why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

i'm a cahnt, my dad's a cahnt, is dad wuz a cahnt, and we all et broken glass every meal and we turned out just fine

I have to say looks better than most of what I was served as a kid, I'd be happy to choke down a few green beans for that spread.

that's a corny meme but as a parent who has tried things otherwise I 100% endorse its contents

corny macro I mean

Trying to make separate food that the kid "likes" is a hole with no bottom

I mean, you know, to a point. We do try to some extent to eat things that K likes to begin with. Just gave up on having multiple options or making separate food.

I can't help but think there is some middle ground between never offering your child anything but the foods they like best, whether it is as a wholly separate meal made just for them or everyone at the table eating nothing but 100% kid-approved food, and telling your child "I don't care what you like; eat whatever I put on your plate or else go fuck yourself".

In our house that's called "yogurt and blueberries for dinner" but ymmv.

thank fucking christ for yogurt

Peanut butter here, but yes.

"Occupy Democrats" is the WORST

https://www.facebook.com/OccupyDemocrats/photos/a.517901514969574.1073741825.346937065399354/769208286505561/?type=1

let's try that again

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/10898316_769208286505561_4084451067492756617_n.jpg?oh=68a165afe58d505655ab175b611fffe1&oe=563CC723

this isn't a meme but I FUCKING HATE HATE HATE when people make up their own "hashtags" as if their lives are fucking "trending" like their fucking vacation or any stupid routine taking their kid to the park on a saturday

#deepthoughts #UpperMississippiMoments #SummerOfSh@kedown #lovingILX #PostingTruthToPower

heeee I have some friends who definitely have a #brand (and sizable social media followings) who do that all the time. Since I knew most of them as physical beings before I knew their social media persona it doesn't bother me too much but I do rmde at it a little bit.

#waterfallsofpostage

this isn't a meme but I FUCKING HATE HATE HATE when people make up their own "hashtags" as if their lives are fucking "trending" like their fucking vacation or any stupid routine taking their kid to the park on a saturday

THere were some VERY funny jokes about this on the first episode of season 2 of "Bojack Horseman."

I have friends with children around 4-5 years old who will tag any social media pic of their child like #kidpocalypse or something and i just can't even. Also the people who do this with their dogs.

i have a friend who does "me & my girl" hastags with his wife and does image macros using the same thing and 9000000 other hashtags and he is the worst of all humans

a cowoker has a hashtag "like (nickname) eats" for the bajillion food pics he posts
also the worst

When people do this for weddings, gaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

I have a friend who, every time she posts a picture of her daughter, the hashtag is "#loveher." Her son's hashtags are "#babylove" or "#babycrush" and I just wanna vomit and die.

i know some ppl who end every endless string of hash tags with #hashtagsarestupid

the only good way to use hashtags at this point is ironically m/l

one of my husband's relatives friended me on facebook after our wedding and everything she posts is illegible to me because of the hashtags. that are sometimes randomly in all caps. she is also very conventionally beautiful and a burgeoning media personality, i believe, so maybe these are legit hashtags? like she's just speaking the language of fame? i would never hide her posts; they are mesmerizing and incomprehensible.

I have a running series of facebook posts that are kind of more like tweets that I tag with #totaldadmoment, and they are definitely supposed to be all about ironic dadness, but I do sometimes wonder if I'm too close to the thing I'm ironizing.

#totaldadmove, rather

e.g. "Polo shirt and new balance trainers to the office on a Monday. ‪#‎totaldadmove"

p much all dads in the first world are knowingly dadly nowadays surely

#hashtagdad

#facetweets

not that i would do it but i could kinda understand a hashtag for a wedding in that it would give you an easy way to find pics and posts about a wedding maybe? on twitter at least, i don't think hashtags actually do anything on facebook.

They work on FB. I could also see useful for a wedding if you have many people talking photos, easy for them to be compiled if hashbrowned properly.

kinda wonder if hashtags are becoming or are already a marker of being an old person, like facebook or knowing/caring who jon stewart was or using 'lol' instead of an emoji. twitter maybe bridges that gulf, idk. the kids seem to have all moved on to vine, yikyak, kik. which is fine for facebook, their hope was 'become uncool but omnipresent default asap'.

my mom is on wuwu

like 30 seconds after hashtags were invented ppl started using them in a jocular way that fast overtook their alleged primary purpose of placing tweets in searchable categories and telling brands your story, talking about "made-up" or "ironic" hashtags as something distinct from like pretty much all hashtags is basic af

the 1-2 years it took for the hashtag to get normy, like grains of sand on the beach of generations

balls prob otm tho idk many kids

yeah i'm not sure if they've moved on (they all have facebook but it's not their primary mode of social media as much as another place their instagram posts end up) or if they're just on everything

like 30 seconds after hashtags were invented ppl started using them in a jocular way that fast overtook their alleged primary purpose

never joined twitter & had not visited when i started to encounter hashtags in discourse
picked up meaning of meta-hashtag before learning (supposed) original meaning/purpose of hashtag
so hashtags have always already been meta for me

that doesn’t make (most uses of) hashtag trope any less annoying, though
like as an obv overt sign(al), shortcut to meaning/speech-act (e.g. automatic irony)
# is like elbow to the ribs

Some friends have a name portmonteau hashtag to talk about their wedding on social media.

I almost decided to skip it right there.

even when clever joke, something about individual speech-acts taking form of mass category/corporate brand is inherently off-putting or depressing to me

like putting trademark symbol after one's utterances

I got a little handwringy about activism hashtags for a bit but eventually decided their usefulness and necessity in today's world probably outweighs the problems they raise.

^this is v true
but, even as i recognize that, must admit i still feel something like gut discomfort/dislike/distrust re hashtag form
as rhetorical trope & shorthand in political discourse

in some cases they seem/feel less like speech or even slogan/banner
& more just like shibboleth

oh well i'm outmoded outlier who doesn't even use social media
so my feelings re hashtags hardly relevant

"Occupy Democrats" is the WORST

I don't know, JOIN THE COFFEE PARTY makes this a tough race.

for some reason my tumblr feed is spamming me with "inspirational quotes" from Clinique such as this piece of shit:

https://40.media.tumblr.com/25857d606100721d1d03d56ebba36241/tumblr_nrkw42mYMf1uz8aqvo1_540.jpg

https://scontent-atl1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11032585_10154138866124240_2990495492202629122_n.jpg?oh=9a7a9459b25186526c8ed8437b742f3a&oe=5640D295

we've come a long way since the federalist papers

It worries me that there are people who believe what (I think...) that is trying to say.

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11007737_764403463682043_937776131020239206_n.jpg?oh=87d78dd5c65ef6730399366ad0199feb&oe=56795B76

ok what

who needs glue when everyone's got a neverending supply of boogers up their own nose