I'm glad they put the "POISON - BE CAREFUL" label there, otherwise you might think Thomas is merely showing his women in bottles collection to you.
― Tuomas, Friday, 28 August 2015 10:54 (eight years ago) link
I imagine you could pretty seamlessly merge this thread and the terrible 70s album names one.
― EDB, Friday, 28 August 2015 14:26 (eight years ago) link
http://cdn.discogs.com/Cn2igg8M98Gpaio2eRTJlnoJoEc=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc%28%29:format%28jpeg%29:mode_rgb%28%29/discogs-images/R-1676521-1303959840.jpeg.jpg
― best beloved george benson (The Reverend), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 21:22 (eight years ago) link
hmmph
http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_500/MI0000/258/MI0000258883.jpg?partner=allrovi.com
― best beloved george benson (The Reverend), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 21:24 (eight years ago) link
this just came up on forgotify, though I guess the addition of the monkey keeps it from being altogether Yawnsomely Literal
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51CVVaWSesL._SL500_AA280_.jpg
― soref, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 21:47 (eight years ago) link
the cover kind of makes it look like Ed is the monkey and that the album is a collaboration between him and a real white guy with a guitar
― soref, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 21:49 (eight years ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2e/CloudNineCover.jpg
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 22:01 (eight years ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/88/Millie_Jackson_-_Back_to_the_S%2A%2At%21.jpg
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 22:04 (eight years ago) link
https://everyrecordtellsastory.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/aerosmith-rocks.jpg?w=700&h=698
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 22:09 (eight years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51xFs5iPwDL._SY300_.jpg
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 22:11 (eight years ago) link
https://metalodyssey.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/guns-n-roses-the-spaghetti-incident-x-large-album-pic.jpg
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 22:13 (eight years ago) link
better not to put spaghetti on your cover and be thought yawnsomely literal, than to put spaghetti on your cover and remove all doubt.
― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 22:17 (eight years ago) link
I see spaghetti, but where's the incident?
― EDB, Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:51 (eight years ago) link
it involves the really shitty off-brand sauce used to coat the pasta
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 17 September 2015 01:52 (eight years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-V_EfVLdVT_U/U4mSYqYp0nI/AAAAAAABBDw/KRQ7FNhb5Hk/s1600/825.jpg
http://www.metal-archives.com/images/8/2/6/826.jpg
Accept: Balls to the Wall & Metal Heart
― moans and feedback (Dinsdale), Thursday, 8 October 2015 09:49 (eight years ago) link
http://s0.limitedrun.com/images/1121327/deftones-white-pony-2000-2lp.jpg
― Siegbran, Thursday, 8 October 2015 17:11 (eight years ago) link
https://consequenceofsound.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/interpolbrightlights.png
― flappy bird, Thursday, 8 October 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link
http://www.jazzmusicarchives.com/images/covers/kenny-burrell-both-feet-on-the-ground-20131006054513.jpg
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 October 2015 15:48 (eight years ago) link
http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0002/418/MI0002418527.jpg?partner=allrovi.com
Daniel O'Donnell - Daniel In Blue Jeans
― strictly dream-bait fit for moon-gazing (soref), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 19:51 (eight years ago) link
moar like daniel in mom jeans
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 02:46 (eight years ago) link
http://static.awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2015/03/enhanced-1877-1402519617-5/118503733.jpg
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 18 October 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link
lol that is pretty great if you fail to assume he's addressing The Lord.
