(obv that one is from The Blaze)
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 25 September 2015 00:22 (eight years ago) link
These sound like great obnoxious 70s album titles with yawnsomely literal covers.
― EDB, Friday, 25 September 2015 15:47 (eight years ago) link
Share If You Feel America Has Lost Its Way
― flappy bird, Friday, 25 September 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link
new Bright Eyes album title for sure.
― scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2015 16:10 (eight years ago) link
how about spam text that would make a great title?
just got "Iniquitous Gestation"
― Swag Heathen (theStalePrince), Monday, 28 September 2015 19:02 (eight years ago) link
Taylor Swift Finally Reveals Her Outrageous Home
― Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 1 October 2015 03:29 (eight years ago) link
22 Outrageous Cheerleader Fails
― Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 3 October 2015 02:17 (eight years ago) link
"LIAR!" Cries the Pope
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 3 October 2015 03:18 (eight years ago) link
Demi Lovato Just Brilliantly Shut Down Everyone Blaming Mass Shootings On Mental Illness
― Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 00:10 (eight years ago) link
Weird title for a reggaeton compilation
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 00:43 (eight years ago) link
‘Phubbing’ is ruining American relationships
― Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 8 October 2015 05:13 (eight years ago) link
The Ten Greatest Musclebound Beasts
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 15:20 (eight years ago) link
Auto-Generating Clickbait With Recurrent Neural Networks (ft. Merzbow)
― it me, Thursday, 15 October 2015 10:11 (eight years ago) link
Save Young Wallabies from City Lights
Goat Dismembered and Sacrificed for Religious Purposes Deserves Justice
― these are my pincers and if you don't like them I have udders (DJ Mencap), Friday, 16 October 2015 11:30 (eight years ago) link
notwithstanding the serious/unpleasant nature of its actual content the website animalpetitions.org is quite good for this
― these are my pincers and if you don't like them I have udders (DJ Mencap), Friday, 16 October 2015 11:31 (eight years ago) link
11 Celebs Who Loved Hitler
― a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 23 October 2015 14:43 (eight years ago) link
14 Actors Who Should be Ashamed of Themselves
― hardcore dilettante, Monday, 26 October 2015 12:00 (eight years ago) link
11 Things You Didn't Want to Know
― how's life, Tuesday, 27 October 2015 12:31 (eight years ago) link
THE 10 LONGEST BONERS EVER AND THE STORIES BEHIND THEM
― Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 03:20 (eight years ago) link
P sure The Offspring already used that
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 03:23 (eight years ago) link
Nah, that's Blink-182's Greatest Hits set!
― Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 03:29 (eight years ago) link
Selfies That Unfortunately Ended in Death
― how's life, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 12:14 (eight years ago) link
Nobody in Hollywood Wants to Sleep With These Stars
― how's life, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 12:20 (eight years ago) link
those are both good
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 14:15 (eight years ago) link
good thread
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 14:27 (eight years ago) link
This Is What Will Happen When You Eat Avocados Every Day
― moans and feedback (Dinsdale), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 14:39 (eight years ago) link
maybe for a rasta jam band
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 15:18 (eight years ago) link
new Fall song title on my Facebook:
Fire Kids Edition Tablet
― scott seward, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 15:35 (eight years ago) link
10 Rock Stars Who Completely Wiped Out On Stage
― how's life, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 19:06 (eight years ago) link
13 Rappers With Ridiculously Big Egos We Just Can't Stand
― Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 20:24 (eight years ago) link
Famous People, Infamous Busts
― juggulo for the complete klvtz (bendy), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 16:56 (eight years ago) link
ooh, that one is good
― human life won't become a cat (man alive), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 16:56 (eight years ago) link
britpop record, I imagine
― juggulo for the complete klvtz (bendy), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 16:59 (eight years ago) link
all-female glam band
― human life won't become a cat (man alive), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 17:02 (eight years ago) link
Fun Explanation of the Camera Trick Behind a Viral Vine
― how's life, Friday, 29 July 2016 10:31 (seven years ago) link
The Most Frequently Played Song In The World Is One We All Hate
― aromantic cuck (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 14 August 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link
^^^ next Morrissey album
― and all the politicians making crazy sounds (snoball), Sunday, 14 August 2016 18:15 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/wQrUGwd.jpg
― mick signals, Sunday, 14 August 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link
Three Men Wrote Wonder Woman, and That's a Problem
― punksishippies, Sunday, 14 August 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link
21 memes that are too pure for this world
― punksishippies, Sunday, 14 August 2016 22:17 (seven years ago) link
Doctors Were Clueless About This Young Man’s Sickness, Until They Found This Living Under His Skin
― mick signals, Tuesday, 16 August 2016 15:20 (seven years ago) link
33 Clickbait Article Headlines That Would Make Great Album Titles
― Evan, Tuesday, 16 August 2016 16:24 (seven years ago) link
Best Booze For Dementia
― how's life, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 15:07 (seven years ago) link
Not a great title, but
6 songs that seem romantic but aren't, and one that seems like it isn't but is.
― how's life, Thursday, 18 August 2016 10:41 (seven years ago) link
Not a great article either.
― how's life, Thursday, 18 August 2016 10:46 (seven years ago) link
What the Bible Says About Money
― juggulo for the complete klvtz (bendy), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link
^ crust album, probably
― juggulo for the complete klvtz (bendy), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:04 (seven years ago) link
Fuck You, Pay Me: Reparations for Fat Black Bitches and Everything We Provide
― punksishippies, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 20:08 (seven years ago) link
How To Fix Your Fatigue
― LimbsKing, Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:20 (seven years ago) link
This Is Why Australia Is A Terrifying Place
(new Sia album?)
