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― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Monday, 21 September 2015 13:49 (eight years ago) link
I didn't turn out ok, but I also didn't pick my own switch...
― Liquid Plejades, Monday, 21 September 2015 13:51 (eight years ago) link
dang it, i met all of the conditions except for the very last so i can't re-post and remember the good times
― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 21 September 2015 13:55 (eight years ago) link
Five.. TV ... Channels?
― Mark G, Monday, 21 September 2015 14:08 (eight years ago) link
Damn, we only had three.
― Bathtubs-Diagrammer-Salty (doo dah), Monday, 21 September 2015 14:57 (eight years ago) link
Good times, getting beat with a belt.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 21 September 2015 15:00 (eight years ago) link
we totally did this one before and it totally turned into everyone's recounting of how many channels they had when they were a kid
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 September 2015 15:03 (eight years ago) link
OK, let's discuss being brought up by heehaw.
― Mark G, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:12 (eight years ago) link
btw, if we didn't turn out OK, or we died after falling off our bike and getting hit by a belt inthe ditch, are we supposed to "like" it?
― Mark G, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link
the "pledge"
― welltris (crüt), Monday, 21 September 2015 15:15 (eight years ago) link
shane mcanally and brandy clark are making a hee haw musical, if anyone cares
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 September 2015 15:17 (eight years ago) link
anyways, there's this one dude who i don't know but somehow is a facebook friend and i never got around to unfriending and i check the site fairly rarely so it's not a big deal one way or another but the only thing i have ever seen him post (and he apparently posts it daily) is an 8am message that reads "good morning, coffee is done!"
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 September 2015 15:22 (eight years ago) link
Cartoons were on 5 channel TV weekday afternoons, better ones usually than the Hanna-Barbaric; nobody called phones "rotary" phones; and only lame kids said the Pledge reverently without ever changing the words (United Snakes of a Merry Cow). Oh, and should have included: "finding old Playboys" "jokes about Nixon" and "fearing serial killers." Repost if you remember anything.
― Vic Perry, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:52 (eight years ago) link
!!..
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 21 September 2015 17:20 (eight years ago) link
looking fwd to a uk repurposed one of these "Share if you watched grange hill, had a raleigh bmx bike, read the beano, played with transformers, played conkers and fucked a pigs head in a bizarre initiation ceremony and you turned out all right!!.."
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 21 September 2015 17:23 (eight years ago) link
Kinda disturbing how many of these "back in MY day" posts refer to parents beating their kids as "the good old days."
― billstevejim, Monday, 21 September 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link
IMO that's actually the main thing that motivates writing one of these up, their real enemy is today's whiny bleeding-heart parental advice and so on. all the rest is added just to camouflage that bit, or try to make it feel like a normal healthy patchwork of childhood 'experiences' that never did anybody any harm.
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 21 September 2015 18:04 (eight years ago) link
I had a bedtime but I turned out ok
― nomar, Monday, 21 September 2015 18:12 (eight years ago) link
i am pro-bedtime
― welltris (crüt), Monday, 21 September 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link
fascist
― j., Monday, 21 September 2015 18:22 (eight years ago) link
I feel like bedtome would add years to my life tbh
― syphilis sive morbus cameronus (wins), Monday, 21 September 2015 18:24 (eight years ago) link
the thing about this is the it was posted by someone I went to HS with who I'm pretty sure had virtually none of those experiences except for like "watched cartoons" and "played in the dirt" which is all children ever?
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Monday, 21 September 2015 22:19 (eight years ago) link
I can't believe that one doesn't mention church.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 21 September 2015 22:23 (eight years ago) link
man these parents had it all wrong. you want to turn your kid into a subservient doormat, just intimidate your kid by blowing your stack in situations that don't call for it and emotionally manipulate him. (my dad will serve as a reference if needed)
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 21 September 2015 22:41 (eight years ago) link
I'm amazed that the word "pussified" didn't appear.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 21 September 2015 22:45 (eight years ago) link
Whipping children is the author's religion.
― Aimless, Monday, 21 September 2015 22:47 (eight years ago) link
Someone asked a questionWhy it is we singWe sing cos if we don'tthen daddy hits us with his ring
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 21 September 2015 22:58 (eight years ago) link
Just had this shared onto my timeline. Even Angelina Jolie (uh-huh, I'm sure it's her) is all about the terrible fake moralising stories.
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― ailsa, Monday, 21 September 2015 23:48 (eight years ago) link
"Ok allah go"
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 21 September 2015 23:50 (eight years ago) link
wonder what the standard issue ISIS work uniform looks like
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 21 September 2015 23:51 (eight years ago) link
ailsa you need to charge yr phone!
― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 00:15 (eight years ago) link
why are there quotes before the post and not after
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 00:17 (eight years ago) link
there are. read to the end.
― how's life, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 00:25 (eight years ago) link
oh nm, there they are.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 00:30 (eight years ago) link
I was in favor of bedtime, always gave me more time to listen to the radio on headphones. Oh, and to masturbate. Lots of extra time for that.
― Vic Perry, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 00:59 (eight years ago) link
nobody ever borrow a pair of headphones from Vic
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 01:26 (eight years ago) link
That's not screenshotted from my phone, that photo of a screenshot was posted like that to my timeline. Perhaps Angelina's disabled sharing on her "please share" message of hope and humanity.
xposts
― ailsa, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 04:50 (eight years ago) link
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― cardamon, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 08:11 (eight years ago) link
#bulllivesmatter
― how's life, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 08:21 (eight years ago) link
Dogs are men.
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 08:22 (eight years ago) link
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― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 01:53 (eight years ago) link
I like blabbering.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 01:55 (eight years ago) link
You know who else liked empty bookstores?
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 02:09 (eight years ago) link
Word Porn ?
― Vic Perry, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 02:49 (eight years ago) link
http://d2ws0xxnnorfdo.cloudfront.net/meme/663371
― nomar, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 03:39 (eight years ago) link
"my son was such a joy until he played Bubble Bobble, now everything is suck this, eff that..."
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 03:59 (eight years ago) link
I dont like empty bookstores - I'd rather they had books in. And staff.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 04:27 (eight years ago) link
cancelled plans = great for you, really shitty for the dude you stood up who is flipping out that he got a babysitter for nothin
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 05:02 (eight years ago) link
I like cancelled bookstores.And empty storms.
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 05:21 (eight years ago) link
rainy pajamas
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 05:30 (eight years ago) link