I would similarly eliminate mueslix, power bagel, flax and multi-grain.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 22 October 2015 16:32 (eight years ago) link
Power bagel goes well with power electronics but there is no way given the description that bozo is not most noise
― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 October 2015 16:37 (eight years ago) link
xp idk dude in the framework of bagel flavors I'd say that muselix is p noise!
― Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 October 2015 16:52 (eight years ago) link
I bought the caraway seed bagel bcz the sign on the bin said CUMIN SEED bagel and I thought "wow that is so interesting" and I took one bite and it was so bad so I made my bf eat it
― Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 October 2015 16:53 (eight years ago) link
See now that is the most noise bagel move
― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 October 2015 16:59 (eight years ago) link
I will listen to Merzbox in its entirety before I eat a fucking pickle caraway flavored bagel
― Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 October 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link
Sesame seed bagels are on constant rotation and so always fresh and hot, not sure if that makes it noize, tho
― EDB, Thursday, 22 October 2015 17:43 (eight years ago) link
i voted pumpernickelbecause it's just like plain but tonally grittier
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 22 October 2015 17:58 (eight years ago) link
I hate caraway seeds, but it sounds like they're basically going for a Jewish rye-flavored bagel with that?
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 22 October 2015 19:48 (eight years ago) link
I think a case can be made for Everything being the most noise, and I particularly like the use of the all dressed nomenclature.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 22 October 2015 19:49 (eight years ago) link
OMG "ALL DRESSED" IS SO PRECIOUS AND CUTE!!! It's like a little boy who is ready to go to church or something!!
― Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:03 (eight years ago) link
also much more accurate bcz the everything bagel does not really have everything on it, it only has a v small number of things, like 3 or 4
did you not try all-dressed potato chips, i think i urged you?
thought about sabotaging this by telling you St-Viateur makes the only noise bagels and Fairmount are for normies but I am going to go with poppyseed
― μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 23 October 2015 03:02 (eight years ago) link
what is the origin of the phrase "all dressed"? I thought it was some sort of mutated yiddishism but I can't find any info.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 23 October 2015 03:20 (eight years ago) link
you can get all dressed pizza too. and all dressed sandwiches.
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 23 October 2015 14:45 (eight years ago) link
no, YOU can!
*chews on undressed sandwich*
― μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 23 October 2015 15:50 (eight years ago) link
xps you didn't urge me to try SHIT!!!!!!!
https://media.giphy.com/media/l41lM5CeKkXvzuB9u/giphy.gif
― Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 23 October 2015 22:12 (eight years ago) link
finally a gif to encapsulate our dynamic
― μpright mammal (mh), Saturday, 24 October 2015 00:58 (eight years ago) link
hahahaaa
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 24 October 2015 13:28 (eight years ago) link
three sesame bagels, torn and swiped in non-mayo salmon spread, eaten consecutively
"all dressed" comes from "tout garni" which just means "with everything on it" and applies to pizza, sandwiches, whatever, and is a weird flavour of Canadian Ruffle that vaguely tastes like pepperoni
― got a long list of ilxors (fgti), Sunday, 25 October 2015 01:54 (eight years ago) link
tbh the only other place I've heard "dressed" (although not usually "all") is Louisiana so the french etymology sounds like it's a thing
― μpright mammal (mh), Sunday, 25 October 2015 02:02 (eight years ago) link
whyyyyyyyyy did i not try these chips whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
― Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 25 October 2015 17:17 (eight years ago) link
Stevie, I've seen those All Dressed chips down here in Buttcrack, you should be able to find them in Philly.
― Exit, pursued by Yogi Berra (WilliamC), Sunday, 25 October 2015 17:39 (eight years ago) link
I looked at two places this weekend and did not see them :(
― Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 October 2015 16:04 (eight years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 00:01 (eight years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Thursday, 29 October 2015 00:01 (eight years ago) link
Seems right
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 29 October 2015 00:14 (eight years ago) link
― Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 25 October 2015 17:17 (4 days ago) Permalink
had no idea other places didn't have them (i have an aunt who always buys dill pickle chips when she's in canada) or the general concept of "all dress" as francos say, but you're not missing out on much tbh
― flopson, Thursday, 29 October 2015 15:32 (eight years ago) link
all dressed legit sucks but i can see it being noize that stupid food blogger monstrosity however...
― dead (Lamp), Thursday, 29 October 2015 16:41 (eight years ago) link
Lamp do you mean the chips or the bagels bcz the everything bagel rly is the best bagel
― Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 30 October 2015 00:22 (eight years ago) link