ITT: Tell The Beatles to Fuck Off

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http://thebeatlesneverexisted.com/

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 00:08 (eight years ago) link

Wonderful new angle on the multiple Maccas theory:

Another concern is the way he flip-flopped as to whether he had rhythm and could dance and sway to the beat of the music

Josefa, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 17:24 (eight years ago) link

what's the code to fp a thread

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 22:49 (eight years ago) link

FOC FOC FOC FOC FOCAAAAAAAA!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0G0fAUhlSYc/TibOVDWPDaI/AAAAAAAABz0/hRjQavf4i_g/s1600/yum.jpg

Turrican, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 23:02 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkOpvttxohs

PaulTMA, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 23:05 (eight years ago) link

the tragedy, of course, is that every thread that wants the Beatles to fuck off ends up being overrun by muzhiks talking about the Beatles

OshoKosho B'Gosho (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 September 2015 05:35 (eight years ago) link

grow up shitbird

hunangarage, Thursday, 24 September 2015 06:08 (eight years ago) link

touché

OshoKosho B'Gosho (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 September 2015 06:10 (eight years ago) link

humangarbage bringin it lately

fappy board (wins), Thursday, 24 September 2015 17:04 (eight years ago) link

pretty much the ultimate F.O. to The Beatles (and ultimate reductionist pick-apart critical approach) ~ it will make you wanna come to their defense:
http://scaruffi.com/vol1/beatles.html

Paul, Thursday, 24 September 2015 17:24 (eight years ago) link

grow up shitbird

... take your broken wings and learn to fly.

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 September 2015 17:32 (eight years ago) link

Perhaps they began to feel obsolete listening to Cream.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 24 September 2015 17:36 (eight years ago) link

oi beatles piss off m8

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 24 September 2015 17:54 (eight years ago) link

This old article by Piero Scaruffi has won several international awards as the most professional analysis of the career of pop group the Beatles ever written

niels, Thursday, 24 September 2015 18:04 (eight years ago) link

man, that thing is a fuckin novella

sleeve, Thursday, 24 September 2015 18:07 (eight years ago) link

Wings, more like Wangs

jimmy falloff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 26 September 2015 04:44 (eight years ago) link

scaruffi seems like an alternate-universe geir

mookieproof, Saturday, 26 September 2015 06:25 (eight years ago) link

that dude's manifesto was a little confusing until he revealed he was a Zappa fan

Darin, Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:28 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

been on hold for 10 minutes listening to these cunts

racket from the coombes (wins), Wednesday, 9 December 2015 21:51 (eight years ago) link

An album I did of field recordings has these bastards showing up after inadvertantly passing someone with a radio listening to an unimaginative station. Fuck off!

écorché (S-), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 02:52 (eight years ago) link

getting in the way of Christmas the bastards

a cruet of destiny (seandalai), Friday, 25 December 2015 01:36 (eight years ago) link

I haven't heard them for ages. did they really fuck off?

canoon fooder (dog latin), Friday, 25 December 2015 02:36 (eight years ago) link

They ffo kcuf if you play them backwards.

"Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 25 December 2015 02:48 (eight years ago) link

The Beatles streaming will be LIVE at 00:01 AM YOUR TIME and you can track its progress ...

do they really expect me to stay up that late? fuck off!

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 25 December 2015 03:04 (eight years ago) link

It is time to set those Finnish ski troops onto The Beatles, exterminate the twats in their Norwegian Wood
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_kyK8x1URiA/VSd0Mie2wgI/AAAAAAAAVe0/b7sGADzrQ-k/s1600/Aerosani_sled.jpg

calzino, Friday, 25 December 2015 03:21 (eight years ago) link

two years pass...

I'm super annoyed by Beatles uber-fans today, so hey Beatles! Fuck off!

― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, June 17, 2015 11:07 AM (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

More specifically: if you're such a Beatles fan you can't be bothered to listen to any music made by anyone other than one or more of the Beatles since the Beatles broke up, fuck off.

Polly of the Pre-Codes (j.lu), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:04 (five years ago) link

fuck you i also listen to billy preston and yoko

kurt schwitterz, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:04 (five years ago) link

:D

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:06 (five years ago) link

Ey bee’ohs guess wot m8s

F# A# (∞), Thursday, 26 July 2018 01:01 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

It is the 90s and there is time for telling the Beatles to fuck off

babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 February 2020 13:15 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

fuck off you dork !!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2irkNavxQI

budo jeru, Saturday, 25 April 2020 05:16 (three years ago) link

five months pass...

Had to post this on this thread: a friend and I, two middle-aged guys talking about the Beatles. (Help!, specifically.)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qYBvZ03xwA

clemenza, Thursday, 15 October 2020 21:53 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

FUCK OFF with PEACE AND LOVE.
PEACE AND LOVE.

Cabo Weibo (卡波微博) (Deflatormouse), Friday, 6 November 2020 03:34 (three years ago) link

John Lennon take your third-rate childhood traumas and FUCK OFF with them
George "The Dull One" Harrison FUCK OFF
Paul you misanthropic weedhead dullard FUCK RIGHT THE FUCK OFF
Ringo I don't mind tbh

― Satantango! (Matt #2), Saturday, December 4, 2010 2:24 PM (nine years ago)

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 6 November 2020 03:38 (three years ago) link

Fuck your fucking fucks you fucks, if you'll pardon my French

Dr X O'Skeleton, Monday, 9 November 2020 15:04 (three years ago) link

Fuck your graves through to the earth's other side, you puffed up f-f-f-uckers.

pomenitul, Monday, 9 November 2020 15:06 (three years ago) link

Ringo turned out to be a miserable old fuck, so fuck him too.

Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Monday, 9 November 2020 15:09 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

bump

rob, Friday, 10 December 2021 14:22 (two years ago) link

indeed

calzino, Friday, 10 December 2021 14:34 (two years ago) link

sorry y’all

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 10 December 2021 14:39 (two years ago) link

lol no need to apologize, it just felt like SNA was begging for this revive

rob, Friday, 10 December 2021 14:40 (two years ago) link

Came here to bump, someone beat me to it. Fuck off, McCartney.

When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Friday, 10 December 2021 15:18 (two years ago) link

more like the long and winding fart

calzino, Friday, 10 December 2021 15:22 (two years ago) link

Paul especially needs to Fuck Off

chaos goblin line cook (sleeve), Friday, 10 December 2021 15:46 (two years ago) link

xp LMAO

birdistheword, Friday, 10 December 2021 17:02 (two years ago) link

I'm in the 'mostly harmless' category but lately the ubiquity is doing my nut in. It might be nice to forget them for a bit, just to see. So aye, fuck off.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 10 December 2021 19:03 (two years ago) link

The Ballad of Fuck and Off-o

fetter, Friday, 10 December 2021 19:06 (two years ago) link

Sean Ono Lennon is apparently a crypto and NFT guy so fuck John Lennon

made entirely of styrofoam (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 12:48 (two years ago) link

I can’t think of a less interesting , more over analyzed band. The fawning over them is truly puzzling

calstars, Tuesday, 14 December 2021 13:01 (two years ago) link


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