why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Yeah they closed down the gov't and the complained about gov't run things being closed. It was "Stop Hitting Yourself" governing at its finest.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 24 August 2015 20:16 (eight years ago) link

Really want to send these people to one of the wonderful places on earth with no functioning government.

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11885077_1000523433311521_8129866307545303685_n.jpg?oh=8099425b2030d30e5bc0234e2c8629c4&oe=56828F30

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Monday, 24 August 2015 23:26 (eight years ago) link

"Hi, President Obama? I just asked, and apparently the government should NOT cease its Islamist Communistical Homosexualistic War on White middle class dudes. I know, I'm as surprised as you are."

Three Word Username, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 12:29 (eight years ago) link

makes a good point

Neil S, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 11:58 (eight years ago) link

xp you gotta stop saying 'jet fuel can't melt steel beams' in group chats dude

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 12:46 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/y8MRcK3.png

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 16:58 (eight years ago) link

Robert Plant didn't use autotune, Grandad. I'm confused.

canoon fooder (dog latin), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:03 (eight years ago) link

"You've been coolin', baby, I've been droolin',
All the good times I've been misusin',
Way, way down inside, I'm gonna give you my love,
I'm gonna give you every inch of my love,
Gonna give you my love."

THE SOUL.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link

also maybe the zep not the best standard-bearer for "wrote their own songs"

erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link

lllooooooowooooooowooooooooooove!
Ah AH AH AH AHHH AHHHAAA HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA AAAAH AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

five six and (man alive), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link

No computers existed in the 70s, it's true.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:17 (eight years ago) link

Five of the top ten singles of 1971 (the year "Stairway to Heaven" was released) were not written by the people who sang them. In case anyone wants to let the meme-maker know.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:21 (eight years ago) link

I don't know who made the meme image, but I will share that information on the post where I saw it.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:22 (eight years ago) link

also maybe the zep not the best standard-bearer for "wrote their own songs"

― erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, August 26, 2015 5:09 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol ikr?

carl agatha, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:22 (eight years ago) link

Well, j/k, obviously, but, like, do people think Elvis and Sinatra wrote all their own songs? They can't be that dumb, right?

Similarly, the other day, someone I know was looking for recommendations for music to "explain to her kids what music was like before songs on the radio were only 3 minutes long, like Journey and Styx and so forth." So, like, never? Because the 2-3 minute single has always been more or less standard?

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:27 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, if anything the 3:30 average single length is up from previous decades. Especially pre-70s, when most singles were running under 3 minutes.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:30 (eight years ago) link

the 1850s

j., Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:34 (eight years ago) link

not putting the image inline -- is huge

http://www.geekfill.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/g118.jpg

where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 19:38 (eight years ago) link

Does he post here?

Mark G, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:03 (eight years ago) link

gave up counting the number of times the word 'i' was used in that post once i got past 60. easier to count the word 'son', though: twice. good going, dad, way to connect to the son you say feels nothing for you.

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:14 (eight years ago) link

well he does start using "male fruit of my loins" about midway through

qualx, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:18 (eight years ago) link

To make a smoothie.

Mark G, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link

Reads like a suicide note, somebody ought to get him help.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:30 (eight years ago) link

punchline shd've been "capitalism ruins everything"

MC Whistler (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:32 (eight years ago) link

Well, that explains why we haven't heard much from Hurting lately.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:44 (eight years ago) link

lol having children

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:47 (eight years ago) link

children are the worst it's true

Nhex, Thursday, 27 August 2015 02:55 (eight years ago) link

why am I in hysterics

Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Saturday, 29 August 2015 10:22 (eight years ago) link

The moons will rotate in opposite directions, right?

Satiation’s Second Sibelius (Assurance T. Rex), Saturday, 29 August 2015 10:29 (eight years ago) link

this is called moony bags

called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 29 August 2015 11:15 (eight years ago) link

lol

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Saturday, 29 August 2015 11:30 (eight years ago) link

90% of earthlings will be afraid to share this

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Saturday, 29 August 2015 11:31 (eight years ago) link

hahaha BB

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 29 August 2015 12:30 (eight years ago) link

"one will be the moon. the other will be uranus. do you see what i did there."

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 29 August 2015 15:30 (eight years ago) link

Watch two moons, sit right down
Daddy let the shares roll in

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 30 August 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link

if she freaks the fuck out when you dip a hot wire into a sample of her blood, she's an alien

MC Whistler (Noodle Vague), Monday, 31 August 2015 12:45 (eight years ago) link

oh yeah. sooooooo sarcastic.

how's life, Monday, 31 August 2015 12:48 (eight years ago) link

I'm going to let all my friends be Jim Morrison

silverfish, Monday, 31 August 2015 15:34 (eight years ago) link

silverfish as your friend i both acknowledge and support your need to #ridethesnake

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 31 August 2015 15:36 (eight years ago) link

what are people's thoughts on deleting their facebook account?

damn my poor thread searching skills

F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 31 August 2015 18:29 (eight years ago) link

it's relaxing but pretty isolating, if a lot of your friends have integrated it into their lives; they'll just keep on posting shit about their incidentals and forget that you ever existed

some of them will suspect that you just unfriended them

j., Monday, 31 August 2015 18:35 (eight years ago) link


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