start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

"ice" is the first three letters in "iced tea."

― kate78, Wednesday, August 19, 2015 2:43 PM

#heinz

― Jeff, Wednesday, August 19, 2015 3:30 PM

bombs of truth

homemade ketchup, which tastes pretty much exactly like tomato paste.

They're doin it rong if thats what it tastes like.

Homemade ketchup is great bc you can pick your spot on the sweet vs vinegar spectrum

I prefer the more chutney-like homemade tomato sauces, like the ones with some seeds in, and a nice fruity balance of vinegar, sugar and maybe a lil spice.

Wondering how long a half pretzel had been lying where I had to pick up the contents of a change bag I'd just dropped had landed in an alcove created by the door join in a checkout booth. Do hope it was pretty recent but I think it had cobwebs on it.

But with housemade ketchups that restaurants prepare, you get no voice in the matter, it's just up to the whim of the chef. When eating out with ketchup, I seek consistency and familiarity, not experimentation.

i added boredpanda art section to my bookmarks the other day after someone linked to some nice art there.

but after two days i HATE the first person titles to the articles.

"I Illustrated A Swirly Yoda With Different Art Tools"
"I Will Paint People’s Hopes And Send Them 730 Paintings For Free"
"When I Have Free Time, I Pick Up A Pencil To Draw My Favorites Celebrities"
"I Used Only A Pencil To Draw This Dancing Girl"

i always end up thinking 'whoop-de-doo'. *only* a pencil? your *favourites* *celebrities*?

The new microwave at work continues beeping even after you open the door.

oh that would drive me nuts

What is the point of opening the door on time then.

Glad I don't have college roommates anymore, that's all I'm saying.

flatmate forgetting to pay the cleaner gets me seriously ia. and then when i tried to say maybe paying her that night into her bank account, after she's asked by text, is demeaning and leaves her short of money that day, it was like "what i paid her?" all defensive. total lack of self awareness - like don't even know how somebody could think someone who we pay to clean our fucking house should then have to ask us to be paid.

I like porn and sex but I hate hate hate sex in mainstream entertainment (like music and TV) and I hate it's influence on the politics of normal human interaction (friendship, dating, the game of playas, everything else)

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anything else you wanna let us in on

fucking autocorrect

Yeah, antisexuals are humans too! Respect

I guess the thread does say irrational

how do you feel about music that addresses porn-style, non-romantic sex

haha sorry mang i know the thread style that one just seemed to come out of nowhere

sorry if you're getting clowned here for your feelings, the once-ler. there are many wikipedia articles about serial killers that describe a similar attitude which you might find relatable!

The mainstream nature of the "it wasn't me" song and that Bruno Mars sex paradise song make me uncomfortable. Kings of Leon 'sex is on fire' not as much. If you gotta sing about sex I prefer the old fashioned "making love". I prefer old fashioned in most things.

not defending the guy but there does seem to be a strange amount of sociopathic behaviour in popular culture that people glorify

xp

Oh fuck off mattresslessens. Im sure a lot of killers had schizophrenia or other mental disorders. Maybe there's a mental disorder thread where you can take a piss on them too

actually ilx has a long storied thread about the prospects of survival in a hypersexualised environment

ILX fanfic?

i don't know anything about those songs per se but ime free-flowing sexual fantasy isn't the sociopathic part of sex in popular culture, it's the reinforcement of gender class and race norms that tends to go along with it. xxp

I stopped listening to you, there's no reason for you to still be here right now

what about spreading goodwill among men

the world isn't centered around your special snowflake self. no one actually needs your garbage take on sex in popular culture in the chicago, part marilyn hegarty thread. oh yeah, why am i in here.

Cuz you'd a dick?

autocorrect ftw

all true

Bye

Bye

Have s nice trip

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I thought they'd never leave!

x-p

wha happened

Uhh

oh i forgot something

you suck

ta ta!

Someone was trolling me for being irrationally angry and I told him to leave. That made him want to stay longer and defend his right to dick. EOS

I liked the random dig against Chicago though.

chicago kind of makes me irrationally angry sometimes, but I do have a good time when I'm there

When people use the word 'absurdist' wrong I get IA. I imagine it's sort of like when someone with actual OCD hears someone-else use that term to casually describe their own perfectionist behavior.

But I've only seen someone do absurdism wrong once, so I guess I have very little to worry about

Outside of pancake factories that is