Come Up With The Most Boring Band Name Possible

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rope culture

slugbuggy, Sunday, 18 October 2015 11:19 (eight years ago) link

ok, that ways horrible.

slugbuggy, Sunday, 18 October 2015 11:22 (eight years ago) link

was

slugbuggy, Sunday, 18 October 2015 11:23 (eight years ago) link

too drunk to post

slugbuggy, Sunday, 18 October 2015 11:31 (eight years ago) link

the visceral impact of words

houses (band)

your search - the blumplinsiltskins - did not match any documents

slugbuggy, Sunday, 18 October 2015 13:38 (eight years ago) link

diminishing returns

slugbuggy, Sunday, 18 October 2015 13:42 (eight years ago) link

Box Wine

Hideous Lump, Monday, 19 October 2015 03:38 (eight years ago) link

http://www.markzubia.com/los_guys.html

For more than a decade Phoenix-based Los Guys have been making their signature brand of rock and roll, wowing audiences with vibrant lives shows and serving up a sweet soundtrack to many a memorable night out. Led by singer/guitarist Mark Zubia, the four-piece has become one of the most beloved roots-rock outfits in Arizona. The group originally began as a kind of loose knit covers outfit playing fabled local watering holes and putting their own spin on blues, country and pop favorites from everyone from the Rolling Stones to Lucinda Williams. Early on, the band provided an escape for Zubia from his main outfit, the critically-acclaimed major-label signed Pistoleros. Yet, over the years, Los Guys has grown into a serious project its own right. In addition to playing literally thousands of gigs, the band has released a live concert collection and two albums, all of which capture their unique blend of musical brawn, windswept melody and goodtime boozy charm. Whatever the event or occasion, Los Guys and their grab bag of great tunes, virtuoso musicianship and electrifying showmanship are the stuff that will have audiences dancing the night

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 19 October 2015 03:59 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

HVAC

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Friday, 11 December 2015 19:51 (eight years ago) link

This band's name, Weird Guilty Pleasures, isn't awful, but they have definitely written the most boring band bio possible: “Adam and Dylan have been friends and have been in a few bands together in the past. Michael and Adam were childhood friends, but didn’t see each other much after they moved. Once they met up again years later, they realized both were musicians and the band started to take form bringing everyone together.” (From here.)

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 21 December 2015 15:25 (eight years ago) link

The Canadian Hicks

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 00:17 (eight years ago) link

double denim

the notaries public

cartilage

eliminated in the third round

the tri-blends

oafs

slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 December 2015 06:46 (eight years ago) link

conventionally moderately attractive

the original omaha scooter boys

slapfight

slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 December 2015 07:38 (eight years ago) link

the co-salutatorians

contemplating mildred

the last fotomat

slugbuggy, Sunday, 27 December 2015 08:14 (eight years ago) link

tube of juice
runner and daylight
poison lolly
algorhythmics

― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Monday, April 29, 2013 11:36 PM (2 years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROalU379l3U

January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Monday, 28 December 2015 14:21 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

wear it in good health, you

the ashen

receipts

of des moines

gentlemen, please

slugbuggy, Sunday, 20 March 2016 17:56 (eight years ago) link

the disinclined

slugbuggy, Sunday, 20 March 2016 18:03 (eight years ago) link

Your Dad's Porn 'Tache vs Your Dad's Porn Stash

an opportunity thick enough to taste (snoball), Sunday, 20 March 2016 18:07 (eight years ago) link

Love Actuary

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 20 March 2016 19:39 (eight years ago) link

Love Actuary

That's racist!

Hideous Lump, Monday, 21 March 2016 04:03 (eight years ago) link

Was just thinking about this thread after hearing Mike Posner for the first time and thinking that was the kind of name that if I had it I sure as hell would not perform under it.

