why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

http://goodwillvalleys.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/charlie-brown.jpg

heh heheheheh

that's great

i don't begrudge ppl peanutting themselves, it takes two seconds, you're bored, whatever

i always wanted to be lucy, now's my chance

I didnt mind the peanuts things (cos VG will hit me otherwise lol) but tbh, every single one posted on my feed looked the same? :|

I want to know how shootng a gun on your property which has "No Tress passing" sign posted , in the air to scare off someone that kicked down your door is considered a aggravated domestic assault? Plus you reported the same people trespassing earlier in the day???

also this little gem
http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2d/65/77/2d657706d77281408ae0b35af332e71f.jpg

and for the ladies who are dating colossus
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CChYS4IUIAEsk47.jpg

lol wut!

half man, half armadillo

when he squeezes you so tight your organs shut down

When he wraps his arms around you, pulls you closer, puts his hand over your mouth and nose, pulls you closer, closer, closer...

when your dog wakes him up & he incinerates it with his laser-eyes

Diarrhea....

haha

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10685451_1686611028242781_3583320952233874529_n.jpg?oh=fc19d558bb8fb5aa17f05790cd5e6217&oe=568C9BDF

kill fuck die

http://i.imgur.com/NX3bwLs.jpg

so basically if you pretend to be a goth that's good enough to get any other goth into bed

oh hang on is she laughing?

like Basil Brush?

https://data.archive.moe/board/r9k/image/1432/98/1432986673967.jpg

Haha wtf this series is hysterical

nerd patriarchy is the worst

Nerd everything is the worst

everything is the worst,but its also p bearable

Most "nerds" are just hyperactive dudes that found glasses

oh hang on is she laughing?

― nameReinhard Gruhl/name (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 September 2015 08:24 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

singing 'Immigrant Song' I reckon

ok of course

So here's a new one...friend posted that she won a $900 scratch off lottery ticket... I hit like the instantly got this message:
You should not have liked or commented.... Hahaha!

Now you have to pick from one of the below and post it as your status. This is the 2015 Breast Cancer Awareness game.

Don't be a spoiled sport.

Pick your poison from one of these and post it as your status.

1 Diarrhea again?
2 Just used my boobs to get out of a speeding ticket.
3 How do you get rid of foot fungus?
4 No toilet paper, goodbye socks.
5 I think I'm in love with someone?
6 I've decided to stop wearing underwear.
7 It's confirmed I'm going to be a mommy/daddy.
8 Just won $900 on a scratchy
9 I'm a lesbian.
10 I'm getting married.

Post with no explanations.

Sorry, I fell for it too.
Looking forward to your post.
Ahhh don't ruin it. (Don't let the secret out).

And remember it's all for the 2015 Breast Cancer Awareness....

Be a good sport ok?

ok i lolled at "And remember it's all for the 2015 Breast Cancer Awareness...."

Ugh don't do it.

11 I have breast cancer.

12 You have breast cancer.

I've gotten that one in back to back years. My reply is always that I won't do it because it's fucking stupid and has nothing to do with breast cancer awareness.

^^^ spoiled sport

13 My friend is an idiot and sent me the following note after they lied about winning a lottery:

Raising awareness of basically a feel good way of doing nothing

People that misunderstand the usage of "awareness" really and think it means saying 'just a reminder, breast cancer exists" rather that providing any facts and figures or links for donations or anything.

A close friend of mine got it at age 24...beat it, and breaks her back promoting awareness and holding semiannual fundraisers so this kinda shit cheeses me off.

I guess "Breast Cancer Acknowledgement" doesn't have the same gravitas.

Spread awareness about breast cancer by Facebook private messages you're supposed to keep secret

Cut down a neighbor's tree for sickle cell

Muddying up the message w noise in the signal.

Anyone been getting BLOOD MOON DOOMSDAY posts? I haven't but I had fully expected it. Seems like 2012-fatigue is still present with the conspiracy-minded new-ager crowd.

https://bobbiblogger.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/afraid.jpg

I would block this person, but they're good value for this thread.

v v important to break yr kids' will at an early age.

is that guy praying, or did he crazy glue his fists to his forehead, or both

i actually would totally support giving all children trophies with a little bronze bust of that guy

"good job, you tried, then you despaired"

need shame trophies