I hate to say this because there may even be ILXors on here who are in this situation, but – if there's more than a foot between you and your partner's height, first thing anyone's going to think when they meet the two of you is "wonder in what position these two do most of their fucking in."
― pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 15:03 (eight years ago) link
yeah but that's a great icebreaker question
― 1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2015 15:23 (eight years ago) link
I have a few female friends who are about five feet tall who have dated multiple dudes over six feet tall and I got one to admit the height disparity is totally "a thing" as far as attraction goes
never quite got to that particular q though
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 5 October 2015 15:36 (eight years ago) link
I was gonna post the original photo, but this one was funnier.
http://i.imgur.com/flQgqW6.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link
"We're a couple whose world is centered on love. Wouldn't it trade it for anything!"
http://i.imgur.com/mZyFF0i.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 19:42 (eight years ago) link
when your photographer is really into planes
― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 5 October 2015 19:45 (eight years ago) link
Or the Golden Girls intro.
― pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 20:50 (eight years ago) link
/"But Philadelphia police said there was nothing they could do if Weldon hadn't committed a crime yet."/just about choked on my morning coffee, well played, pplains
just about choked on my morning coffee, well played, pplains
LOL yes A+
― carl agatha, Monday, 5 October 2015 23:27 (eight years ago) link
lol pplains
― drash, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 11:12 (eight years ago) link
some poses
http://travisharrisphotography.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Miami-Wedding-Photographers-001.jpg
http://lisacarcases.com/wp-content/uploads/galleries/post-52/full/Engagement_Pictures_Miami_Beach_18a.jpg
http://english-wedding.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Cat-Hepple-engagement-photography-UK-19.jpg
http://www.rawphotodesign.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/lower-manhattan-engagement-photos-01.jpg
― drash, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 11:14 (eight years ago) link
11 Wedding Photosets that Launched Modeling Careers (you won't believe #5!!)
― 1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 11:57 (eight years ago) link
lol otm
― drash, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 12:36 (eight years ago) link
Impressive manspread on that last one.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 12:49 (eight years ago) link
raw | photo | design
http://i.imgur.com/0O3jqlI.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 12:58 (eight years ago) link
http://www.tobiahtayo.com/blogpics/images/daron&sarah/eng/arch.jpg
― soref, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:06 (eight years ago) link
whoa, it's like a reverse Chia pet!
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:08 (eight years ago) link
xps omg (how did i miss that)now there's a photodon't want to know what's in that bag(?)
― drash, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:10 (eight years ago) link
it was making me think of Bewitched, like she's just nodded and that confused looking man appeared
― soref, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:11 (eight years ago) link
maybe it's her state farm agent.
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:16 (eight years ago) link
lolthey both look confusedthe supernatural light is a nice touch
― drash, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:24 (eight years ago) link
not-so-Slender Man
― Neil S, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:45 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/yukzxDj.jpg
― 龜, Thursday, 10 December 2015 12:44 (eight years ago) link
I'm Chris Christie and I approve of this message
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 December 2015 13:04 (eight years ago) link
i wavered between posting this here and posting it in your thread
― 龜, Thursday, 10 December 2015 13:13 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/CtIm6Tj.jpg
"Well, ok, but you do know what the word 'engaged' means, right?"
http://i.imgur.com/esVxwYC.jpg
"YES. THIS IS FUN. GATHERING UP THE LEAVES AND DROPPING THEM. I AM HAVING FUN, YES."
http://i.imgur.com/SFXZDpF.jpg
"Really? We're just going to drive past another exit like that?""Yup."
http://i.imgur.com/ShmYyN4.jpg
You know what zombies really hate? Foot odor.
http://i.imgur.com/wZVkLkF.jpg
Hey there, 1947 called. Said it wanted its dignity back.
http://i.imgur.com/TZkKh91.jpg
"There is nothing quite like being alone with you,"
http://i.imgur.com/q4UMQpA.jpg
"No layers left to uncover,"
http://i.imgur.com/eSAPs9Z.jpg
"Feeling my body quivering inside you–""–OK, I'm going to go back to the car now?"
― pplains, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 22:18 (seven years ago) link
omg her face in that last triptych
you do v important, excellent work here, pplains
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 22:40 (seven years ago) link
""But Philadelphia police said there was nothing they could do if Weldon hadn't committed a crime yet"
This nearly killed me again just now.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 23:42 (seven years ago) link
One of my top 5 all-time favorite threads on ILX
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 30 June 2016 12:31 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/RF7Jyvi.jpg
"No, no, it's fine. It's... I can tell you spent a lot of time on it."
― pplains, Thursday, 30 June 2016 13:59 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/cprlbAd.jpg
"Wait. Is it C or C to the 9th? 'I hear the clock and it's–' Ok, definitely a C9. I think."
― pplains, Thursday, 30 June 2016 14:03 (seven years ago) link
I adore this couple, btw.
So happy Snowden found a bride after all.
brad's dad still says "chyla" like he's hearing it for the first time
― goole, Thursday, 30 June 2016 16:34 (seven years ago) link
chyla is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chyle
― assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 30 June 2016 23:30 (seven years ago) link
eh I'd fuck him
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 June 2016 23:31 (seven years ago) link
She's playing Chyla's famous Jason MraZ
― It certainly is punk of the Church of England to think that way (tangenttangent), Thursday, 30 June 2016 23:38 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/naJK7D2.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:31 (seven years ago) link
haha. that's great
― micah, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:32 (seven years ago) link
Lmao
― Spottie, Monday, 18 July 2016 03:42 (seven years ago) link
http://youarenotaphotographer.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/IMG_20160305_132616.jpg
― laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 24 July 2016 18:42 (seven years ago) link
please tell me that's a series
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 24 July 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link
think that one goes in WE'RE EXPECTING !!!!!!
― pplains, Sunday, 24 July 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link
I think.
― pplains, Sunday, 24 July 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link
she's got a fresh mushroom in her jar
― assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 25 July 2016 00:35 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cof7lRDUkAAj9J_.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Saturday, 30 July 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link
two great images for the price of one!
*boak*
― kinder, Saturday, 30 July 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link
o.....................................k
these are some great engagement photos pic.twitter.com/BqZscYFwz0— BEO Speedwulf (@crulge) June 5, 2017
― goole, Monday, 5 June 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link
My wife dumped me for a guy named JesusNow I see a cross and I fall to pieces
― ﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Monday, 5 June 2017 18:18 (six years ago) link
Haha, this one also comes up in GIS for Jesus engagement photos:
http://i.imgur.com/sOfDLyh.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 5 June 2017 22:32 (six years ago) link
today i have decided that engagement fotos are fucked up
― nice cage (m bison), Monday, 5 June 2017 23:44 (six years ago) link
otm
― mh, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 00:02 (six years ago) link