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there's a possibility she could be alive in which case she is only a few months away from being able to hold her own twitter account legally

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 23:54 (three years ago) link

i am sure that is the case

sarahell, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 23:58 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Pope John Paul II?
A: The Pope died a virgin.
Q: What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter
A: Gary Glitter keeps an eye on the children!
Q: What do Madeleine McCann and bananas have in common?
A: Both are flown to England in boxes.
Q: What do Maddie and Liverpool have in common?
A: Both lost in Europe
Q: What do Madeleine McCann and a cheap blow-up doll have in common?
A: Both are fucked and then discarded.
Q: Knock Knock... Who's There?
A: Not Maddie, lol.
Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann, and Madeleine McCann jokes?
A: The jokes will get old.
Q: What's worse than asking Michael Jackson to babysit your children?
A: Asking the McCanns to take them on holiday.
Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a toaster
A: A toaster wasn't raped and then murdered
Q: What do Madeleine McCann and submarines have in common?
A: Both lie at the bottom of the sea, and are filled with seamen
Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
A: A boomerang always comes back.
Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a tan?
A: A tan doesn't disappear until after the holiday.
Q: What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter?
A: Gary Glitter comes back from his holidays with more kids than he left with.
Q: What's dead and not newsworthy?
A: Madeleine McCann.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because Kate McCann wanted to kill it.
Q: What's the upside to an expensive family summer holiday in Portugal with the kids?
A: A cheap Christmas.
Q: What do Madeleine McCanns parents have in common with OJ Simpson?
A: They both did it.
Q: Knock knock.... Who's there?
A: Not Maddie. LOL..
Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and the girl in Jawbreaker?
A: Jawbreaker was killed by mistake.
Q: What do Madeline McCann and Britney Spears have in common?
A: Both of them are bald with torn up vaginas.
Q: What does plastic clamshell packaging and Madeline McCann have in common?
A: Both are penetrated in the gut with a sharp object then thrown out.

sarahell, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 09:23 (three years ago) link

Renault Megane joke missing.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 09:26 (three years ago) link

eight months pass...

maddy and lee rigby

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:47 (three years ago) link

carhandle ‏@carhandle 24 Mar 2015

Stobart fight back against extremism with a truck named after Lee Rigby (they've also got a Madeleine McCann one)

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:51 (three years ago) link

maddy rigby
picks up the coffee near the church where a sinkhole has been

imago, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:51 (three years ago) link


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