Should Pope Francis sell the family jewels?

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"The Bible says to have one or two friends.”

jeez i'm a better Christian than i realized!

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 16:31 (eight years ago) link

Echoing the bold appeal to care for the planet he issued in a sweeping encyclical in June, the pope condemned humankind’s “abuse of creation”.

“We’re not friends of creation. Sometimes we treat it like our worst enemy. Think of deforestation, misuse of water, methods of extracting minerals with elements like arsenic and cyanide that end up making people sick,” he said.

Of fundamentalists, he said: “Their mission is to destroy in the name of an idea, not a reality ... They kill, attack, destroy, malign in the name of an ideological god.”

We Boo... The Cross (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 22:42 (eight years ago) link

if only we could get him to support women priests and drive-thru abortions.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 03:21 (eight years ago) link

Give him a few more years.

We Boo... The Cross (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 07:38 (eight years ago) link

DRIVE-thru morbs have you not been fucking listening at ALL???????

j., Wednesday, 16 September 2015 12:17 (eight years ago) link

so this is happening literally in my neighborhood. traffic already getting crazy. they told residents to buy all their groceries beforehand bc it's gonna be like a snowstorm hit and apparently i have to carry id w address so i can get through barricaded areas to get home. i will give updates if any of them are interesting.

Mordy, Friday, 18 September 2015 18:41 (eight years ago) link

On Sunday, Pope Francis did some off-script advice-giving to “existentially sad” Millennials in Cuba. One gem: “In Argentina, we say, ‘Don’t be wimpy.’”

http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2015/09/pope-francis-advice-to-millennials-cuba/406435/

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 September 2015 16:11 (eight years ago) link

is the pope offering free conversions?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 September 2015 16:24 (eight years ago) link

are there any photos w/ Fidel?

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 September 2015 16:25 (eight years ago) link

They were covering the Pope's arrival on the radio driving home, and all I could think was "This would be a great time for my Yamaha spot."

I don't know anything about religion.

clemenza, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 20:33 (eight years ago) link

il papa copter about to land 500 feet below us, everyone at the windows

such a lot of fuss over a CEO

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 September 2015 21:35 (eight years ago) link

saw him for about 5 secs, tiny Argentinian snowflake

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 September 2015 22:11 (eight years ago) link

Did you heckle him?

jimmy falloff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 24 September 2015 22:21 (eight years ago) link

double pane of glass, 500 ft etc

plus Obama has landed there and he's actually killed, i didnt get up from my seat for that shit

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 25 September 2015 01:28 (eight years ago) link

well, Francis has forgiven pedophiles, so they cancel each other out before Minos.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 25 September 2015 03:29 (eight years ago) link

Not sure if this belongs in things that should be Onion articles or not. You could have told me this was a new song from The Who and I would believe you.

http://pitchfork.com/news/61369-pope-francis-to-release-rock-album-shares-first-song-wake-up-go-go-forward/

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 25 September 2015 18:41 (eight years ago) link

Well until the latin(?) singing.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 25 September 2015 18:43 (eight years ago) link

would pay to hear francis sing "we're not gonna take it"

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 25 September 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link

lotta church ladies in lower Manhattan for lunch

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 25 September 2015 20:58 (eight years ago) link

And all the old ladies there
Are on their way to church
"Ya goin' to church?!"

jimmy falloff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 26 September 2015 00:05 (eight years ago) link

how many people here like to take a taste of eucharist

aaaaablnnn (abanana), Saturday, 26 September 2015 03:44 (eight years ago) link

I got no beef with people who take communion. It's a ritual. It's supposed to make symbolic and emotional sense, so of course it's nonsense in terms of purely materialistic rationalism, but then, materialistic rationalism is just boring when it's not being actively annoying.

Aimless, Saturday, 26 September 2015 03:56 (eight years ago) link

if you're Catholic, it's the literal Body of Christ, and that's dawgma

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 26 September 2015 04:21 (eight years ago) link

yeah but nobody but nobody has ever believed that

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 September 2015 07:23 (eight years ago) link

It's a compassionate action so it's preferable to all the crossplay.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 26 September 2015 08:07 (eight years ago) link

xp more like POP francis

niels, Saturday, 26 September 2015 09:08 (eight years ago) link

do you believe in magic, darraghmac?

