fuck the assholes who write copy for Groupon

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what's a skin vagina

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 19 October 2015 02:05 (eight years ago) link

Glad to know Groupon still has skin vagina in the game.

I know some Civil War re-enactors you might want to talk to (Eazy), Monday, 19 October 2015 02:23 (eight years ago) link

if you include the sushi at the bottom that is a real solid date night

erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 19 October 2015 02:47 (eight years ago) link

lol I almost made a very similar post

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 19 October 2015 02:48 (eight years ago) link

so what are you doing later?

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 19 October 2015 02:48 (eight years ago) link

getting kicked out of the sushi place when I ask if the vulcan love roll only has salmon skin

erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 19 October 2015 02:52 (eight years ago) link

nine months pass...

I think I've used this like twice in my life, but get so many emails. They seem to be really pushing these faintly scammy-looking lottery ticket broker websites recently

kasybian (wins), Saturday, 30 July 2016 12:48 (seven years ago) link

I dodged the bullet of becoming one of these titular assholes thanks to my famed lack of follow-through in the face of opportunity. Whew!

a charisma-free shitlord (Old Lunch), Saturday, 30 July 2016 13:19 (seven years ago) link


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