https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12038367_1010040902361034_5645249290686726292_n.jpg?oh=2c0117d18d1c94a757f2f1c6df35ff5f&oe=56901FA4
― nomar, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 19:23 (eight years ago) link
What
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link
that'll be why my sagittarius stellium has been playing up all week
― OshoKosho B'Gosho (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 20:37 (eight years ago) link
i am starting a fb page called I fucking hate astrology
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 21:14 (eight years ago) link
unreal how many people are posting "what you look like as a peanuts character"
― marcos, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 23:42 (eight years ago) link
people love looking like stuff
― j., Thursday, 24 September 2015 00:14 (eight years ago) link
Turns out it is pretty hard to make a peanuts character that looks like a real human
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Thursday, 24 September 2015 00:45 (eight years ago) link
http://goodwillvalleys.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/charlie-brown.jpg
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 September 2015 01:33 (eight years ago) link
heh heheheheh
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 September 2015 02:05 (eight years ago) link
that's great
i don't begrudge ppl peanutting themselves, it takes two seconds, you're bored, whatever
― balls, Thursday, 24 September 2015 02:44 (eight years ago) link
i always wanted to be lucy, now's my chance
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 September 2015 04:15 (eight years ago) link
I didnt mind the peanuts things (cos VG will hit me otherwise lol) but tbh, every single one posted on my feed looked the same? :|
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 24 September 2015 06:29 (eight years ago) link
I want to know how shootng a gun on your property which has "No Tress passing" sign posted , in the air to scare off someone that kicked down your door is considered a aggravated domestic assault? Plus you reported the same people trespassing earlier in the day???
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 September 2015 06:33 (eight years ago) link
also this little gemhttp://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2d/65/77/2d657706d77281408ae0b35af332e71f.jpg
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 September 2015 06:38 (eight years ago) link
and for the ladies who are dating colossushttp://pbs.twimg.com/media/CChYS4IUIAEsk47.jpg
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 September 2015 06:39 (eight years ago) link
lol wut!
― Nhex, Thursday, 24 September 2015 08:10 (eight years ago) link
half man, half armadillo
― Aimless, Thursday, 24 September 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link
when he squeezes you so tight your organs shut down
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 September 2015 15:57 (eight years ago) link
When he wraps his arms around you, pulls you closer, puts his hand over your mouth and nose, pulls you closer, closer, closer...
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 September 2015 15:58 (eight years ago) link
when your dog wakes him up & he incinerates it with his laser-eyes
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 September 2015 16:02 (eight years ago) link
Diarrhea....
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 24 September 2015 18:25 (eight years ago) link
haha
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 September 2015 18:56 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10685451_1686611028242781_3583320952233874529_n.jpg?oh=fc19d558bb8fb5aa17f05790cd5e6217&oe=568C9BDF
― scott seward, Friday, 25 September 2015 20:06 (eight years ago) link
kill fuck die
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 25 September 2015 21:40 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/NX3bwLs.jpg
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Saturday, 26 September 2015 00:20 (eight years ago) link
so basically if you pretend to be a goth that's good enough to get any other goth into bed
― nameReinhard Gruhl/name (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 September 2015 08:24 (eight years ago) link
oh hang on is she laughing?
like Basil Brush?
― Mark G, Saturday, 26 September 2015 11:23 (eight years ago) link
https://data.archive.moe/board/r9k/image/1432/98/1432986673967.jpg
― soref, Saturday, 26 September 2015 12:01 (eight years ago) link
Haha wtf this series is hysterical
― niels, Saturday, 26 September 2015 13:57 (eight years ago) link
nerd patriarchy is the worst
― mattresslessness, Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:14 (eight years ago) link
Nerd everything is the worst
― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:17 (eight years ago) link
everything is the worst,but its also p bearable
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:19 (eight years ago) link
Most "nerds" are just hyperactive dudes that found glasses
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:24 (eight years ago) link
― nameReinhard Gruhl/name (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 September 2015 08:24 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
singing 'Immigrant Song' I reckon
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:35 (eight years ago) link
ok of course
― nameReinhard Gruhl/name (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 September 2015 14:58 (eight years ago) link
So here's a new one...friend posted that she won a $900 scratch off lottery ticket... I hit like the instantly got this message:You should not have liked or commented.... Hahaha!
Now you have to pick from one of the below and post it as your status. This is the 2015 Breast Cancer Awareness game.
Don't be a spoiled sport.
Pick your poison from one of these and post it as your status.
1 Diarrhea again? 2 Just used my boobs to get out of a speeding ticket. 3 How do you get rid of foot fungus? 4 No toilet paper, goodbye socks. 5 I think I'm in love with someone? 6 I've decided to stop wearing underwear. 7 It's confirmed I'm going to be a mommy/daddy. 8 Just won $900 on a scratchy 9 I'm a lesbian. 10 I'm getting married.
Post with no explanations.
Sorry, I fell for it too. Looking forward to your post. Ahhh don't ruin it. (Don't let the secret out).
And remember it's all for the 2015 Breast Cancer Awareness....
Be a good sport ok?
― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:40 (eight years ago) link
ok i lolled at "And remember it's all for the 2015 Breast Cancer Awareness...."
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:44 (eight years ago) link
Ugh don't do it.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:44 (eight years ago) link
11 I have breast cancer.
― nameReinhard Gruhl/name (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:44 (eight years ago) link
12 You have breast cancer.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:45 (eight years ago) link
I've gotten that one in back to back years. My reply is always that I won't do it because it's fucking stupid and has nothing to do with breast cancer awareness.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:45 (eight years ago) link
^^^ spoiled sport
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:48 (eight years ago) link
13 My friend is an idiot and sent me the following note after they lied about winning a lottery:
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:52 (eight years ago) link
Raising awareness of basically a feel good way of doing nothing
― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 26 September 2015 16:33 (eight years ago) link
People that misunderstand the usage of "awareness" really and think it means saying 'just a reminder, breast cancer exists" rather that providing any facts and figures or links for donations or anything.
A close friend of mine got it at age 24...beat it, and breaks her back promoting awareness and holding semiannual fundraisers so this kinda shit cheeses me off.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 26 September 2015 16:57 (eight years ago) link
I guess "Breast Cancer Acknowledgement" doesn't have the same gravitas.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 26 September 2015 17:07 (eight years ago) link
Spread awareness about breast cancer by Facebook private messages you're supposed to keep secret
― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 26 September 2015 17:33 (eight years ago) link
Cut down a neighbor's tree for sickle cell
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 26 September 2015 17:44 (eight years ago) link
Muddying up the message w noise in the signal.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 26 September 2015 17:55 (eight years ago) link