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Harbl, IT'S THE REAL DR. PHIL. Look at the username.

I f'd up the word rear (Z S), Saturday, 4 April 2009 03:03 (fifteen years ago) link

ok maybe

unregistered you can only ask questions if you are a registered user. also are you a jhvh witness?

goaty (harbl), Saturday, 4 April 2009 03:10 (fifteen years ago) link

1. my jhvh question was an oh-so-witty Gravediggaz reference, y'see.

2. click on my profile & you'll see that I'm just a registered user posing as an unregistered user. that's THE ONLY WAY you can tell me apart from all the Geetika Pants and Munazzir Hashmis of the world.

3. I'm not a JW, and I've never even seen one at my door. my old congregationalist church still sends me a newsletter every month, so technically they still own my soul.

a garbled mishmash of lolcatspeak and ebonics (unregistered), Saturday, 4 April 2009 03:26 (fifteen years ago) link

yes i can tell you are a registered user that's how i can yellow card and suggest ban you

goaty (harbl), Saturday, 4 April 2009 11:46 (fifteen years ago) link

dr. phil, was that a dis?

ulne, Saturday, 4 April 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link

hi jergins

Dr. Phil, Saturday, 4 April 2009 16:05 (fifteen years ago) link

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

a garbled mishmash of lolcatspeak and ebonics (unregistered), Saturday, 4 April 2009 16:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Dr. Phil, Saturday, 4 April 2009 22:48 (fifteen years ago) link

thinkin baout signing all of my posts w/ dat pic. how long b4 bannage takes place

Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 04:20 (fifteen years ago) link

lol its the smuggest photo i've ever seen <3<3

wilter, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 04:25 (fifteen years ago) link

aint nothing but a gangsta party

http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/1255/drphilrh1.jpg

Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 04:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Dr. Phil has galvanized millions of people to 'get real.'

someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 02:08 (fifteen years ago) link

billions

Dr. Phil, Thursday, 16 April 2009 02:44 (fifteen years ago) link

it's only billions if you count the octuplets, you big padder.

estela, Thursday, 16 April 2009 02:53 (fifteen years ago) link

she will not go with me to the culb

one art, please (Trayce), Thursday, 16 April 2009 03:25 (fifteen years ago) link

galvanize me to "get real"

someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Thursday, 16 April 2009 11:51 (fifteen years ago) link

did Dr. Phil go to school with Dr Morbius

someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 11:54 (fifteen years ago) link

they roomed together at Dr school

j@gg3r th3 d@gg3r (stevie), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 12:06 (fifteen years ago) link

he never answers
http://jollypeople.com/files/2009/02/drphil.jpg

barfy (harbl), Saturday, 25 April 2009 02:49 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i41.tinypic.com/15modfo.jpg

THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Friday, 8 May 2009 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=18766

fantazy land (harbl), Sunday, 10 May 2009 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Dr Phil what was your most stormy extra-marital affair and have you had sex with Oprah

^ Z S on the internet here (Z S), Sunday, 10 May 2009 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link

dr. phil how is baltimore these days?

ricardos montalban (tehresa), Monday, 18 May 2009 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link

phil your ex-boyfriend told me your crotch is as bald as your head t/f

friend (jergins), Monday, 18 May 2009 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Phil,
http://2020ok.com/img/6/10516.jpg
?
thanks,

friend (jergins), Monday, 18 May 2009 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

phil why does a banana peel turn brown so quickly after you eat the banana?

man see 'roo (unregistered), Monday, 18 May 2009 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link

phil how do i make a good first impression on kanye w/o making it too obvious that i have a crush on him?

man see 'roo (unregistered), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link

his answer to the banana question will answer the kanye question ibet

friend (jergins), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link

he never answers

man see 'roo (unregistered), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link

phil how is that kebab place should i go today y/n

fantazy land (harbl), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link

(don't) Ask Dr. Phil
bcz he'll break u heart

friend (jergins), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link

# A drunk driving fatality happens approximately every 40 minutes. Get pertinent info so you know when you've tossed back too many. Tune in!about 3 hours ago from web

fantazy land (harbl), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link

how DO i know when i've tossed back too many? please help!

fantazy land (harbl), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link

dr. pill?
dr. shill?

friend (jergins), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

does dr. phil become dr. grill on the weekends? i bet he does

fantazy land (harbl), Monday, 18 May 2009 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.phils-grill.com/images/large_logo2.png

ricardos montalban (tehresa), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link

: (

velko, Friday, 22 May 2009 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link

oh i get it

fantazy land (harbl), Saturday, 23 May 2009 01:40 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...

I love this album! Except 2nd "Home by the Sea." It's a tossup between the last two tracks, but I went with "It's Gonna Get Better," which sounds like heaven. That song seems to share a feel with certain other songs from '83, like Dylan's "Jokerman" and Cyndi Lauper's "When U Were Mine," that I can't quite put my finger on. They feel static, but have fluid basslines with sort of a shimmery overlay. Maybe it's just me.

― dr. phil, Tuesday, August 25, 2009 11:09 AM

also huh (velko), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6135142,00.jpg

also huh (velko), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link

wtf who is that

( ´_ゝ˙) (Dr. Phil), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/identity-theft-intro.jpg

also huh (velko), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Someone who likes Brad Paisley?

Rolling Country 2009 Thread

I have to admit I saw that and was surprised by your <3 for him.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

i cannot be reached 4 comment

¯ ϖ ¯ (Dr. Phil), Thursday, 8 October 2009 03:58 (fourteen years ago) link

GOD DAMN IT PHIL

jergins, Thursday, 8 October 2009 07:41 (fourteen years ago) link

this turns my whole world upside down bc i had a lot of respect for dr phil before hearing about this

steamed hams (harbl), Thursday, 8 October 2009 11:49 (fourteen years ago) link


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