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 19 October 2015 03:58 (eight years ago) link
http://www.progarchives.com/progressive_rock_discography_covers/1105/cover_4820122292009.jpg
Procol Harum - Exotic Birds and Fruit
― moans and feedback (Dinsdale), Thursday, 22 October 2015 15:01 (eight years ago) link
https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.visualnews.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F01%2Flukebaldwintatooonmychest1.jpg&f=1
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 10 December 2015 23:59 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/9Y05wPK.jpg
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Sunday, 20 December 2015 18:09 (eight years ago) link
http://cf-images.emusic.com/music/images/album/113/771/11377174/600x600.jpg
― remove butt (abanana), Saturday, 27 February 2016 17:32 (eight years ago) link
https://img.discogs.com/V4nMgpEx82dcYF5rv3veIJXplCQ=/fit-in/600x599/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(96)/discogs-images/R-4507391-1367225349-9202.jpeg.jpg
― rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 15:34 (eight years ago) link
dunno why this one disappeared upthread
https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.regrettablemusic.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F02%2Flukebaldwintatooonmychest1.jpg&f=1
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 22:37 (eight years ago) link
http://pxhst.co/avaxhome/45/30/003d3045_medium.jpg
Ace Frehley - 12 Picks
― moans and feedback (Dinsdale), Friday, 13 May 2016 07:09 (seven years ago) link
I couldn't figure out which yawnsomely literal thread to put this one in
http://www.weedfarm.com/images/otherimages/CV13225.jpg
― great Canadian prog-psych debut from 1969 (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 29 August 2016 05:53 (seven years ago) link
ah shit meant for the puns on the artist's name thread too- triple crown winner
― great Canadian prog-psych debut from 1969 (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 29 August 2016 05:54 (seven years ago) link
it's also been posted to the Horrible '70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do thread. - quad crown winner!
― Lee626, Monday, 29 August 2016 08:20 (seven years ago) link
aw hell, I thought i found a winner when I saw it over the weekend
― great Canadian prog-psych debut from 1969 (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 29 August 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link
did we already catch this one?
https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F3%2F38%2FThat_Is_Why_You%2527re_Overweight.jpg&f=1
― Οὖτις, Monday, 29 August 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link
Therapy, "Bringing the House Down"
http://images.45worlds.com/f/ab/therapy-bringing-the-house-down-ab.jpg
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 January 2017 22:00 (seven years ago) link
Not the Therapy I expected.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 29 January 2017 22:02 (seven years ago) link
Orchester Helmuth Brandenburg, "Here's A Train"
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nCEJXJfcDFY/WPMzqEdWsxI/AAAAAAAAa1Q/pZnV6UhG7F4soXwwuubz9w3HqnhgFLfNACLcB/s1600/front.jpg
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 22 April 2017 18:02 (seven years ago) link
Images are breaking so hope this hasn't been posted before, Helix's No Rest for the Wicked
http://i.imgur.com/EFKZVXg.jpg
― Puke and Other Poems (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 14 July 2017 07:40 (six years ago) link
Blammo!
― bumbling my way toward the light or wahtever (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 14 July 2017 15:53 (six years ago) link
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51TSp71HfeL.jpg
― Dan Worsley, Friday, 28 July 2017 09:23 (six years ago) link
That's almost a different category – irritatingly non-literal album art. No punches there.
― Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 28 July 2017 12:35 (six years ago) link
http://images.eil.com/large_image/VENOM_CAST%2BIN%2BSTONE%2B-%2BEXPANDED%2BEDITION-361487.jpg
― mirostones, Friday, 28 July 2017 13:31 (six years ago) link
Wow did someone approve that? What are the band called even?
― in twelve parts (lamonti), Saturday, 29 July 2017 08:47 (six years ago) link
Venom, I think
― niels, Saturday, 29 July 2017 09:08 (six years ago) link
there seems to be an alternative font versionhttp://musicmp3spb.org/images/v/venom/fcast_in_st8b21d8c059bde13d004615.jpg
― niels, Saturday, 29 July 2017 09:09 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/89e1lvn.png
― niels, Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:47 (six years ago) link
oops that was supposed to behttp://i.imgur.com/W7FzbLw.pngperhaps a spotify only cover... still kinda weird
― niels, Thursday, 3 August 2017 17:49 (six years ago) link
https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000226724612-14rshd-t500x500.jpg
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Sunday, 27 August 2017 02:05 (six years ago) link
playing guitar for the dancers
― new noise, Sunday, 27 August 2017 03:24 (six years ago) link
I can't believe he didn't work a clock in there somewhere
― mirostones, Monday, 28 August 2017 00:28 (six years ago) link