lord custos tribute thread

give it fifteen years, you'll hear a newstory about a naked, gibbering Dana Carvey being discovered in the fetal position atop of George Bush's grave, gnawing on his fingernails.

DANA: babble, gah gah, munch...
SECURITY GUARD: Mr. Carvey, Mr. Carvey...
(gently pulls DANA's hands away from his mouth)
SECURITY GUARD: You're just chewing bone now. Come on.

-- Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Motherfuckers be tripping, pages 39-41

On the flipside, I can't help but Imagine a black guy in a Flash Costume whenever I say "Turbonegro"

"My name iz Wally Washington, an' I'm the fastest nigga alive. And this is mah bitch, XS"

-- Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, May 4, 2003

oh god

you couldn't even ban custos because he wasn't so much a racist as an imbecile

http://www.ludickid.com/122503.htm

omg

geoff you are today's winner in the internet archeology sweepstakes

i am today's winner in the being a complete fuckup because i can remember "lord custos's" real name is "william renkin" but not what the birthdays of anyone close to me are contest

srsly, a line from keats in there? nope. william renkin.

how do you know his name??

his old email address

i remembered his old email i guess. he was in his heydey when i first arrived and was trying to figure this place out so i guess it stuck

xpost

god that's in poor taste, custos.
-- vahid (vahid), Sunday, May 4, 2003 3:32 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

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But its hilarious.
-- David Allen, Sunday, May 4, 2003 3:34 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

And one thing I know is I ain't no suckah, sucka. I been at all this shit longer than mosta your bitch asses. I don't know why you bringing "sexual" into this, I am a 45 year-old straight man with kids. What have I said that is "sexual"? I find this part fascinating.

Yo, moonship, keep it gully!

-- Saxby D. Elder, Thursday, May 24, 2007 3:02 AM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

nice abrupt change of tone there with the last sentence.

every forksclovetofu post

Cunga

KRS-One had the right idea, but he was a bit too crazed. I prefer Michael Franti of the DHH. He's Jello Biafra with a tan!

-- Lord Custos X, Friday, June 14, 2002 12:00 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

omg

the problem is that the definition of "unfit to live" might suddenly change while the purge is going on. First the so-called "cleansers" get rid of the "obvious losers and wastes of vital resources" and then they suddenly add "suspected losers and wastes of vital resources"; and then they start weeding within their own ranks. Eventually, everybody is fair game in the Coming Cull.
Like my uncle would've said "hey...if the bad buys can do it to a Jew, they can just as easy do it to you."
and so forth.

-- Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, August 8, 2004 2:16 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

wow... where to start

the problem with genocide is that it might lead to infighting!!

custos is x+1 times better than the "sensitive" new ILE crew

"WHERE'S MAH TIP?"

-- latebloomer, Thursday, April 19, 2007 7:54 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

"U AIN'T GETTING NO PIZZA 'TIL I GETS MAH TIP!"

-- latebloomer, Thursday, April 19, 2007 7:59 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

"UM...TIP?"

-- latebloomer, Thursday, April 19, 2007 8:03 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

"LOOK, LAST LADY TOTALLY STIFFED ME...I AIN'T GOIN' HOME TONITE WITHOUT..."

-- latebloomer, Thursday, April 19, 2007 8:04 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

"WAIT...AM I BEING PUNK'D? ASHTON?"

-- latebloomer, Thursday, April 19, 2007 8:05 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

BAD MOVIE NIGHT 4: WE HEAR DIS PLANE STEALTH IS A BAD MOTHER

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 9 June 2007 01:15 (3 weeks ago) Link

shut yo mouf

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 9 June 2007 01:26 (3 weeks ago) Link

I'm just talkin bout Stealth!

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 9 June 2007 01:27 (3 weeks ago) Link

bernie mac once made me spit out my coke twice, like, i spit it out but there was still some in my mouth and i was moving to clean it off my hand and then he made another joke and i spit out the rest.

-- ethan, Tuesday, March 19, 2002 1:00 AM

post on bernie mac tribute thread

Big Johnson Attorney's: Our Habeas Will Make You a Corpus

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:54 (55 minutes ago) Link

NEW REPUBLICAN PARTY EMBLEM

The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party
is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The Committee chairman
explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.

-- suzy (suzy), Wednesday, February 25, 2004 12:54 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link