disturbing trend of this stuff spreading into the real world
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3233964/Londoner-leaves-feel-good-notes-trains-make-miserable-commuters-smile-telling-try-love-dogs-love-walkies.html
― soref, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 13:17 (eight years ago) link
Enjoying the comment left by JonnyBigToe on the above:
these notes are neither funny or helpful in anyway
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 13:23 (eight years ago) link
"you are free to get off at whatever stop you want" placed on the story about thousands of migrants attempting to cross in Hungary is an attempt at satire, surely?
― soref, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 13:24 (eight years ago) link
I got sacked from my job yesterday, think I might have started punching people if i'd seen one of these during my train ride home
― soref, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 13:25 (eight years ago) link
Andy Leek, 29
These look like the work of a 13-year-old, at most.
― how's life, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 13:32 (eight years ago) link
― soref, Tuesday, September 15, 2015 1:25 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I'm sorry. That sucks. Also yes, these are horrible and you would have been completely justified.
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 14:49 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10430449_957343894312347_7603533301832637041_n.jpg?oh=c5636ede9f599d3fc1d7d8bc4946e973&oe=569E7BD1
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This has to be the CIA transmitting codes through these things right?
― how's life, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 14:53 (eight years ago) link
would bet a few quid on that having been a Bernard Manning or Chubby Brown joke at some point during its lifetime
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 14:57 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10420118_1540880746174964_7719637751009182977_n.jpg?oh=3617bc60ab6b21dfb75b4387bea26540&oe=56A0EDCB
― ailsa, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 20:36 (eight years ago) link
plainspoken puffin droppin truth bombs
― Bnad, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 23:32 (eight years ago) link
Naturally that picture was followed by a ton of people debating the ridiculousness of political correctness and how people can't take a good ol' racist joke in the spirit in which it was intended.
― ailsa, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 23:39 (eight years ago) link
would be at least 10% better if it said puffies. who doesn't love a good long-s joke
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 23:45 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/12004978_1148025508558476_1045366385731382847_n.jpg?oh=6e5cd6c4018e5de490115466e7b9d308&oe=566FFBCD
― computer champion (harbl), Thursday, 17 September 2015 11:13 (eight years ago) link
One guy I know keeps posting artist things on his LinkedIn and it's kind of endearing because it's not like there's a better use of LinkedIn.
― top doctor (seandalai), Friday, 18 September 2015 16:55 (eight years ago) link
I don't know what's wrong with me but at first glance I read that as INCEST FUCKING
― Frobisher, Friday, 18 September 2015 18:49 (eight years ago) link
xp feel like that sentiment deserves to be expressed in macro form?
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 18 September 2015 23:22 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/10408739_954907064538506_9135917532237489635_n.jpg?oh=3075507ab9f932b3d22950987554a57d&oe=56990A2F
― computer champion (harbl), Saturday, 19 September 2015 00:13 (eight years ago) link
you spit on em both?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 19 September 2015 00:16 (eight years ago) link
amount of artifacts on that thing, must have been going round since the Ford administration
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 19 September 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link
Razor are so great. If you ever want some earlier stuff by them, Malicious Intent has a great, vicious speed metal sound.
― We Boo... The Cross (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ),Saturday, September 19, 2015 4:00 AM (29 minutes ago)Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Thanks! Will def check out as this is my wheelhouse
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 19 September 2015 03:33 (eight years ago) link
Ok wrong thread GODDAMMIT
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 19 September 2015 03:34 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/v/t1.0-9/1236933_615330728487899_1695124240_n.jpg?oh=dcd14f85bbd375d1ac25cc75d5941a4a&oe=56619E17
― brimstead, Monday, 21 September 2015 01:40 (eight years ago) link
Creepy when you realize The Dog is not referring to a pet
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 21 September 2015 01:42 (eight years ago) link
is it supposed to be funny? it seems fucking insane to me!
