guess who brought a gun to the airport
― (extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Thursday, 3 September 2015 00:38 (eight years ago) link
Garrison Keillor?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 3 September 2015 00:41 (eight years ago) link
Rick Perry?
― Aimless, Thursday, 3 September 2015 01:28 (eight years ago) link
barry switzer?
― balls, Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:07 (eight years ago) link
Joe Schlabotnik?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 3 September 2015 03:35 (eight years ago) link
oh sorry guys aimless got it, it was the governor of texas rick perry
― (extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Thursday, 3 September 2015 03:39 (eight years ago) link
the girl who convinced her boyfriend to kill himself?
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 September 2015 05:11 (eight years ago) link
it was actually amanda palmer and jonathan chait sorry i had some bad info
― (extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Thursday, 3 September 2015 05:36 (eight years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31v3dSgOo9L._SY300_.jpg
― art, Monday, 21 March 2016 23:06 (eight years ago) link
why did d11 skip to d13?
because fuck d12
― get a long, little doggy (m bison), Monday, 21 March 2016 23:20 (eight years ago) link
Send him to Sacramento, imo
― lute bro (brimstead), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 01:53 (eight years ago) link
thats really where he needs to be. or the knicks
― Spottie, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 01:55 (eight years ago) link
adam silver gotta make this happen
― get a long, little doggy (m bison), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:24 (eight years ago) link
what wld really be ideal is... the nets, but they have lopez
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:24 (eight years ago) link
but why let that stop u u know
twin injury prone immobile centers would be an amazing experiment
― get a long, little doggy (m bison), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:26 (eight years ago) link
basically stick one on either end of the floor and they dont move the whole game. they dont even come into the locker room at halftime, then they switch roles by virtue of changing sides.
― get a long, little doggy (m bison), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:27 (eight years ago) link
play them both 40 mpg and they dont break a sweat
didnt vivek have that plan for the kings
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:31 (eight years ago) link
yesssss
― get a long, little doggy (m bison), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:40 (eight years ago) link
i have no idea how this wasnt a tech
http://i.imgur.com/WJAHYvk.gif
― micah, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 00:29 (eight years ago) link
the ball stuck to his hand
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 00:46 (eight years ago) link
hahah
― micah, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 04:49 (eight years ago) link
Will his health hold up, specifically a back that was surgically repaired in 2012 (he also missed 52 games in his first two seasons in Houston with a variety of ailments, mostly knee)?“My back hasn’t been an issue, and I don’t think I’ll ever have an issue out of my back for the rest of my career,” he said without pause.
“My back hasn’t been an issue, and I don’t think I’ll ever have an issue out of my back for the rest of my career,” he said without pause.
good luck with that
― Clay, Monday, 18 July 2016 03:35 (seven years ago) link
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― slam dunk, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 18:21 (seven years ago) link
https://sports.yahoo.com/dwight-howard-spent-sunday-trading-insults-teens-twitter-193535289.html
lol @ dwight spending an afternoon zinging children on twitter dot com
― Clay, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 02:35 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGUgEAWUIAQn0jw.jpg
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:11 (six years ago) link
one of the more mortifying humans
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:12 (six years ago) link
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― nomar, Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:13 (six years ago) link
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― nomar, Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:15 (six years ago) link
lmaaaaooo
― Spottie, Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:23 (six years ago) link
On his latest Podcast, ESPN.com’s Zach Lowe said he said heard stories of:
“Hawks players learning about the trade and screaming with jubilation into their phones…
“You ask why, and one account was that Dwight would give these speeches before the game about how everyone is playing hard, we want unity, we’re going to… and then go out and play like a blah game where he demands post touches and doesn’t rotate as hard as he could. And everyone is like, ‘Why are you speaking in the locker room?’ But that’s all anecdotal. It’s just crazy how these stories come out after every stop in his career.”
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 September 2017 23:02 (six years ago) link
https://media.tenor.com/images/c29042655e00a197ecaa837c771575b3/tenor.gif
― nomar, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 00:03 (six years ago) link
i have questions, dwight pic.twitter.com/cNdM8jGJLU— josh (@HoopPlusTheHarm) November 25, 2017
― competitive shooter - - - - (Spottie), Saturday, 25 November 2017 06:46 (six years ago) link
what is Dwight gonna do after he retires other than get his pitch rejected by tnt
― Clay, Saturday, 25 November 2017 07:14 (six years ago) link
well it looks like hes not having more kids
― micah, Saturday, 25 November 2017 07:19 (six years ago) link
dwight...
― lag∞n, Saturday, 25 November 2017 20:35 (six years ago) link
lol 35K fine for that
― competitive shooter - - - - (Spottie), Saturday, 25 November 2017 20:48 (six years ago) link
shouldve been his entire estate
― lag∞n, Saturday, 25 November 2017 20:51 (six years ago) link
listen dwight everyone was fed up w yr shit 5 years ago, this time the fine is: death
― lag∞n, Saturday, 25 November 2017 20:53 (six years ago) link
lol
― competitive shooter - - - - (Spottie), Saturday, 25 November 2017 21:05 (six years ago) link
This is absolutely amazing.MCW unable to attempt free throws in blowout, so Scott Brooks chooses Dwight Howard and makes him come back onto court to shootDwight drains both, does Cassell big balls dance, blows Brooks a kiss 💀#PettyWarz pic.twitter.com/qPhV6jdlVp— Pettywise (@World_Wide_Wob) January 18, 2018
― Spottie, Thursday, 18 January 2018 03:17 (six years ago) link
Wishing all of the super dads of #BuzzCity a Happy Father’s Day! pic.twitter.com/P0HBtb2ad8— Charlotte Hornets (@hornets) June 17, 2018
― sprout god (lag∞n), Sunday, 17 June 2018 17:19 (five years ago) link
How many kids does dude have
― Hall of Fam (Spottie), Sunday, 17 June 2018 17:53 (five years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/U6MItrcV0S— Nick Whalen (@wha1en) July 23, 2018
― InfoWarriors (Spottie), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 15:35 (five years ago) link
Dwight Howard’s trainer: ‘He wants to evolve into Anthony Davis, into Kevin Durant, but his own version of that’ https://t.co/6OPjmDfX6L— Kurt Helin (@basketballtalk) August 14, 2018
― InfoWarriors (Spottie), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 19:03 (five years ago) link
Beal and Wall are literally going to murder him
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 19:36 (five years ago) link
...and then each other
― InfoWarriors (Spottie), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link
for my part i believe in his 15th season dwight howard will definitely come to resemble either anthony davis or kevin durant, two of the most physically gifted basketball players ever who are playing in their primes and in ways that dwight howard has never, ever, remotely played like before
― Clay, Wednesday, 15 August 2018 01:02 (five years ago) link
DWIGHT HOWARD DAD JOKES ALERTReporter to Dwight Howard: “Do you envision shooting any 3-pointers this year.”Dwight: Hold on...[He closes eyes and makes an intense face for three seconds.]Dwight, again: Yep, I just made 3.— Fred Katz (@FredKatz) September 24, 2018
― omar little, Monday, 24 September 2018 21:23 (five years ago) link