I honestly think it's grosser that we've somehow convinced ourselves that wiping is sufficient as a clean-up method.
― WHO POOPED IN MY SHOE (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 13:08 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
oh christ a bidet bore
― Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 14:32 (eight years ago) link
A washcloth will suffice.
― Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 15:02 (eight years ago) link
baby wipes are good too
― marcos, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 15:03 (eight years ago) link
honestly i think it was some of those ass-eating threads on ILTMI and choice posts from poster a booty cleaner that inspired me to maintain a cleaner ass than regular wiping would do
― marcos, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 15:04 (eight years ago) link
would never have guessed that old lunch is really terrence howard
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 15:17 (eight years ago) link
You Gotta Wash Your Ass!
― Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 15:19 (eight years ago) link
I am, admittedly, adopting the position of agent provocateur itt. In much the same way as I try not to think too much about the sausage I'm eating, I find that it helps not to focus on the fact that a flimsy sheet of Charmin is all that separates us from innumerable fecal encounters.
― Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 15:23 (eight years ago) link
are you advocating mandatory colostomies
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 15:32 (eight years ago) link
I'd just like everyone to make the best and most responsible choice in that regard.
― Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 15:34 (eight years ago) link