― brimstead, Monday, 21 September 2015 02:08 (eight years ago) link
Half the shit FB laffs at is bonkers
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 21 September 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10347813_871131596237102_1570281095917735781_n.jpg?oh=b61aa638438ff49369e8331a0450c50a&oe=5664A026
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Monday, 21 September 2015 13:49 (eight years ago) link
I didn't turn out ok, but I also didn't pick my own switch...
― Liquid Plejades, Monday, 21 September 2015 13:51 (eight years ago) link
dang it, i met all of the conditions except for the very last so i can't re-post and remember the good times
― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 21 September 2015 13:55 (eight years ago) link
Five.. TV ... Channels?
― Mark G, Monday, 21 September 2015 14:08 (eight years ago) link
Damn, we only had three.
― Bathtubs-Diagrammer-Salty (doo dah), Monday, 21 September 2015 14:57 (eight years ago) link
Good times, getting beat with a belt.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 21 September 2015 15:00 (eight years ago) link
we totally did this one before and it totally turned into everyone's recounting of how many channels they had when they were a kid
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 September 2015 15:03 (eight years ago) link
OK, let's discuss being brought up by heehaw.
― Mark G, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:12 (eight years ago) link
btw, if we didn't turn out OK, or we died after falling off our bike and getting hit by a belt inthe ditch, are we supposed to "like" it?
― Mark G, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link
the "pledge"
― welltris (crüt), Monday, 21 September 2015 15:15 (eight years ago) link
shane mcanally and brandy clark are making a hee haw musical, if anyone cares
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 September 2015 15:17 (eight years ago) link
anyways, there's this one dude who i don't know but somehow is a facebook friend and i never got around to unfriending and i check the site fairly rarely so it's not a big deal one way or another but the only thing i have ever seen him post (and he apparently posts it daily) is an 8am message that reads "good morning, coffee is done!"
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 September 2015 15:22 (eight years ago) link
Cartoons were on 5 channel TV weekday afternoons, better ones usually than the Hanna-Barbaric; nobody called phones "rotary" phones; and only lame kids said the Pledge reverently without ever changing the words (United Snakes of a Merry Cow). Oh, and should have included: "finding old Playboys" "jokes about Nixon" and "fearing serial killers." Repost if you remember anything.
― Vic Perry, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:52 (eight years ago) link
!!..
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 21 September 2015 17:20 (eight years ago) link
looking fwd to a uk repurposed one of these "Share if you watched grange hill, had a raleigh bmx bike, read the beano, played with transformers, played conkers and fucked a pigs head in a bizarre initiation ceremony and you turned out all right!!.."
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 21 September 2015 17:23 (eight years ago) link
Kinda disturbing how many of these "back in MY day" posts refer to parents beating their kids as "the good old days."
― billstevejim, Monday, 21 September 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link
IMO that's actually the main thing that motivates writing one of these up, their real enemy is today's whiny bleeding-heart parental advice and so on. all the rest is added just to camouflage that bit, or try to make it feel like a normal healthy patchwork of childhood 'experiences' that never did anybody any harm.
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 21 September 2015 18:04 (eight years ago) link
I had a bedtime but I turned out ok
― nomar, Monday, 21 September 2015 18:12 (eight years ago) link
i am pro-bedtime
― welltris (crüt), Monday, 21 September 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link
fascist
― j., Monday, 21 September 2015 18:22 (eight years ago) link
I feel like bedtome would add years to my life tbh
― syphilis sive morbus cameronus (wins), Monday, 21 September 2015 18:24 (eight years ago) link
the thing about this is the it was posted by someone I went to HS with who I'm pretty sure had virtually none of those experiences except for like "watched cartoons" and "played in the dirt" which is all children ever?
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Monday, 21 September 2015 22:19 (eight years ago) link
I can't believe that one doesn't mention church.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 21 September 2015 22:23 (eight years ago) link
man these parents had it all wrong. you want to turn your kid into a subservient doormat, just intimidate your kid by blowing your stack in situations that don't call for it and emotionally manipulate him. (my dad will serve as a reference if needed)
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 21 September 2015 22:41 (eight years ago) link
I'm amazed that the word "pussified" didn't appear.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 21 September 2015 22:45 (eight years ago) link