marketing of masculinity

somewhere there is a tiny plumber in overalls with a giant mustache shaking his fist at you

mamma mia!

i think it's time to install that portable bidet i've been putting off

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31cRIZBgiAL._SY300_.jpg

actually it is an electronic washlet. they advertise in japanese magazines and sites here in la. it's a toilet seat that goes on the toilet. i'm sure amazon has some, as well

http://pds.exblog.jp/pds/1/201401/11/45/b0309645_1016563.jpg

so a toilet that pees on YOU

what a world

it's more of a squirt but you can adjust the strength

http://detailer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/pressurewasher.jpg

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4P1eFyQEz-8/maxresdefault.jpg

cigarette is a nice touch

lmao

cool techno mix

outtakes from the Kraftwerk 3D tour

potable bidet

Haha, now I get Dudes Wipes ads on my facebook sidebar.

http://i.imgur.com/Bepem0z.jpg

Seriously, this could be a BOSE ad in Parade Magazine, circa. 1992.

lol that techno mix one reminds me of like warp artificial intelligence

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/02/fashion/mens-style/27-ways-to-be-a-modern-man.html

17/27

I think this 1982 milestone hasn't been in the thread yet:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51AUh8mrS3L._SL500_AA300_.jpg

Everyone talks about the Atari and Pan Am logos in Blade Runner. I think one of the biggest anachronisms is in the beginning during the narration, where Deckard says something like, "My ex-wife used to make me eat sushi."

Like, sushi and quiche were in the same pussy boat, as far as 1982 was concerned. Even people in 2017 knew that.

Anyway. Don't forget the sequel:

http://i.imgur.com/SldqUc9.jpg

Bruce Feirstein is a hella gay name.

never understood this abt quiche. eggs, meat/veggies/combo, cheese, and pie crust. nothing on this list is definitively un-masculine and it is easy as fuck to make. literally just mix all that shit together and throw it in the oven, in 30-45 mins u have a healthy protein rich meal that took minimal effort and also is delicious.

just saying, fucking quiche

quiche is french ergo it is gay

and what could be less masculine than two men having sex with each other

Two men having sex with a quiche.

I dunno, one of them having a vagina?

Yes, you're right, a man with a fully-functioning female reproductive system is probably the least masculine thing I can think of.

What about a quiche with a vagina?

Be a crepe, don't eat one. #realmen

Real men don't eat that either, I"m sure. post

Successful masculine marketing imo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq3JVAzar0A

Pancakes are masculine, crepes are not. Apple pie is masculine, eggs in a pie crust are not. Clearly and unsurprisingly, eggs seem to be the emasculating culprit.

Yes, you're right, a man with a fully-functioning female reproductive system is probably the least masculine thing I can think of.

― Beezbo's Magic Does It Again! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, November 17, 2015 12:55 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there are trans ppl more butch than me, that is for sure

yeah uhhhh I think at this point in history you reaaaaally need to recalibrate yr ideas of masculinity (which is gendered) if you think it's inextricably linked with reproductive systems (which are biological)

#latepass #bookmarks #lol

welcome

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51At%2B8FS-IL.jpg
A shot of adrenaline, a surge of raw power, a current of electricity running from head to toe. Animal Rage allows you to stalk the weights, to dominate the gym, to make the competition run and hide. Taken just before you wreak havoc in the weight room, Animal Rage is more than a mere preworkout supplement, it is a bodybuilder's secret weapon, an ergogenic wrecking ball ready to be swung. You are a predator, the iron your prey - make it fear your power, let it bear witness to the strength of Animal Rage.

I prefer Plant Rage

vegan friendly soy rage

great find but u buried the lede: SLAUGHTERMELON

other flavors available (i am not making this up):
Grape of Wrath
Lemon Slayed
Mango Unchained

"You are a predator, the iron your prey" - thought it was talking about housework for a moment.

I prefer Plant Rage

― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, December 16, 2015 1:27 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Misread that as "I prefer Plant Page"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Quarter:_Jimmy_Page_and_Robert_Plant_Unledded#/media/File:Page_%26_Plant_-_No_Quarter.jpg

great find but u buried the lede: SLAUGHTERMELON

http://i.imgur.com/R0KJWlY.jpg

ERGOGENIC WRECKING BALL READY TO BE SWUNG.

other flavors available (i am not making this up):
Grape of Wrath
Lemon Slayed
Mango Unchained

― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 08:13 (7 hours ago) Permalink

Fruit Punch
Papaya Sailor Man
Atomic Pom
Is the Peach This Way?
Linebacker Nectarine

Apple Boss

Pom-O-Granite

Slightly off-topic but I had to put this somewhere:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B3UsNqECQAAGljB.jpg