Batman carries on beginning in ... The Dark Knight

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Seriously though there's no way this is going to be released as The Dark Knight. For marketing reasons alone they're going to make the title Batman: The Dark Knight or something else.

de latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Wandering thru the local toy chain this weekend, i saw that they still had plenty of the B.Begins/Ra's Al Guhl figure.

How many action figures has Liam Neeson generated? Just Ra's and Qui-Gon? Where's my Darkman figure?

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Dudes, the guy that directed the two Transporter movies is gonna do the next Hulk movie! DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN or something!

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=4329372

jeez, $13 from wal-mart. that's gotta be like, what, $23 anywhere else?

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Transporter guy OFF HULK, back on Transporter 3 NOW.

Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

How many action figures has Liam Neeson generated?

http://www.hasbro.co.uk/images/shop/product/801022650.gif

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Batman: The Dark Night Arrives

or

Batman: The Dark Knight Returns...FOR THE FIRST TIME!

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

oops knight

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

How about a NEW VILLAIN?

Also, Bale is going to ruin his career now.

IPSISSIMUS (Uri Frendimein), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

New villain = The Dark Knight, duh.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Batman is the dark knight.

IPSISSIMUS (Uri Frendimein), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i think heath ledger is a pretty great actor, despite making a few shitty films. he's got this nasty edge to him that i can see working for the role.

gear (gear), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/comics101/images/2005/aug3/joker.jpg

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Movies that have the word "knight" in them are all traditionally terrible (First Knight, Knight's Tale, that's about all I'm basing this theory on) so I'm more worried about that then about Heath "Heathy Coffee" Ledger, that's for sure. His performance basically made Brokeback Mountain 3x better than it actually was and he is also the best thing about Brothers Grimm and 10 Things I Hate About You is actually pretty entertaining. I will not defend something as abominable as The Patriot though.

Also I don't know what you people are talking about with this "young, good-looking villians" thing, Cillian Murphy is like some nightmare cross between Crispin Glover and F*** S*******, and whatshisface who isn't a villian yet but will be in Spiderman is like a poor man's Colin Farrell, and those are the only two I can even think of that fall under this category so I won't take it as a trend.

Ornaldo would be better as Catwoman than as the Penguin. I hope they do NOT reintroduce Catwoman (bad enough they are redoing the Joker, not that I don't think Nicholson needs to be redone and erased completely from human conciousness) and instead do Harley Quinn if they need a "sexy female villian."

Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

cillian murphy was awesome.

gear (gear), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

whatshisface who isn't a villian yet but will be in Spiderman is like a poor man's Colin Farrell = Topher Grace???

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

No, the other dude. Topher Grace is like a poor man's...Tobey Maguire.

Cillian Murphy might've been awesome but he doesn't qualify as "good looking" unless you really like Crispian Glover space aliens, in my mind at least. I mean he totally looks like a creepy movie dude.

Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

OH Franco.
Cillian Murphy was WAY sexy in the airplane movie.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Ornaldo would be better as Catwoman than as the Penguin.

This is so true.

GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

some nightmare cross between Crispin Glover and F*** S*******

ROFFLE ROFFLE ROFFLE ROFFLE ROFFLE ROFFLE

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

F*** S*******

Frnk Sinatraa?

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Fred Savalas (Terry's hirsute bro?)

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

No, the other dude. Topher Grace is like a poor man's...Tobey Maguire.

that's what they're going for, too!

de latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Telly /= Terry

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Srsly where is Nicole? ROFFLE ROFFLE

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Ja, I know that is why they chose Topher Grace, I was being sarcastic!

xpost You might roffle but I can only cringe!!

Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.bryton.net/images/celebs/FredSavage.jpg

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I was referring solely to the New Better Batman Franchise, not all superhero movies, sorry for misunderstanding.

And I think Cillian Murphy is a FOX. Clearly I am alone on this.

whatshisface who isn't a villian yet but will be in Spiderman is like a poor man's Colin Farrell = him from Sideways? Franco? Buh-huh? I can not think of any person in the Spidey cast who can match the ferocity of Mr. Farrell's eyebrows

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

cillian murphy seemed way too young and prettyboyish to me.

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I think Franco, the dude who just sits around with big eyebrows and a blank "glare" stock expression. I guess his real name is "Franco" but I'm not really sure about it and hell if I'm pulling up IMDB!!! I REFUSE.

Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I guess his real name is "Franco"

For some reason that has me giggling wildly at my desk. But yeah, James Franco, although I still say his eyebrows are NOTHING compared to Farrell (who lest we forget was ALSO A SUPERHERO VILLAIN).

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

FRED SANFORD!?!?!?! I hate that this is bothering me.

the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Damn it Nick that was my next guess!

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Kirsten Dunst : forehead :: Colin Farrell : eyebrows

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Well few people are anything compared to Colin Farrell, who somehow embodies everything that is wrong in Hollywood without so much as, uh, lifting an eyebrow. But that dude still makes me think of Farrell, with his big eyes and his "glare" expression. He's kind of like a Colin Farrell mixed with...Josh Hartnett, maybe.

Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm just really mad at Colin Farrell over a GIS "incident" which just occurred a few minutes ago, don't mind my derail. Heath Ledger >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Colin Farrell or Franky Franco so I'm all for him.

Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

ROFFLE ROFFLE ROFFLE ROFFLE ROFFLE ROFFLE

Yes, yes indeed.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh shit I get it.

Oh shit I feel like an internerd / ILX lifer for getting it.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Well duh.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

who is it?!

de latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

yes 'splain plz.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

If you have to ask etc etc etc

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Guys, it's seriously not funny or interesting or anything, it's a random joke about a photo of himself a verrrrrrrrrrrrry ex-ILXor used to post all the time on internets.

Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

What's Your Name? Who's Your Daddy?

One-Way Ticket To Hell (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I started that thread? The fuck.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL@that thread!!!!!!!!!!
LOL@"the picture" still existing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL@otis's website still existing!!!!!!!!!!

THAT IS A TREAT

Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

It all comes back!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Hmm, I believe that was when I was boycotting ILE for a month after it started.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link


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