Hand me the hot one

i don't need any of this venti frappalappacrappa just hand me the hot one

two not-nespresso but nespresso-compatiable pods, two shots

no milk to slow me down here dogg

This is not the hot one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pumpkin_Spice_Latte

THIS IS THE HOT ONE: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_eye_(drink)

"yeah hi can I get an Ariana Grande Mocchachino with Caramel, I am wanting to sip while using your free wi-fi" = not the hot one

"yo brewster gotta get me a large cup of the hot brown sludge, coz I'm keen for the bean!!!!!" = THIS IS THE HOT ONE!!!!!!!!!!

so keen for the bean, that's THE HOT ONE!!

http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0002/419/MI0002419859.jpg?partner=allrovi.com

'bean there done that' written on a mug in COMIC SANS

amazing

bean brew bean brew slurp that perfect bean brew
bean brew bean brew slurp that perfect bean brew
bean brew bean brew slurp that perfect bean brew

currently in Hawaii and have witnessed someone requesting a triple caramel shot in the ol' bean brew

TALK ABOUT DISRESPECTING THE HOT ONE!!!

I went to an IHOP last week and THE HOT ONE was:

a) not quite that hot really
b) really awfully depressing