Old ILX Posts Which Continue To Haunt Your Thoughts

that is so good

Tuomas wrote this on thread crush archetypes on board I Love Everything on Sep 25, 2007
"Thass a noice vageen!"

still the king

also belongs in striking imagery thread xp

not sure the divide of "successful people like shit music" is particularly accurate. "he totally won at life" isn't what i think when i see people i went to school with. plus you know it's all entirely disingenuous anyway.

"i'm so underground it ruined my life"

Its emotional honesty is evocative. Haven't we all been there at some point, really.

yeah it's nicely written for sure.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--klCbgXtu--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/hr9hwtlm0ee9ogho9rgk.jpg

that was the closest thing I could find to hootie and the bf giving the gas face, sorry

Lg otm, "from this, I draw the conclusion" lol no you fucking don't, that is not how logic or anything works

What a stupid conclusion to pretend to draw

Lots of people with or without chunky wives liked lots of different things at school, it's a large world, this means literally nothing, nothing at all, you'd think a disco nihilist would have gleaned this much

are you guys aspies?

Lol no I get that the thing here is supposed to be ether emotional recognition that haven't we all thought stupid thoughts like "why does it always rain on me, is it because I liked throbbing gristle when I was seventeen", mostly just pushing back against the idea that this is "correct" it obv isn't

just cos something makes you feel cool doesn't mean it's right

like smoking xpost

haunting post not backed up by the data, posters object

that vageen was average at best

tuomas eight years ahead on NOOICE tho'
http://i.minus.com/ixCd9wDKPafka.gif

pushing back on the idea that my thinking the post was correct isnt correct is correct, its not

how far along have we gotten now?

the fact you think it's correct on this exact topic is a damning indictment

You shouldn't get into the arts bc you think it will make you happy. Idk why you should get into it but def not to be happy

the fact that you think my thinking its correct is a damning indictment is a mild indictment

how far along have we etc

have you guys seen hootie lately? he looks way better than he did in the 90s. i bet he's vegan

that vageen was average at best

dying

A friend of mine slept with a woman who had extensive internal scarring (childbirth), apparently it was like sliding past fossilised worms. Not exactly "ribbed for his pleasure".
― grym leighton (Crazyhorse), Saturday, June 19, 2004 8:14 AM (11 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

women are so gross right

Love doesn't always stay. Sometimes you get bored. Or realise you were high.
― noodle vague (noodle vague), Monday, 14 February 2005 21:25 (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why was first thread locked btw

a few weeks ago i saw a guy walking down cambridge heath road by himself. he had A Look that was arresting, it was like troo 70s, huge billowy flowing jeans with wide bellbottoms, a - yes - v-neck tee - and hair that looked like a bowl cut had been allowed to grow out for a couple of months. he was about 25 or so, just cutting through the world like a ship unmoored from time.

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, November 18, 2014 9:55 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"just cutting through the world like a ship unmoored from time" goes through my head a lot

I once sat in the next cubicle to Van Morrison as he grunted his way thru a really big shit - anyone whos insides smell that bad must be medically dead.

― Well it's a marvellous night ..............., Tuesday, 24 April 2001 00:00 (14 years ago)

that vageen was average at best

― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Thursday, August 27, 2015 3:32 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

holy shit

ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN

'no haters' in thread titles is like my friend who was fat in jr. high whose parents bought him a shirt that say "LEAVE ME ALONE" in big block letters on the front cuz he was having trouble w bullys -- we found a pic of it on his computer last yr & the clowning commenced

― LOOK WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLA (deej), Monday, February 2, 2009 6:22 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(1) I think about the "LEAVE ME ALONE" shirt all the time as an example of how not to parent and
(2) "& the clowning commenced"

some dude wrote this on thread least favorite thread titles on board All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar on Feb 13, 2009

i like to take the pure essence of an album and use the resulting paste as a spread between two intact albums

'grab them by the pussy'

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-recorded-having-extremely-lewd-conversation-about-women-in-2005/2016/10/07/3b9ce776-8cb4-11e6-bf8a-3d26847eeed4_story.html?postshare=2491475870527101&tid=ss_tw

That's it. He's done.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:21 (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

actually the quote and link was in a mookieproof post but it's caek's that haunts.

runny yolk needs to touch everything

― max, Wednesday, December 19, 2012 10:49 AM (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

'no haters' in thread titles is like my friend who was fat in jr. high whose parents bought him a shirt that say "LEAVE ME ALONE" in big block letters on the front cuz he was having trouble w bullys -- we found a pic of it on his computer last yr & the clowning commenced

― LOOK WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLA (deej), Monday, February 2, 2009 6:22 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(1) I think about the "LEAVE ME ALONE" shirt all the time as an example of how not to parent and
(2) "& the clowning commenced"

― JWoww Gilberto (man alive), Monday, May 16, 2016 9:37 PM (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha ran into this post again and came here, but then realized I already posted it

took a dump in the shower once, smushed the turds down the drain with my toes - felt like i was stomping grapes

― Princess TamTam, Sunday, 12 December 2010 00:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

― nomar, Monday, July 6, 2015 6:17 PM (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and yes, a relevant ILTMI thread just got bumped reminding me...but this post pooped into my head a few days ago as well, so worth recording. The guy had a gift :/

all-time typo imo

lol

ahhahahaha

It's kind of amazing how permanently-etched that post has become in my feces.

