DARK SOULS: if you need me i'll be in an induced coma so mvrch comes tomorrow

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twitch just killed asylum demon, just barely

am0n, Thursday, 20 August 2015 05:52 (eight years ago) link

???? no way

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 20 August 2015 06:08 (eight years ago) link

the blessings of the pool god bear fruit

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 20 August 2015 08:40 (eight years ago) link

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/1393619612350622277.png

am0n, Thursday, 20 August 2015 14:13 (eight years ago) link

look at that sliver of health

am0n, Thursday, 20 August 2015 14:14 (eight years ago) link

shameful performance by the asylum demon tbh

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 20 August 2015 14:19 (eight years ago) link

i guess they aggro'd crestfallen guy at firelink and killed him lol

am0n, Thursday, 20 August 2015 14:20 (eight years ago) link

Oh, so it looks like they have been pausing the game and then tallying up the votes before the next unpause. Kind of really cheating imo. Like anyone could probably beat Dark Souls if it paused every 10 seconds and you had a minute or two solid to consider every single move.

Maybe I have it wrong but it looks like what they are doing.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 20 August 2015 14:21 (eight years ago) link

agree but the twitch pokemon did something similar. also even with pause its still hundreds of people fighting over the controller at every move

am0n, Thursday, 20 August 2015 14:26 (eight years ago) link

here it is with pauses edited out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6kMBIci_cE

am0n, Thursday, 20 August 2015 17:11 (eight years ago) link

whew, that is unlikely

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 August 2015 17:27 (eight years ago) link

Yeah that is pretty cool. When he ran out of pyromancy.....whew....

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 20 August 2015 17:35 (eight years ago) link

feel like they should keep another stream running that isn't turn-based

am0n, Thursday, 20 August 2015 17:48 (eight years ago) link

turn-based Dark Souls is kind of a fun concept on its own, not that i would want to play it.

lil urbane (Jordan), Thursday, 20 August 2015 18:10 (eight years ago) link

http://kotaku.com/twitch-is-cheating-at-dark-souls-1725367972

Already w the controversy.

Yeah I think it is 100% cheating. I mean how many times have I died bc I couldn't pause the game and went to use the restroom or simply tab out and check my email? Not pausing IS the game.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 20 August 2015 18:21 (eight years ago) link

i have def experienced the full gamut of no-pause kills: surprise monster kill, got invaded while getting a soda kill, and the super frustrating put my controller down and accidentally strafed off a cliff kill.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 20 August 2015 18:41 (eight years ago) link

i invaded someone who was afk in Bloodborne last night, right before i had to leave the house. i killed him but now it occurs to me i should have just surrounded him with shiny coins and left without a trace.

lil urbane (Jordan), Thursday, 20 August 2015 18:46 (eight years ago) link

is kotaku reading this thread

am0n, Thursday, 20 August 2015 19:44 (eight years ago) link

Twitch have just beaten the Taurus Demon

Neil S, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 07:51 (eight years ago) link

since they got the pause/play element added, i can't really get into this anymore.

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 08:08 (eight years ago) link

yeah, watching action-pause-action is far less weirdly compelling than watching them climb up and fall down a ladder in real time

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 12:01 (eight years ago) link

lol at 426 deaths over 11-and-a-half days tho

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 12:03 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Smough and Ornstein defeated!

Neil S, Friday, 11 September 2015 07:58 (eight years ago) link

28 days 8 hours 56 mins 3 seconds

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 11 September 2015 08:26 (eight years ago) link

time well spent

Neil S, Friday, 11 September 2015 11:40 (eight years ago) link

can't be sure of course but i think o+s is the most time i have spent on a game boss. and after my first run i must've gone through the game min 4 times again and i think i first timed them each time. and it's not like there is some secret trick you have to figure out. v weird, maybe a psychological barrier thing.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 11 September 2015 12:08 (eight years ago) link

yeah, i think the souls games are really effective at psyching players out with intimidating-looking bosses. Then, once you start to carefully searching out their weaknesses, you get the satisfaction of eventually taking them apart.

