WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lol pplains

drash, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 11:12 (eight years ago) link

11 Wedding Photosets that Launched Modeling Careers (you won't believe #5!!)

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 11:57 (eight years ago) link

lol otm

drash, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 12:36 (eight years ago) link

Impressive manspread on that last one.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 12:49 (eight years ago) link

raw | photo | design

http://i.imgur.com/0O3jqlI.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 12:58 (eight years ago) link

http://www.tobiahtayo.com/blogpics/images/daron&sarah/eng/arch.jpg

soref, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:06 (eight years ago) link

whoa, it's like a reverse Chia pet!

pplains, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:08 (eight years ago) link

xps omg (how did i miss that)
now there's a photo
don't want to know what's in that bag(?)

drash, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:10 (eight years ago) link

it was making me think of Bewitched, like she's just nodded and that confused looking man appeared

soref, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:11 (eight years ago) link

maybe it's her state farm agent.

pplains, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:16 (eight years ago) link

lol
they both look confused
the supernatural light is a nice touch

drash, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:24 (eight years ago) link

not-so-Slender Man

Neil S, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:45 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/yukzxDj.jpg

, Thursday, 10 December 2015 12:44 (eight years ago) link

I'm Chris Christie and I approve of this message

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 December 2015 13:04 (eight years ago) link

i wavered between posting this here and posting it in your thread

, Thursday, 10 December 2015 13:13 (eight years ago) link

six months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/CtIm6Tj.jpg

"Well, ok, but you do know what the word 'engaged' means, right?"

http://i.imgur.com/esVxwYC.jpg

"YES. THIS IS FUN. GATHERING UP THE LEAVES AND DROPPING THEM. I AM HAVING FUN, YES."

http://i.imgur.com/SFXZDpF.jpg

"Really? We're just going to drive past another exit like that?"
"Yup."

http://i.imgur.com/ShmYyN4.jpg

You know what zombies really hate? Foot odor.

http://i.imgur.com/wZVkLkF.jpg

Hey there, 1947 called. Said it wanted its dignity back.

http://i.imgur.com/TZkKh91.jpg

"There is nothing quite like being alone with you,"

http://i.imgur.com/q4UMQpA.jpg

"No layers left to uncover,"

http://i.imgur.com/eSAPs9Z.jpg

"Feeling my body quivering inside you–"
"–OK, I'm going to go back to the car now?"

pplains, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 22:18 (seven years ago) link

omg her face in that last triptych

you do v important, excellent work here, pplains

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 22:40 (seven years ago) link

""But Philadelphia police said there was nothing they could do if Weldon hadn't committed a crime yet"

This nearly killed me again just now.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 23:42 (seven years ago) link

One of my top 5 all-time favorite threads on ILX

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 30 June 2016 12:31 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/RF7Jyvi.jpg

"No, no, it's fine. It's... I can tell you spent a lot of time on it."

pplains, Thursday, 30 June 2016 13:59 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/cprlbAd.jpg

"Wait. Is it C or C to the 9th? 'I hear the clock and it's–' Ok, definitely a C9. I think."

pplains, Thursday, 30 June 2016 14:03 (seven years ago) link

I adore this couple, btw.

So happy Snowden found a bride after all.

pplains, Thursday, 30 June 2016 14:03 (seven years ago) link

brad's dad still says "chyla" like he's hearing it for the first time

goole, Thursday, 30 June 2016 16:34 (seven years ago) link

chyla is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chyle

assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 30 June 2016 23:30 (seven years ago) link

eh I'd fuck him

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 June 2016 23:31 (seven years ago) link

She's playing Chyla's famous Jason MraZ

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/naJK7D2.jpg

pplains, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:31 (seven years ago) link

haha. that's great

micah, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:32 (seven years ago) link

Lmao

Spottie, Monday, 18 July 2016 03:42 (seven years ago) link

please tell me that's a series

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 24 July 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

think that one goes in WE'RE EXPECTING !!!!!!

pplains, Sunday, 24 July 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link

I think.

pplains, Sunday, 24 July 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link

she's got a fresh mushroom in her jar

assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 25 July 2016 00:35 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cof7lRDUkAAj9J_.jpg:small

mookieproof, Saturday, 30 July 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link

two great images for the price of one!

*boak*

kinder, Saturday, 30 July 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link

ten months pass...

o.....................................k

these are some great engagement photos pic.twitter.com/BqZscYFwz0

— BEO Speedwulf (@crulge) June 5, 2017

goole, Monday, 5 June 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link

My wife dumped me for a guy named Jesus
Now I see a cross and I fall to pieces

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 5 June 2017 18:18 (six years ago) link

Haha, this one also comes up in GIS for Jesus engagement photos:

http://i.imgur.com/sOfDLyh.jpg

pplains, Monday, 5 June 2017 22:32 (six years ago) link

today i have decided that engagement fotos are fucked up

nice cage (m bison), Monday, 5 June 2017 23:44 (six years ago) link

otm

mh, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 00:02 (six years ago) link

Also:

http://i.imgur.com/bFDk0d8.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:10 (six years ago) link

holy shit dolphin/porpoise proposals are a thing

mh, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:18 (six years ago) link

porpoisals

nice cage (m bison), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:22 (six years ago) link

also lmao at people's fake indignation over the dolphin thing *throws down vegan card* what yall know about animal cruelty

nice cage (m bison), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:23 (six years ago) link

tbh after a porpoise does something like this, they can never return to the wild. you must then have them for dinner and claim it was tuna

mh, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 01:24 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/Tr8c8o5.jpg

, Monday, 19 June 2017 17:40 (six years ago) link

CARLEY: You know, Austin, Hatcher says high cholesterol runs in his family. Isn't that sad?

AUSTIN:

http://i.imgur.com/jUZXZZG.gif

pplains, Monday, 19 June 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link


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