jenny mccarthy wants your kid to get measles: autism, vaccines, and stupid idiots

There's probly a joke to be made about diseases and cruise ships and a concentration of transmission vectors all in one place.

Weird note of the conflation of conspiracism and self-actualization that one tends not to get often:

http://www.divinetravels.com/ConspiraSeaCruise2016.html

Join Us on the "Conspira-Sea Cruise"!

Sail with Like-Minded Souls
in the Experience of a Lifetime.

Our "Conspira-Sea Cruise and Seminar-at-Sea" takes place right on our luxury cruise ship during our seven-day cruise, in conference rooms on the ship, and during our port calls in Mexico.

During this incredible, mind-blowing, truth-telling, spiritually enriching event, we will do our best to uncover the truth about things conspiratorial, including:

GMOs, Monsanto, bee colony collapse, ecology, global warming, climate change, fracking, HIV, autism, big pharma, medical suppression, vaccinations, flouridation, political corruption, government corruption, forbidden archeology, forbidden religion, Federal Reserve, truth about money, World Bank, IRS, strawman, property title, admiralty law, martial law, Bohemian Grove, Skull and Bones, JFK, cover-ups, September 11, Star Wars agenda, nuclear plants, chemtrails, HAARP, crop circles, IRS, MK-Ultra, Fukashima, NASA, NSA, Bilderbergs, sustainability, military industrial complex, pentagon, Waco, Malaysia 370, Pan Am 103, TWA 800, Gulf Oil Spill, Halliburton, Obama, Ruby Ridge, OK City, Vatican, New World Order, false flags, Montauk, privacy, surveillance, Area 51, Dulce, Project Rainbow, Nazi Bell, Vrill, U.S.S. Eldridge, Iron Mountain, psyops, population mangement, subliminal ads, Nibiru / Planet X, Cointel Pro, technology suppression, entity possession, electoral fraud, identity chips, 2nd amendment, and so much more.

Plus we will explore how to heal ourselves and others, and to attain self-mastery and greater integrity through:

Spirituality, meditation, affirmation, prayer, yoga, manifestation, self-development, holistic health, alternative lifestyles, organic foods, healthy living, wellness, self-sufficiency, prosperity, sustainability, freedom, human rights, discernment, wisdom, awakening, longevity, inner guidance, and inner peace.

The purpose of this cruise is NOT about being a victim of conspiracies. It is about taking back our power from corrupt and greedy institutions, attaining true self-authority, and realizing our genuine Self behind the masks. It is about discovering the truth, taking command of our lives, and attaining genuine inner realization.

This cruise will not only uncover the lies. It will show us the truth. As we dispell the darkness, and shine the light of wisdom, we enter the true light of consciousness.

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Oh yeah, and note the guest speaker list

I want to go on that cruise and spend the whole time skulking around and talking into my wrist.

xp I just figured those were the Zion National Park police

andy wakefield? ffs
would have thought this was a clickhole article tbh. except they would probably leave out the finishing touch of spelling it 'flouridation'

Cream teas though, hm now I'm tempted

information not found in mainstream media or Internet

The mention of "admiralty law" makes me wonder if this place is full of Andy Daly characters salivating over "international waters"

So is the guy's name "Dr. Dream" and he's a humanitarian holistic healer, or is his name "Dr. Dream Humanitarian" and he's a holistic healer? This affects my decision to attend, please advise

TENTATIVE SPEAKERS

i'll be they're not, really

"tentative speakers" gives me the image of caged prisoners who are basically being forced to give these anti-vaxx speeches or be summarily executed.

This is apparently put on by the guy whose done the Conspiracy Con for like a decade, and some of the characters are the same.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspiracy_Con

Con-Con

Someone just started a pointlessly shit-stirring anti-vax thread in my facebook neighborhood parents group, combining two horrible things (neighborhood fb groups and anti-vax). She coyly opened with "Is your child going to get flu vaccine?" Of course about 95% parents said "yes of course" which is reassuring. Then she and a couple of her minions gradually circled closer and closer until they started spouting the garbage, including one parent who posted an un-bylined "paper" which turned out to be...her own "research."

