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three months pass...

Into the poorhouse. Oh wait.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 24 July 2009 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/jun/29/queen-civil-list-running-out

Palace officials have complained that they lack funds to properly maintain some royal residences. They once claimed that part of the facade of Buckingham Palace was in such bad repair that a chunk fell off, narrowly missing Princess Anne.

joe, Friday, 24 July 2009 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link

two words: REALITY TELEVISION

nabisco, Friday, 24 July 2009 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Name/theme song of the show?

Ned Raggett, Friday, 24 July 2009 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link

UK Big Brother is currently in progress and suffering poor ratings - kill two birds with one stone and bung the whole family in there.

grocery groin (snoball), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link

http://moffatt.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/johnny_rotten1.jpg

Oi Nedley, you need to ask?

Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean, it's not like they haven't been involved in similar japery in the past...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LA2jcaGRsE

grocery groin (snoball), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link

surely it can't be THAT hard to monetize being the royal family

nabisco, Friday, 24 July 2009 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean even apart from the fact that they're all well-educated and wholly employable

nabisco, Friday, 24 July 2009 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Can you imagine a recruitment being condescending to Prince Charles because he doesn't have up to date IT skills?

grocery groin (snoball), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean, it's not like they haven't been involved in similar japery in the past...

Haha, I remember that. Why didn't Rowan Atkinson go into Blackadder mode...

Ned Raggett, Friday, 24 July 2009 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Can you imagine a recruitment being condescending to Prince Charles because he doesn't have up to date IT skills?

"Prince, you're getting a Dell!"

Ned Raggett, Friday, 24 July 2009 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link

I would pay Liz W. to train my dog.

Beanbag the Gardener (WmC), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd employ the Duke of Edinburgh as a supermarket security guard.

grocery groin (snoball), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link

He's already got a jacket with a bit of gold braid/piping on it.

grocery groin (snoball), Friday, 24 July 2009 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link

three years pass...

Can't deny I derived LOLz from this

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Thursday, 13 June 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link

Some LOLz but nothing substantial

Bees Against Racism (Tom D.), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link

I like the queen, she rules.

StanM, Friday, 14 June 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link

Some LOLz also.

Call the Cops, Friday, 14 June 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link

two years pass...

photo here just reeks of "try getting this crown off my head, junior"

On September 9th Queen Elizabeth will break the record held by her great-great-grandmother, Queen Victoria, and become Britain’s longest-ruling monarch.

http://www.joemygod.com/2015/08/17/queen-elizabeth-set-to-break-longevity-record/

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 August 2015 17:11 (eight years ago) link

Elizabeth only became queen due to a quirk of history after her uncle Edward VIII abdicated because of his love for American divorcee Wallis Simpson and Nazis

fixed

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 August 2015 19:46 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

http://i.imgur.com/0qp8K9o.jpg

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 21 April 2017 16:57 (seven years ago) link

she aint goin'

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 22 April 2017 13:22 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

I attend this charity trivia contest every year with a team of eight people. Questions cover everything.

I thought the best one last night was "Name the only president who did not meet face-to-face with the Queen." (During her reign, obviously--Abraham Lincoln wouldn't count.) We missed it.

clemenza, Sunday, 4 November 2018 14:32 (five years ago) link

rip

lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 November 2018 14:37 (five years ago) link

LBJ (xpost)

StanM, Sunday, 4 November 2018 14:39 (five years ago) link

xpost So weird, I went to a charity trivia night last night, too, and we also had a QE2 question ... only it was about the boat! Turns out it is currently being used as a floating hotel in Dubai. Who knew? (Not us.)

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 November 2018 14:40 (five years ago) link

Synchronicity...Stan has mine right. We guessed Nixon. LBJ made sense when I thought about it afterwards--post-assassination year, campaign, massive legislative drive, then he spends the last couple of years immobilized by Vietnam and unpopularity.

clemenza, Sunday, 4 November 2018 14:54 (five years ago) link

three years pass...

Queen Elizabeth II, the UK’s monarch for the past 70 years, has died aged 96 https://t.co/nuFdc3PV49

— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) September 8, 2022

jaymc, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:33 (one year ago) link

deid

devvvine, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:34 (one year ago) link

It's true, the BBC talking about the King and the Queen Consort is weird.

Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:37 (one year ago) link

ok the monarchy was fun for a while (was it?) but it's time to pack it in

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:41 (one year ago) link

it's one thing when a doddering old lady is the national mascot but when it's a 70+-year-old bat-eared divorcee, it might be more accurate, but less inspiring

comedy khadafi (voodoo chili), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:42 (one year ago) link

at least she got to watch herself portrayed in a TV show

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:44 (one year ago) link

Louis XIV still the champ!!!

sweating like Cathy *aaaack* (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:49 (one year ago) link

(xp) By Oscar winner Olivia Colman too.

Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:49 (one year ago) link

Morrissey heard shouting the words, "Ka-Ching!" and pumping his arms.

I'd rather he'd died than the Queen tbh.

Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:50 (one year ago) link

https://www.independent.ie/life/91a93/31398878.ece/AUTOCROP/w620/2015-07-25_lif_11384861_I2.JPG

bless her, she learnt the importance of being strictly politically neutral at an early age.

calzino, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:52 (one year ago) link

Oh well QE II virtually same age as my Mother; glad she (Q) made it a couple years longer & still on the job earlier this week, never mind carry on.

dow, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:55 (one year ago) link

xpost yeah seemed to mostly make the best or the okay of being born into weirdass situation.

dow, Thursday, 8 September 2022 17:57 (one year ago) link

here comes charlie big ears to clear the room

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:02 (one year ago) link

she just wanted to live long enough to see Boris back on the dole

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:03 (one year ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGau8RBMNG8

seo layer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:04 (one year ago) link

I'd rather he'd died than the Queen tbh.

― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:50 (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i seriously looked for a "like" button for a moment there

seo layer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:06 (one year ago) link

plenty of death to go around every1, let's be patient

Mr Haaland's Opus (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:08 (one year ago) link

RIP big ma’am

Master of Treacle, Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:13 (one year ago) link

lmao love it when this happens

Deadline should make the “publish” button further away, or a brighter color, or maybe 2-factor authenticated, idk pic.twitter.com/jxkgM1Gc80

— 🍂🎃Phil Nobile Jr.🎃🍂 (@PhilNobileJr) September 8, 2022

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:15 (one year ago) link

tktktktk PM, is the saddest of all times really

Mr Haaland's Opus (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:16 (one year ago) link


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