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 11 September 2015 12:54 (eight years ago) link

Still psyched out by the archer on that citadel tower over a year later.

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Friday, 11 September 2015 13:46 (eight years ago) link

that's the ultimate sweaty-palms moment, in a game that induces that sensation more often than any other I have played

Neil S, Friday, 11 September 2015 13:54 (eight years ago) link

otm. Helped all the more by the fact that you can't pause the game in Dark Souls.

Once they hacked the game to use pausing it ceased to be Dark Souls. They might as well just stick to Pokemon.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 11 September 2015 16:36 (eight years ago) link

i peeked in on this to see what was up. they're pausing after every two or three seconds of gameplay and allowing a democratic vote for the next button push which takes about a minute. they're on the sanctuary guardian. looks pretty tedious, only 500 or so viewers.

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 20:40 (eight years ago) link

btw it looks like we can start a Dark Souls III thread with the same title:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIvKTe08RBw

lil urbane (Jordan), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 22:01 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

New Londo Ruins:
http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2015/10/church-appears-in-mexican-reservoir/

lil urbane (Jordan), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 16:30 (eight years ago) link

huh, that's amazing, and yeah remarkable similarity

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 16:32 (eight years ago) link

wow!

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 16:33 (eight years ago) link

Nice! The resemblance is remarkable.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 16:34 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C5z1bZwK-U

Defeated Knight Artorias the other day. This whole DLC area is maybe my favorite in the game. I love the "Royal Woods" so peaceful. This game has some great forest areas in it!

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 22 October 2015 16:43 (eight years ago) link

have you done Manus yet? that was my favorite fight of the whole series probably, if only for how long it took and how i had to legitimately learn how to read each one of his moves. all the DLC bosses are great though.

i know when that chandler bing (Jordan), Thursday, 22 October 2015 18:32 (eight years ago) link

Not yet, I've had a helluva time getting through the Township. Those blasted sorcerers can one-hit kill me. Just got to the humanity farming spot and already uncovered an entire lower part of the level I have never been to before.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 22 October 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link

yep not long now. make sure you find your furry friends down there. ;)

i know when that chandler bing (Jordan), Thursday, 22 October 2015 18:38 (eight years ago) link

have been thinking about getting the ds2 next gen bundle with the dlc, only hesitating because my chief recollection of the game is that it was disappointing. just looked at a list of the game locations to stir my memory and i'm almost a total blank, i can picture like 2 of the areas based on the names. ds1, demons and bloodborne i am pretty sure i could recall every area in detail.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 22 October 2015 19:35 (eight years ago) link

I've been considering this too. Apparently they've revised and improved enemy placings, and the DLC on Xbox 360 was very good, judging by the little that I played.

Neil S, Friday, 23 October 2015 09:28 (eight years ago) link

i've played a bit of the revised ds2 and the new enemy placements veered towards unfairly tough in the few areas i visited - those elephant monsters showed up really early iirc and there were big annoying mobs in a few areas. maybe i was just too used to the original placements, i dunno, but it seemed more difficult to me and i gave up pretty quick. i should go back to it at some point and go through the dlc areas.

the illicit unit slid tantalizingly across the waxed tile (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 23 October 2015 09:45 (eight years ago) link

i went to back to ds2 the other day and found that low-level griefing a la ds1 is now a thing thx to agape ring

am0n, Monday, 26 October 2015 20:56 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m2a2dLdZ0M

am0n, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 14:40 (eight years ago) link

he actually cries at the end

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 19:02 (eight years ago) link

i find these compellingly watchable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XPAdlkQYYA

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 19:02 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/hTVBHcx.gif

am0n, Friday, 30 October 2015 14:32 (eight years ago) link

amazing that dark souls can keep bringing the lulz four years after its release

the illicit unit slid tantalizingly across the waxed tile (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 October 2015 14:40 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IG9afBRnzo

am0n, Friday, 30 October 2015 14:44 (eight years ago) link


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