Skyfall:UEFA Champions League 2015/16

letoff in Europe imo

borderline but I'd call it a yellow

read the news man there are no borders in Europe now

remarkable

ahahaha

I'm.not sure Gibbs would even make our squad. woeful.

goal and assist Walcott has been shit

parodical lacknof interest in goal here from arsenals attacking midfielder xi

God, the fury on Mourinho's face after the Willian free kick, he barely even acknowledged the equaliser.

Juve-Sevilla p good stuff. Haven't seen Juve in Serie A this season but they've looked really good in their 2 CL games. Cuadrado has been exciting and Seville's #4 has been excellent.Nice to see Khediera back playing again as well.

CSKA killing PSV. One missed penalty away from 4-0 at half time. Doumbia, who missed it, is on a hat trick.

Looking at the highlights seems like Joe Hart having one of his heroic CL nights.

Master stroke from LVG swapping an out of position winger for an out of position winger.

Ex QPR stopper Julio Cesar with terrific double save to keep Benfica ahead vs Atleti.

Aguero just scored the ninth penalty Gladbach have conceded in seven games. Probably deserve the win on balance.

Congratulations to United on their first goal in nearly 360 minutes of football.

404 minutes it turns out.

the inexorable journey towards lvg's being fired and the whirlwind of speculation over man u's next manager is wearying me already

That's actually kind of annoying. The boos ringing out when he took off Martial, the worm was actually turning against him, but now he'll take this as vindication of his tedious anti-football (and vindication for keeping Rooney up front).

went up with my kids to watch the boro game last week - good god they were grinding the gears, even reverse wasn't working properly

Real Madrid were lucky to win. PSG were really impressive esp. Di Maria, even Luiz was reading the play well.

I really like Rabiot as well. How Madrid won that game I can't explain

the indignity of the BT pundits cumming over Rooney after the hours of bullshit that preceded that well-worked goal was embarrassing even by BT pundit standards

i was going to come complain about arsenal and then lol chelsea are losing again and the zen state of jose hilarity kicked in so i forgot about my own team

Chelsea are winning

booo wait some fucking typo bbc, chelsea went 1-0 up. also arsenal will never stop being shit in this comp will they?

Summary

Lewandowski header from Thiago cross
Muller with deflected left-foot strike
Chelsea 0-1 Dynamo Kiev
Dragovic heads cross into his own net
Matic starts, Hazard on bench
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Nice hit from Alaba.

getting bit ugly for arsenal

Excellent Giroud goal.

Think Bayern will hang on here

Looking at the ground. Blaming the ground. He's looking see him here he's looking straight-at-the-ground and he's telling giroud he's blaming the ground

Several minutes of blissful silence

To think an entire country has angered sufficient number of gods or one sufficiently powerful God that the full breadth of said nation could be inflicted with Ronnie Whelan's piping depressive monotony of evil witterings all at once

Pique arsenal there

Sitting side by side with the Rolling UK Comedy Thread appropriately.

Stating the bleeding obvious I know but Jesus United are aggressively boring

Shakhtar just pulled three goals back vs Real, having been losing 4-0.

^ !

man u match was so dull to listen to. dull and stressful and a dismal result

a serious low point that

fuck the philosophy

Yaya's double chin has begun.

Utd are going out with a crocked Chris Smalling up front

now going through in hilariously shambolic fashion

Oh ffs

going out again

LOL, that was quick!

PSV are winning

it's over

Real Madrid making me so thankful that Celtic didn't qualify.

alright you can go now Louis

Disappointing result but the most entertaining United match I've seen in ages. Young lads played really well too.