WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me irl

http://clsphoto.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/engaged-03%28pp_w910_h606%29.jpg

I wish that was animated so we could see the young couple trying to suck each other's souls out with their eyes while an assistant off-camera nudges that little wooden LOVE sign into view one inch at a time.

(psst! slide this diamond death ring on! it increases your soulsucker by 50% for 30 seconds!)

those pictures are pretty good but they would be better if there was more of that cool LOVE sign in them

close-ups of the engagement ring give a strong "I have paid many resources to ensure this love" vibe

http://i.imgur.com/0wOKMn2.jpg

"Wonder if this going to cost extra? Because I heard this thing might be copywritten or something."
______

http://i.imgur.com/ml66P52.jpg

"So, ok, when Tanner gets here, is he going to stand exactly where your assistant is standing now? Tanner gets so busy!"
______

http://i.imgur.com/PwaQt6f.jpg

"Wait! You can't be on top of there!"
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http://i.imgur.com/Ov4Jz98.jpg

"But Philadelphia police said there was nothing they could do if Weldon hadn't committed a crime yet."
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http://i.imgur.com/7hPaWpf.jpg

And finally, now we know what love is.

http://i.imgur.com/ypcRM1U.jpg

(This one's actually pretty cool.)

Nice Photojournalism!

although i have to admit i would rather read the 1000-word version of that picture

"But Philadelphia police said there was nothing they could do if Weldon hadn't committed a crime yet."

just about choked on my morning coffee, well played, pplains

"Though Westy was already racking up the endorsement deals on the junior circuit, his older sister Kara couldn't get her mind off the gentle guy who sprayed off the ramps every evening..."

xp

http://i.imgur.com/4rUnuoN.gif

aww, that one's cute

very foggy too

I hate to say this because there may even be ILXors on here who are in this situation, but – if there's more than a foot between you and your partner's height, first thing anyone's going to think when they meet the two of you is "wonder in what position these two do most of their fucking in."

yeah but that's a great icebreaker question

I have a few female friends who are about five feet tall who have dated multiple dudes over six feet tall and I got one to admit the height disparity is totally "a thing" as far as attraction goes

never quite got to that particular q though

I was gonna post the original photo, but this one was funnier.

http://i.imgur.com/flQgqW6.jpg

"We're a couple whose world is centered on love. Wouldn't it trade it for anything!"

http://i.imgur.com/mZyFF0i.jpg

when your photographer is really into planes

Or the Golden Girls intro.

/"But Philadelphia police said there was nothing they could do if Weldon hadn't committed a crime yet."
/

just about choked on my morning coffee, well played, pplains

LOL yes A+

lol pplains

some poses

http://travisharrisphotography.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Miami-Wedding-Photographers-001.jpg

http://lisacarcases.com/wp-content/uploads/galleries/post-52/full/Engagement_Pictures_Miami_Beach_18a.jpg

http://english-wedding.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Cat-Hepple-engagement-photography-UK-19.jpg

http://www.rawphotodesign.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/lower-manhattan-engagement-photos-01.jpg

11 Wedding Photosets that Launched Modeling Careers (you won't believe #5!!)

lol otm

Impressive manspread on that last one.

raw | photo | design

http://i.imgur.com/0O3jqlI.jpg

http://www.tobiahtayo.com/blogpics/images/daron&sarah/eng/arch.jpg

whoa, it's like a reverse Chia pet!

xps omg (how did i miss that)
now there's a photo
don't want to know what's in that bag(?)

it was making me think of Bewitched, like she's just nodded and that confused looking man appeared

maybe it's her state farm agent.

lol
they both look confused
the supernatural light is a nice touch

not-so-Slender Man

http://i.imgur.com/yukzxDj.jpg

I'm Chris Christie and I approve of this message

i wavered between posting this here and posting it in your thread

http://i.imgur.com/CtIm6Tj.jpg

"Well, ok, but you do know what the word 'engaged' means, right?"

http://i.imgur.com/esVxwYC.jpg

"YES. THIS IS FUN. GATHERING UP THE LEAVES AND DROPPING THEM. I AM HAVING FUN, YES."

http://i.imgur.com/SFXZDpF.jpg

"Really? We're just going to drive past another exit like that?"
"Yup."

http://i.imgur.com/ShmYyN4.jpg

You know what zombies really hate? Foot odor.

http://i.imgur.com/wZVkLkF.jpg

Hey there, 1947 called. Said it wanted its dignity back.

http://i.imgur.com/TZkKh91.jpg

"There is nothing quite like being alone with you,"

http://i.imgur.com/q4UMQpA.jpg

"No layers left to uncover,"

http://i.imgur.com/eSAPs9Z.jpg

"Feeling my body quivering inside you–"
"–OK, I'm going to go back to the car now?"

omg her face in that last triptych

you do v important, excellent work here, pplains

""But Philadelphia police said there was nothing they could do if Weldon hadn't committed a crime yet"

This nearly killed me again just now.

One of my top 5 all-time favorite threads on ILX

http://i.imgur.com/RF7Jyvi.jpg

"No, no, it's fine. It's... I can tell you spent a lot of time on it."

http://i.imgur.com/cprlbAd.jpg

"Wait. Is it C or C to the 9th? 'I hear the clock and it's–' Ok, definitely a C9. I think."

I adore this couple, btw.

So happy Snowden found a bride after all.

brad's dad still says "chyla" like he's hearing it for the first time

chyla is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chyle

eh I'd fuck him

She's playing Chyla's famous Jason MraZ

http://i.imgur.com/naJK7D2.jpg