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 26 September 2015 12:31 (eight years ago) link

we're gonna need to sit down and strictly define some terms here imo

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 September 2015 13:04 (eight years ago) link

well looks like the K Davis thing has awakened NPR liberals to the fact that il papa ain't one of them

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 18:03 (eight years ago) link

normally would never link to one of slate's "here's why conventional wisdom is wrong" pieces, but i thought this article actually did a decent job of putting the pope's views in the context of non-u.s. catholic opinion and the history of catholic leftism:

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2015/09/pope_francis_in_the_united_states_why_he_isn_t_the_liberal_rock_star_american.html

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 18:11 (eight years ago) link

Perhaps he could hold some views that you like and some that you don't. You know, consider him a complex human being rather than an on/off switch for your own worldview. Nah, impossible.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link

tbh there's something a bit rich about american liberals criticizing the pope over his failure in this one particular department considering that barack obama and hillary clinton both opposed same-sex marriage till three years ago.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link

Davis thing is a little odd, since when are evangelicals down with the papists

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 18:28 (eight years ago) link

I guess they love Santorum...

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 18:28 (eight years ago) link

This is like discovering that the pope is catholic.

Personally, I appreciate the fact that, although Francis accepts the prevailing dogmas about abortion, contraception and homosexuality, he has taken steps to de-emphasize them as important issues for the church, as compared to pursuing its primary mission of compassion for the poor, feeding the hungry, healing the sick, and charity toward all. This strikes me as the most sensible path he could take, given that changing those dogmas would be highly unrealistic. He might have a bit of wiggle room on ordination for women and marriage for priests, but that would result in fighting a civil war inside the church.

Aimless, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 18:29 (eight years ago) link

tbh there's something a bit rich about american liberals criticizing the pope over his failure in this one particular department considering that barack obama and hillary clinton both opposed same-sex marriage till three years ago.

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.

pretty sure I and many others criticized HRC (those initials are so perfect) and Obama for this too

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 18:37 (eight years ago) link

Not only is Aimless OTM, but any other view is childish.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 18:40 (eight years ago) link

a jesuit tries to make sense of the papal visit with davis, somewhat apologetically

http://papalvisit.americamedia.org/2015/09/30/the-pope-and-kim-davis-seven-points-to-keep-in-mind/

goole, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 18:42 (eight years ago) link

davis's lawyers recently had to fess up that no, a picture taken of a massive prayer rally in peru was NOT held in kim davis's honor, so, it's really not surprising that they are telling us to treat this as a full papal endorsement

goole, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 18:47 (eight years ago) link

xp dude knows how to close strong: Meeting with the pope is a great honor, but it does not betoken a blanket blessing on “everything” one does. Not to put too fine a point on it, but Pope Francis also met Mark Wahlberg, and that does not mean that he liked “Ted.”

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 18:52 (eight years ago) link

Davis an insignificant 15-minute troll everyone will forget about by next year. GOP/evangelicals are hyping her up out of futile desperation. Pope's just trying to stay current.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 18:53 (eight years ago) link

What is he supposed to do "I cast you DOOOOOWWWN!!!"

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 18:54 (eight years ago) link

burn her at the stake maybe

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 19:06 (eight years ago) link

seriously, these people are inveterate liars.

davis's lawyers recently had to fess up that no, a picture taken of a massive prayer rally in peru was NOT held in kim davis's honor, so, it's really not surprising that they are telling us to treat this as a full papal endorsement

― goole, Wednesday, September 30, 2015 6:47 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 19:13 (eight years ago) link

an insignificant 15-minute troll everyone will forget about by next year

this season's terry schiavo

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 19:15 (eight years ago) link

to be fair to Schiavo, she had no idea she was being used for trollbait

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 20:11 (eight years ago) link

Personally, I appreciate the fact that, although Francis accepts the prevailing dogmas about abortion, contraception and homosexuality, he has taken steps to de-emphasize them as important issues for the church, as compared to pursuing its primary mission of compassion for the poor, feeding the hungry, healing the sick, and charity toward all. This strikes me as the most sensible path he could take, given that changing those dogmas would be highly unrealistic. He might have a bit of wiggle room on ordination for women and marriage for priests, but that would result in fighting a civil war inside the church.

this is how i feel FWIW. like anyone else the pope is operating within constraints. we shouldn't expect him to toss off his robes and shout "abortions for /everyone/!," and even if he did, it wouldn't be nearly as useful as using his (literal!) pulpit to call for economic justice, action on climate change. that doesn't mean the pope and the church are above criticism, far from it. but that we need to take these things in context, and here the context is the long history of the catholic church, the divided nature of the church itself (with congregations outside of north america being very passionate about economic justice and very conservative on many personal liberties), and the approach taken by previous popes (say "previous popes" a few times really fast btw; it's fun!).

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 20:29 (eight years ago) link

reactions to the pope's visit have been a good litmus test btw of how good my facebook, etc. friends are at political nuance. a lot of them are like "SAVE US MR POPE!" and others are like "RELIGION BAD!"

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 20:30 (eight years ago) link


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