UP TO THEIR FACE yet talk on speaker, please die

k3vin k., Wednesday, 4 November 2015 00:04 (eight years ago) link

cosign

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 00:11 (eight years ago) link


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