We should force every kid to learn martial arts so that playground fights look more awesomer
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 9 October 2015 12:20 (eight years ago) link
WE WILL NEVER GIT RID OF NIPPLE TWEAKING
― Neil S, Friday, 9 October 2015 12:22 (eight years ago) link
Why deny my kids right to de humanize yours?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 9 October 2015 12:25 (eight years ago) link
Principals and teachers actually have quite a lot of ability to reduce bullying, I've seen it in action. It's really not even that complicated.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 9 October 2015 14:18 (eight years ago) link
Yeah just beat them
― (emphasis mine) (wins), Friday, 9 October 2015 14:23 (eight years ago) link
WE WILL NEVER GET RID OF BULLYING
GOOD! FUCKIN WIENERS
― Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 9 October 2015 14:25 (eight years ago) link
if you can't stop criminals you can always get rid of victims
― ogmor, Friday, 9 October 2015 14:27 (eight years ago) link
WE SHOULD TEACH MOUTHBREATHERS ON FACEBOOK NOT TO REPOST MEMES WITH MORE ARTIFACTS THAN THE BRITISH MUSEUM
― Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 9 October 2015 14:31 (eight years ago) link
Let John Steed handle those ruffians.
― nickn, Friday, 9 October 2015 17:06 (eight years ago) link
Wearing pink ribbons huh? I knew this generation of wimps had too much awareness of breast cancer
― Comme Si, Kamasi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 9 October 2015 20:17 (eight years ago) link
yeah that cracked me up cuz i strongly suspect the moron who made that is genuinely unaware what those pink ribbons are about and assumed it must be some anti-bullying thing cuz they look wimpy
― balls, Friday, 9 October 2015 23:41 (eight years ago) link
this one cracked me up. posted with subtitle "Want to stop a bully? Punch the fucker in the face"
https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11905748_1104668929574874_2587214141009212535_n.jpg?oh=2ae7dfc1e878d61221bb362b75dc912c&oe=56CEB863
― flopson, Sunday, 11 October 2015 05:48 (eight years ago) link
whoops n/m shoulda scrolled up
Reminds me of every dullard who says "War/violence is just a natural human state we will never be rid of so why trying".
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 11 October 2015 16:36 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/t31.0-8/12109858_883748128375265_7974875945571634843_o.jpg
Just havin' a latte doin' henna on each other.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 11 October 2015 17:20 (eight years ago) link
so basically everyone is an asshole? I guess that's fairly accurate but...
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Sunday, 11 October 2015 17:24 (eight years ago) link
http://i61.tinypic.com/k1dqib.jpg
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 12 October 2015 02:00 (eight years ago) link
but no pressure
― aaaaablnnn (abanana), Monday, 12 October 2015 04:02 (eight years ago) link
Plz explain in 25 words or less how can I tell if I am "an artist", bcz I am really comfortable on this couch and my fingerpainting technique was really crude and unsatisfying.
― Aimless, Monday, 12 October 2015 04:11 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/p720x720/12144837_499526100214096_8110755379819555291_n.jpg?oh=33ef822c75719995407b9fd2ac5b8a22&oe=568A5EF9
Comforting.
― mirostones, Monday, 12 October 2015 10:46 (eight years ago) link
the thick blue line
― a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 October 2015 11:41 (eight years ago) link
Always nice with some demonizing from those sworn to protect.
― Frederik B, Monday, 12 October 2015 12:14 (eight years ago) link
Feel the police may have trouble taking the moral high ground against Battle of Britain veterans tho
― Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 12 October 2015 13:07 (eight years ago) link
"And maybe remind the few, if ill of us they speak, that we are all that stands between the monsters and the weak..Mah na mah na - do doo be do dooMah na mah na - do doo be dooh"
― Mark G, Monday, 12 October 2015 13:37 (eight years ago) link
If someone's goal with art primarily is to express their own feelings it probably sucks as art
― Comme Si, Kamasi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 12 October 2015 20:06 (eight years ago) link
Was that someone's status update?