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are going to have to home-school their kid now.
The celebrity couple is said to be making the decision to not vaccinate their 7-month-old son, Silas. "She feels that vaccination could cause complications," a friend of the couple told In Touch Weekly. "I'm sure Jessica believes that she's making the right decision, but hopefully she and Justin will do some more research on this and change their minds."
Biel and Timberlake seemed to have joined the ranks of celebrities that are wary of vaccinations, though they have not previously been known to have spoken out against them. Hopefully Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake will make sure Silas doesn't hang around Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler's kids so he doesn't get whopping cough.
Earlier this summer, Governor Jerry Brown signed a law that would require children who attended daycares or schools (even those that were privately-run) to be vaccinated, eliminating personal belief or religious exemptions. In Los Angeles areas where the rich and famous tend to live and have families—the Westside, Malibu, WeHo, Beverly Hills—schools exhibited some of the lowest vaccination rates in the state last year.

never would have guessed that jessica biel was an idiot

but that ass

http://i.imgur.com/PwfEMGS.gif

good point

Girl I had been seeing just shared one of these links. I had considered resuming things after our hiatus but no way now.

Also her kids have been in the ER twice in three months.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/autism-potentially-lethal-bleach-cure-feared-to-have-spread-to-britain-a6744291.html

There needs to be an immediate embargo on this shit. It is bad enough that those Son-rise cranks aren't banned in this country. Seriously fuck right off American quackery.

With Zika folklore and science swirling around, Backstory's resident professional historians, guesting public health pros, and callers discuss old school antivax (re smallpopx), also "bodily integrity" antivaxxers in 50s-60s (re polio etc.), and how these relate to current trends, posted on soundcloud via this link:
http://backstoryradio.org/shows/contagion2016/

"smallpopx"? jeez, what a cereal killer---smallpox! The deadliest contagion ever, claims one guest.

Also, new Fresh Air extended interview with author of Pandemic: Tracking Contagions From Cholera to Ebola and Beyond:
http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2016/02/22/467637849/pandemic-asks-is-a-disease-that-will-kill-tens-of-millions-coming

been a measles outbreak in the hipster suburb I live in. kids and adults. too many antivax hippies in this area. luckily the bfs kids have all their shots (no thanks to their mother mind you)

https://www.johndenugent.com/images/dees-vaccine-checkpoint.jpg

wait what's with the ZION badges

I mean at this point seeing the star of david incorporated into every fucked up piece of internet fringe art should not surprise me but

obv part of the jewish-controlled medical establishment conspiracy

syringes of the elders

dee deez believes everything. i think he's legit crazy.
http://i.imgur.com/ebNEQA2.jpg

facehugger munchin' lady liberty as members of the illuminati cackle from a heli: tell me bros is it n0ize????

aha

Implausible. Why would they need to go into his house when they could just use government satellite directed energy weapons to control his brain and make him stack his own ugly shoes?

https://deanoinamerica.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/close-encounters-of-the-third-kind-mashed-potatoes.jpg

ACTUAL PHOTO

People magazine ran an article about Cavallari’s latest attempt to harm her children in a section of the website called “Great Ideas”

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2016/03/26/science/26VACCINE/26VACCINE-master675.jpg

Robert De Niro Defends Screening of Anti-Vaccine Film at Tribeca Festival

It isn't like De Niro even has a reputation to protect but wtf

shut down

http://variety.com/2016/film/markets-festivals/tribeca-film-anti-vaccination-1201739937/

“My intent in screening this film was to provide an opportunity for conversation around an issue that is deeply personal to me and my family,” De Niro said in a statement. “But after reviewing it over the past few days with the Tribeca Film Festival team and others from the scientific community, we do not believe it contributes to or furthers the discussion I had hoped for.”

How someone with a son of 18 years with a diagnosis of autism, only just realises that Andrew Wakefield is a fucking idiotic lunatic is staggering to me and I don't buy any of that fucking bullshit.

"i thought ppl wd be cool with this bullshit movie bc hollywood has a lot of scientifically illiterate shitheads but i guess ppl werent rly cool with it so fuck it bye de niro out."

Out of a sense of perverse curiosity, I... I read the comments. ;_;

^^^ it's like that on absolutely every story involving vaccines. incredibly, uniquely depressing

"There is a link and they say there isn't. The obvious one is thimerosal which is a mercury based preservative. I am not a scientist. But I know. Let's just find out the truth," De Niro said.

Insane sentence of the week.

rdn: less than just a paycheck actor

"I am not a scientist. But..." prefaces terrible nonsense by idiots 100% of the time

or possibly also insane clown posse lyrics

Shut Up and Scowl

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/gfsAAOSwX~dWoF~F/s-l1600.jpg

Isnt that DeNiro quote from before he corrected his stance having done the decent thing and gone and found out the facts?