Argh, I mean 'mind', stupid autocoprophilia.

crazy, i was totally haunted by that post the other day when the sports radio guys were talking about wafflestomper boots

you might want to check out posts by this dude ian reese-morane or whatever dude's name was - very precious, anglo scarfy, his style/taste/everything was nearly identical to yours. identical. and here's the thing: dude was screwing his mom. so when alot of people read yr posts right or wrong they're thinking 'this guy fucks his mom' and alot of people find that repulsive, like almost as bad as liking gay dad repulsive. so maybe pipe down a little more, lose some of yr sparkle. or maybe just start posting as ian reese-moraine is on the scene againe that way you can borrow some of that motherfucker's immunity.
― j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, July 30, 2006 10:58 PM (eleven years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

today when I read an Old Lunch post that began with "Here's the thing:" my brain immediately filled in "dude was screwing his mom."

It's the implicit subtext of many of my posts.

they started out friends

it was cool but it was all pretend
yeah yeah
screwing his mom

Yep since I posted that 'screwing his mom' has permanently replaced that line in my head

police man

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, December 10, 2014 10:52 AM (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hmm

I'm not sure if it was an ILX post or not, maybe I'm hallucinating it bc I can't find it, but I thought j0rdan had some thoughts on how he couldn't stand to see people's thumbs in photos where they were holding something for the camera, and every time I'm about to post a photo somewhere online in which I'm holding something and my thumb is visible I'm reminded of it and weirded out by my own thumb. So I inevitably post photos where I'm holding something and it looks like it's just sort of floating in the air because I make sure my hand cannot be seen. If I'm holding it at the back and only my arm is visible, I don't even show the arm, because I don't want it to look like the post on a yard sign.

Tipsy Mothra's post immediately after the final episode of Mad Men where he figured out an ending that had been conceived four years earlier exactly.

do we have a crazy coworkers you were afraid would stab you then you found out their story and you pitied them but were just as sure they would eventually stab you thread

― puppy bash (darraghmac),

not to harsh anyone's loogie but it's the impression that I get. Sorry, carry on.

life is like that mannnnnn

Have you ever been “stabbed”

I think "The Edge you're more beast than man!" was quite a bit funnier than the actual punchline.

― The Good Dr. Bill (Andrew Unterberger), Thursday, 30 September 2004 14:55 (nineteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

can greenzo get real here for a second...trite, unoriginal, and too easy. Kind of like the religion it skewers. Chinese Democracy: sprawling, ambitious, and interesting in parts. Suffers from Axl's Id.

― Mr. Jay Batman, Sunday, June 12, 2011 11:06 PM bookmarkflaglink

I'm not sure if it was an ILX post or not, maybe I'm hallucinating it bc I can't find it, but I thought j0rdan had some thoughts on how he couldn't stand to see people's thumbs in photos

Please Stop Showing Your Thumbs on Social Media

(which got referenced in this thread: hey gawker dudes. what the fuck is wrong with you?)

deadmaus's clit is MIDI?

― waddy watchel (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, December 20, 2014 9:03 AM bookmarkflaglink

There should be one of these for posts of your own that haunt your thoughts because I have several of those.

Maybe a "post here when you need to personally apologise for an old post" thread. I've got a few to post there

I have a few years worth

this topic started before I was even born👍

― Biya Staunton, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 8:46 AM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

He had three other posts

Biya Staunton wrote this on thread discovering a JUG OF PEE in your new bedroom: C or D on board I Love Everything on 22/03/2016

Is this website even used anymore?

Biya Staunton wrote this on thread Jug Bands S/D on board I Love Music on 22/03/2016

Any more information on jugs or jug bands?
Anyone? please?

Biya Staunton wrote this on thread The Band. on board I Love Music on 22/03/2016

Does anyone have any information on jug(instrument) or jug bands?
If you do, Then that's going to save me heaps

As all teenagers, seems Biya was drawn to the internet for information about Jugs

Honestly captivated at this single posters quest for hidden jug knowledge

took a dump in the shower once, smushed the turds down the drain with my toes - felt like i was stomping grapes

― Princess TamTam, Sunday, 12 December 2010 00:34

^^^
indelible post

thanks a lot

blame imago for re-posting on here 5 years ago, and then it haunting my thoughts ever since

I quite often fetishise the idea of a culturally rich dotage, listehning to, watching, and reading all the albums, films, and books I've hoarded over my life, and then I remember this...

In recent years the collector had no interest in his collection. Ailing health, bereavement, and slowly declining hearing had sapped his once immense passion for music and left him with little but crosswords and memories of springer spaniels, tabby cats, and a wife who had all passed on. For a long time, he didn’t even have a record player on which to listen to his collection, and it had sat, unmovable and unplayable, in his living room like a giant hibernating creature gathering dust.

...and I don't want that.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 30 January 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) bookmark flag link

and if covid isolation didn't teach us all to that, hopefully decades early enough to do what we will with the info.....