― the cuddling of the american behind (how's life), Monday, 12 October 2015 20:52 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11180638_876641532425882_3482007831975610340_n.jpg?oh=38060859c5c032306e3b4e23368fb273&oe=569216A5
What the fuck is the deal with the crown?!
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 12 October 2015 21:29 (eight years ago) link
Being a gay monarch isn't a choice. #bornthisway
I saw a bunch of cars parked outside a sandwich shop on Sunday with a piece of blue painter's tape across the back window. I guess their church had a BLUE LIVES MATTER day or something.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 12 October 2015 22:20 (eight years ago) link
I saw a truck with that over here. What does it even mean? Is it just a celebration of racism?
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Monday, 12 October 2015 22:24 (eight years ago) link
bad boys bad boyswhatcha gonna dowhatcha gonna dowhen you're wearing blue
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 05:21 (eight years ago) link
I feel sure Nobel Prize for Literature winner William Golding would have known about the correct use of commas:
https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/10441394_799541886745791_2850050546976303_n.jpg?oh=43a80db4e19881a12f98588152466a8d&oe=56957522
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 13:29 (eight years ago) link
https://lhenson51.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/their-story.jpg
― can't stop won't stop chooglin (how's life), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 16:24 (eight years ago) link
- Charles Manson
― 1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 16:31 (eight years ago) link
the golding quote is real -- it was spoken so it's not his punctuationhttps://youtu.be/vYnfSV27vLY?t=1m48s
― aaaaablnnn (abanana), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 16:37 (eight years ago) link
Hammer Smashed Bagels wrote, "Yeah, I hate "ad hominem tu quoque" fallacies in general. I mean, we bitch enough when the right pulls that with their excessive "where's the OUTRAGE!" false equivalency bullshit, so let's not do the exact same thing pls."
Yeah and so when someone like Victor Davis Hanson does something like this, I think the following things:
A. Um, you know, a lot of lefties DO actually live out their values.
B. Even if some individuals fall short of perfect execution of certain values, that doesn't make those bad values.
C. Wanting others to ALSO have the things you enjoy isn't hypocrisy. I want the less fortunate not to be hungry, yet omg I still EAT FOOD. I carry a driver's license yet I don't agree that those without one should be denied a right to vote. OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!
I get that it's meant to be cute turnabout from the lefty play of "you hate government and yet you DRIVE ON ROADS?!?!?!?" But it falls flat once that initial "daring" frisson has faded.
― forbidden fruitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 17:43 (eight years ago) link
there's a bit in The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists where the central character rightly points out that giving your own shit to the poor is a tenet of Christianity, not Socialism
― bonobo voyage (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link
comit-ting
― wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 22:19 (eight years ago) link
why is it that shape? what is that thing? a pocket?
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 00:10 (eight years ago) link
it looks like one of the western states of the USA
― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 00:48 (eight years ago) link
maybe south dakota?
If the person who made that is over the age of 26, that person is the worst person on earth.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 14 October 2015 07:02 (eight years ago) link
^ feel this may be an exaggeration
― Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 09:52 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRUxtFxVAAAgb12.jpg
― Frobisher, Thursday, 15 October 2015 02:33 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12107977_10156136074535032_4082014471807845815_n.jpg?oh=e084f6f6e04b23a4750193d667fd4496&oe=56CDA2CD
― can't stop won't stop chooglin (how's life), Friday, 16 October 2015 16:49 (eight years ago) link
Good lord that is deeply offensive.
― carl agatha, Friday, 16 October 2015 17:17 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12049158_864854343621595_4321170227791452060_n.jpg?oh=a5e64a7413e6a268097277bce7c588a1&oe=56CEFBBF
really nails the cadences and linguistic flair of Dr Seuss imo
― these are my pincers and if you don't like them I have udders (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 17 October 2015 07:07 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12108186_1321571971281066_4253986860593206775_n.jpg?oh=c8d8d6e0c11364d450d4897769220bce&oe=56CECBAC
― nickn, Saturday, 17 October 2015 07:08 (eight years ago) link
Lolllllll
― carl agatha, Saturday, 17 October 2015 13:01 (eight years ago) link
learn you some content aware deleting folks
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 17 October 2015 17:21 (eight years ago) link