why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

plainspoken puffin droppin truth bombs

Naturally that picture was followed by a ton of people debating the ridiculousness of political correctness and how people can't take a good ol' racist joke in the spirit in which it was intended.

would be at least 10% better if it said puffies. who doesn't love a good long-s joke

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One guy I know keeps posting artist things on his LinkedIn and it's kind of endearing because it's not like there's a better use of LinkedIn.

I don't know what's wrong with me but at first glance I read that as INCEST FUCKING

xp feel like that sentiment deserves to be expressed in macro form?

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you spit on em both?

amount of artifacts on that thing, must have been going round since the Ford administration

Razor are so great. If you ever want some earlier stuff by them, Malicious Intent has a great, vicious speed metal sound.

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Thanks! Will def check out as this is my wheelhouse

Ok wrong thread GODDAMMIT

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Creepy when you realize The Dog is not referring to a pet

is it supposed to be funny? it seems fucking insane to me!

Half the shit FB laffs at is bonkers

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I didn't turn out ok, but I also didn't pick my own switch...

dang it, i met all of the conditions except for the very last so i can't re-post and remember the good times

Five.. TV ... Channels?

Damn, we only had three.

Good times, getting beat with a belt.

we totally did this one before and it totally turned into everyone's recounting of how many channels they had when they were a kid

OK, let's discuss being brought up by heehaw.

btw, if we didn't turn out OK, or we died after falling off our bike and getting hit by a belt inthe ditch, are we supposed to "like" it?

the "pledge"

shane mcanally and brandy clark are making a hee haw musical, if anyone cares

anyways, there's this one dude who i don't know but somehow is a facebook friend and i never got around to unfriending and i check the site fairly rarely so it's not a big deal one way or another but the only thing i have ever seen him post (and he apparently posts it daily) is an 8am message that reads "good morning, coffee is done!"

Cartoons were on 5 channel TV weekday afternoons, better ones usually than the Hanna-Barbaric; nobody called phones "rotary" phones; and only lame kids said the Pledge reverently without ever changing the words (United Snakes of a Merry Cow). Oh, and should have included: "finding old Playboys" "jokes about Nixon" and "fearing serial killers." Repost if you remember anything.

!!..

looking fwd to a uk repurposed one of these "Share if you watched grange hill, had a raleigh bmx bike, read the beano, played with transformers, played conkers and fucked a pigs head in a bizarre initiation ceremony and you turned out all right!!.."

Kinda disturbing how many of these "back in MY day" posts refer to parents beating their kids as "the good old days."

IMO that's actually the main thing that motivates writing one of these up, their real enemy is today's whiny bleeding-heart parental advice and so on. all the rest is added just to camouflage that bit, or try to make it feel like a normal healthy patchwork of childhood 'experiences' that never did anybody any harm.

I had a bedtime but I turned out ok

i am pro-bedtime

fascist

I feel like bedtome would add years to my life tbh

the thing about this is the it was posted by someone I went to HS with who I'm pretty sure had virtually none of those experiences except for like "watched cartoons" and "played in the dirt" which is all children ever?

I can't believe that one doesn't mention church.

man these parents had it all wrong. you want to turn your kid into a subservient doormat, just intimidate your kid by blowing your stack in situations that don't call for it and emotionally manipulate him. (my dad will serve as a reference if needed)

I'm amazed that the word "pussified" didn't appear.

I can't believe that one doesn't mention church.

Whipping children is the author's religion.

Someone asked a question
Why it is we sing
We sing cos if we don't
then daddy hits us with his ring

Just had this shared onto my timeline. Even Angelina Jolie (uh-huh, I'm sure it's her) is all about the terrible fake moralising stories.

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"Ok allah go"

wonder what the standard issue ISIS work uniform looks like

ailsa you need to charge yr phone!

why are there quotes before the post and not after

there are. read to the end.

oh nm, there they are.