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Monday, 21 March 2016 04:10 (eight years ago) link

Southampton v West Brom

"Worried pimp" (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 11:44 (eight years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Preoccupations

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 21 April 2016 14:21 (eight years ago) link

The Sideboards

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 21 April 2016 14:44 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I was thinking a good name for a bad upbeat indie dance-rock band would be The Password is Password

JWoww Gilberto (man alive), Saturday, 14 May 2016 03:26 (eight years ago) link

The Drapery

Noel Emits, Saturday, 14 May 2016 10:14 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

the people's band f/ jim oberson and the new scalawags

the claimants

acquiesce

stryofoam as a concept

slugbuggy, Thursday, 23 November 2017 03:59 (six years ago) link

DARPA

El Tomboto, Thursday, 23 November 2017 04:50 (six years ago) link

the forfeiture

incremental gains

belinda and the line cooks

liminal

slugbuggy, Thursday, 23 November 2017 04:59 (six years ago) link

Pizza

― bitch i might be (rip van wanko), Monday, October 25, 2010 10:31 AM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark

this made me laugh out loud for some reason. "ladies and gentleman PIZZA!"

― Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Monday, October 25, 2010 10:25 AM (seven years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The combination of audacity and pandering it would take to name your band Pizza just kills me.

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 23 November 2017 05:05 (six years ago) link

FREE TOTE BAG

Cow_Art, Thursday, 23 November 2017 06:48 (six years ago) link

Beaches

flappy bird, Thursday, 23 November 2017 07:11 (six years ago) link

eight months pass...

Thoughtful and Fair-Minded Witch Hunt

clemenza, Monday, 20 August 2018 15:13 (five years ago) link

A Couple of Manageable Chunks

El Tomboto, Monday, 20 August 2018 15:18 (five years ago) link

Site New Answers

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Monday, 20 August 2018 15:23 (five years ago) link

The Chew

Bruise Harmsby and the Rage (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 August 2018 15:26 (five years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Default_(band)

jmm, Monday, 20 August 2018 15:26 (five years ago) link

Mall Crawl

Bruise Harmsby and the Rage (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 August 2018 15:31 (five years ago) link

wear it in good health, you

This made me lol. Definitely an art punk band I would listen to.

tangenttangent, Monday, 20 August 2018 16:20 (five years ago) link

Free WiFi

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 20 August 2018 16:27 (five years ago) link

node in starbucks

tangenttangent, Monday, 20 August 2018 16:29 (five years ago) link

Crisps

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 20 August 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link

The Tote Bags

Cow_Art, Monday, 20 August 2018 16:49 (five years ago) link

The Stakeholders

jmm, Monday, 20 August 2018 16:50 (five years ago) link

The Double Coupon Tuesdays

Bruise Harmsby and the Rage (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 August 2018 16:51 (five years ago) link

Cardmember Services

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Monday, 20 August 2018 17:33 (five years ago) link

Strategic Growth

Bruise Harmsby and the Rage (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 August 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Default_(band)

― jmm, Monday, August 20, 2018 11:26 AM (three hours ago)

The group disbanded in 2013 after a hiatus following the release of their fourth and last album.

😢

I bought their debut album in 2001. all the best tracks were co-written by Chad Kroeger iirc

ilxor-com-dog-meat-drawer-7-840-x-600.jpg (unregistered), Monday, 20 August 2018 19:06 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/oarYg5M.jpg

Hi Everyone, I just wanted to send a quick note to all of you amazing fans that have stuck with us through thick and thin. Default has not split up, but we are taking a bit of a break right now. We still all talk to one another and love each other like brothers and I hope in time that we will see you all again. But in the meantime we all have a lot of creativity to get out so we have been doing other things on the side. I hope you have had time to check out what we are all up too and hope you enjoy it.

You all have been so amazing and a big part of making our dreams a reality. Much love and respect from all of us here in Default!"

ilxor-com-dog-meat-drawer-7-840-x-600.jpg (unregistered), Monday, 20 August 2018 19:11 (five years ago) link

Think Different

Trϵϵship, Monday, 20 August 2018 19:11 (five years ago) link


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