pet owners: is it gross that your pet poops and doesn't wipe

You Gotta Wash Your Ass!

I am, admittedly, adopting the position of agent provocateur itt. In much the same way as I try not to think too much about the sausage I'm eating, I find that it helps not to focus on the fact that a flimsy sheet of Charmin is all that separates us from innumerable fecal encounters.

are you advocating mandatory colostomies

I'd just like everyone to make the best and most responsible choice in that regard.