― LimbsKing, Thursday, 15 September 2016 01:23 (seven years ago) link
Wendy's Savage Response To IHOP's Name Change
― omar little, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 15:39 (five years ago) link
Here Are 12 Unborn Animals In The Womb
― Vinnie, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 15:46 (five years ago) link
Album contains 10 tracks
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 00:28 (five years ago) link
What are your browsing habits that lead to these clickbait ads?
― Martin Landau Ballet (Leee), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 00:31 (five years ago) link
Cute animals, wombs
― Vinnie, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:26 (five years ago) link
German zoo's 'escaped' animals didn't actually escape, just hiding
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:35 (five years ago) link
Crocodile eats beloved terrier that had spent a decade taunting it
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:36 (five years ago) link
Think Van Morrison will claim that one soon.
― Making Plans For Sturgill (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:37 (five years ago) link
Uber’s search for a female CEO has been narrowed down to 3 men
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:38 (five years ago) link
France Is Running Out of Butter for Its Croissants
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:41 (five years ago) link
The world's oldest living land creature is a gay tortoise named Jonathan
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:44 (five years ago) link
Spaniard raised by wolves disappointed with human life
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:48 (five years ago) link
That's the first one I'd actually buy!
― Mark G, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 07:15 (five years ago) link
http://forthefamily.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/the-one-habit-every-father-should-avoid.jpg
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 19:46 (five years ago) link
that particular one is kinda Post Here When You See A Clickbait Link That Would Make A Horrible 70s Album Title
― soref, Tuesday, 21 August 2018 20:35 (five years ago) link
"Tree Man" Makes The Ladies "Lose It"
― weatheringdaleson, Tuesday, 25 September 2018 09:18 (five years ago) link
What I HATE About My Tiny House
― ilxor-com-dog-meat-drawer-7-840-x-600.jpg (unregistered), Thursday, 4 October 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link
You Deserve A Man Who Doesn’t Spend His Free Time On The Toilet Flirting With Other Women Online
― Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 14 October 2018 02:46 (five years ago) link
Why I'm Risking Everything for Math and Science
― Darin, Sunday, 14 October 2018 20:37 (five years ago) link
How yoga pants grew into a $48-billion giant that’s replacing jeans
― verlaine & rambo (morrisp), Saturday, 17 November 2018 04:03 (five years ago) link
feel like this song belongs in this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh2NZWBvfWI
― frogbs, Saturday, 17 November 2018 04:08 (five years ago) link
frogbs you were correct
― You're all losing so many points on your progress bars (Champiness), Saturday, 17 November 2018 04:18 (five years ago) link
I’m Finally Ready To Show The World My Tumours
― ghood ghravie (unregistered), Monday, 19 November 2018 21:01 (five years ago) link
Why Hollywood Won't Cast Zooey Deschanel Anymore
― The Greta Van Gerwig (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 2 December 2018 06:08 (five years ago) link
did you click? Zooey's lovely she doesn't deserve that.
― kraudive, Monday, 3 December 2018 09:53 (five years ago) link
Why do people experience phantom rectum?
― koogs, Thursday, 6 December 2018 21:18 (five years ago) link
Shady Things Everyone Just Ignores About Pete Davidson
― The Greta Van Gerwig (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 05:46 (five years ago) link
Crypto Is Down, So Why Am I Smiling?
― ((O))_____((O)) (esby), Wednesday, 26 December 2018 18:07 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6u0qAJBGZM
smh, Bryn Jones has been dead for 20 years and they're still coming out with "new" Muslimgauze albums
― v. s. rupaul (unregistered), Sunday, 30 December 2018 19:37 (five years ago) link
SubhanAllah! Cat Will Not Walk on The Quran ***MIRACLE***
― v. s. rupaul (unregistered), Sunday, 30 December 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link
“Gut Doctor ‘I Beg Americans to Throw Out This Vegetable Now’”
― i stan corrected (morrisp), Saturday, 5 January 2019 03:10 (five years ago) link
"Would you eat recycled landfill meat?"
― koogs, Wednesday, 9 January 2019 13:16 (five years ago) link
The lost Zappa/Beefheart album
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 9 January 2019 13:39 (five years ago) link
A Brief History of Toilet-Based Animal Attacks - the url would be an even better title.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 10 January 2019 10:03 (five years ago) link
I've found the logical endgame of clickbait. There is no feasible reason for this to exist apart from pulling in strange google searches.
'Blue' Crew! Smurfs, Na'vi, and Other Faves
https://ew.com/gallery/blue-crew-smurfs-navi-and-other-faves/
― Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Thursday, 25 April 2019 11:02 (four years ago) link
LIVE: Alnwick Garden Love Triangle Attempted Murder Sentencing
Dunno if it'd be a good album, but it's the most Evening Chronicle headline ever
― sbahnhof, Thursday, 19 March 2020 08:30 (four years ago) link
also the first live album in the thread
― justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 19 March 2020 14:50 (four years ago) link
There's a ton of "Megan" ones
― Mark G, Thursday, 19 March 2020 18:58 (four years ago) link
Sandra Bullock's Son Used To Be Adorable, Now He Looks Insane
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 13 July 2020 03:40 (three years ago) link
Hmm
Angelina Jolie's Daughter Used To Be Adorable, But Today She Looks Insane― Dangleballs and the Ballerina (cryptosicko), Sunday, April 8, 2018 12:32 PM (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Dangleballs and the Ballerina (cryptosicko), Sunday, April 8, 2018 12:32 PM (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 13 July 2020 03:43 (three years ago) link