Morrissey really seriously ill?

For some reason, I get the feeling the whole thing is a contractual obligation.

Like, Moz has to write the book so he's written something bonkers.

And now the publisher has to publish it.

i doubt that but it does make you wonder if he had a contractual stipulation not to have an editor because no editor worth their salt and none working for penguin main-line would let that through, surely.

You know that review of 1066 and all that, "Quotation is hopeless, every sentence clamours for it" ?

Change Quotation for "Excision", ...

i understand what you mean, i think but:

Rare is the writer who is willing to complain that the big problem with Churchill during the war was that he was, frankly, a bit of a coward and unwilling to try to identify with the people he governed, but Morrissey is that writer. “Churchill himself would experience World War 2 safely and in a suite of rooms at Claridge’s most luxurious Mayfair hotel, with not a complicated twitch or pang to trouble his elaborate evening meal.” We’ll leave aside the fact that he makes it sound like Claridge’s is a chain, with the Mayfair branch simply its most upscale outpost – “Yeah, I was going to go stop at the Travelodge, but I got a deal on the Claridge’s at Peterborough services” – and instead note that the entire passage reads like a polemic written by a particularly single-minded street corner pamphleteer (see also Morrissey’s writing about the pernicious power of, wait for it, local television news. Damn you, Look North, with your hegemony!).

no editor would have let "a suite of rooms at Claridge’s most luxurious Mayfair hotel," slip through the net unless they were terrified of moz or a fanboy and therefore not a good editor (if there was one, as i said).

i would love one for my posts and i do need one, as you can tell.

My drive to work is too long and I often ponder about things, sometimes to get my brain away from "work".

Anyway, partly triggered by that Daily Mail banner headline that seemed to be suggesting the deaths of David Bowie and Terry Wogan as some kind of competition and partly influenced by enjoying a Best of Morrissey ... I found myself pondering Morrissey's obituaries. How will he be described? Will he appear on the front pages of newspapers, aside from the Guardian and Independent?

(Its been a while since I played any Morrissey and I was struck by how odd/quirky/creative much of it was).

jangle pop militant vegan crank

front page of the LA Times

Minor cult figure snuffs it

'List of the Lost' Author Dies In Double-Decker Bus Incident

Gay racist trampled by thankless beef cattle

complete twat snoozled in sleepland

Rupert Everett dies

Followed by apology,clarification

"Now Morrissey dies"

Smiths reunion tour ends tragically (before it ever really began, but in my heart it was so real).

"Morrissey tour dates cancelled"

don't you ever crave
to appear on the front of the Daily Mail?

Meatus Murdered

World Mourns 'You're The One for Me, Fatty' Hitmaker

Mozz Takes Aging Badly to Next Level

The Death Of A Racist Chancer
Heaven Is Miserable Now
etc

Petty Mozz Makes Grave

He Can Feel The Soil Falling Over His Head.

He wished to be buried at seasick

Mozz Takes Aging Badly to Next Level

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This is amazing.

i posted speedway on facebook today because it is a beautiful song but it didn't get any likes. feel worried that my fb friends think i am endorsing racism

like, not that worried, but a little worried

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/6a/73/c7/6a73c73d5db0f35cc5c45b1d3a20335f.jpg

http://www.slicingupeyeballs.com/2019/04/13/morrissey-medical-emergency-accident-canada-concerts-postoned/?fbclid=IwAR0YmKpEcg3maQgXfsIwhAXobuJR7mjYWXY3cz8_SzflhuXKJVRgS8ih0TQ

doing Sieg Heil salutes at his age can really throw your shoulder out

“Due to a medical emergency stemming form an accident incurred while traveling in Europe,

what did Europe do now?

Jean-Claude Juncker glassed Mozzer.

the seem week yakety yak made a pissed up prick out of himself in Prague, hmm.

I think you've cracked it... which is what "Tommy" said to Moz when he slipped on Tommy's puke and fell headfirst into the toilet bowl in that Czech hotel room.