internet ads that raise an eyebrow

http://i.imgur.com/hdBaqoB.jpg

I see that one a lot and it always irks me -- a woman who is pretty and has long red hair shatters my definition of beauty?

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tim-and-eric-mind-blown.gif

xpost She's actually a few boxes of cookies stapled together

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CP_1XMCUYAA6jaX.jpg:large

http://i.imgur.com/48mf1n4.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/uYsOjfE.png

http://i.imgur.com/OHNAqzr.png

i think they meant to caption it with

The Next Step In Evolution
Are You Ready?

This photo stumped four
Professors and their
Children as well

"Dafuq?" didn't make it past the subeditor.

Barron Trump's IQ completely stunned the world today

http://i.imgur.com/UO6ocsm.png

http://i.imgur.com/cNOtJZD.png

what color is the dress

i made a bad title for this thread. it's supposed to be about intersting internet ads.

https://i.imgur.com/9ox3qFt.png

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DyzxmDEXgAAdaWW.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dx6UicNUYAE-ZFL.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/b3nzjnJ.png

https://i.imgur.com/cGTOUbY.png

and Don't Forget to Die

very nice

um what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6BbMRPFNwE

lol

Fun for the (whole) family.

https://i.imgur.com/Oog4bKJ.png

not gonna lie, i kind of want that hat. especially if the text is pre-distorted so that it's only legible from the angle shown in the image above, but looks crazy from any other angle

it's cool how you're just allowed to straight up lie in online advertisements. i see versions of this ad almost every day, always with today's date as the date that trump has ended yet another obama-era program

https://i.imgur.com/GSUQUwt.png

U.S. ilxors will be familiar with the experience of a product making us all go crazy. it happened just three weeks ago, with the ^^muama ryoko,^^

well, get ready because here we go again

https://i.imgur.com/6vEbPlV.png

anybody got their pair yet? i believe they're called the VisionFocus

I bet optometrists HATE those revolutionary reading glasses.

Were they discovered by someone living in <town_sort_of_near_where_you_live_but_not_quite> because geolocation in the browser is still slightly off?

I admit I was really hoping this would be a thread full of international ads featuring The Rock hawking nonsense

it could still be that thread

i'm not sure what this thread is. i've tried to rebrand it several times but it's struggling

I know what you're thinking with this one, "Where to begin?" Well!

https://i.ibb.co/8dXrPmT/Screen-Shot-2021-02-02-at-4-27-49-PM.png

https://i.imgur.com/rcuqZfb.png

what do you think it is? zooming in? i'm thinking of clicking

https://i.imgur.com/Pwdpfkk.png

ok, FINALLY! when i started this thread, it was because i knew that every once in a while a really special one comes along, and i wanted to make sure there was somewhere to put it. but at the time it was like dang, i can't really find any outstanding ones at the moment...oh well.

but today, i think i finally found what i've been searching for so long

https://i.imgur.com/FIdksrG.png

I’m noticing really jacked dudes with grey beards are all over the clickbait lately. It’s the new bride with a titty out

i'm 37

is this what happens when i age out of the 18-35 demographic? i go from highly coveted, straight to trying to figure out how to get me ripped and pooping at the same time

https://i.imgur.com/nIyEHLu.png

https://i.imgur.com/UqpTjeH.png

One of these days I'll click to find out to what happened to Annie Potts Jr., but not today!

Karl, may I just say that my gratitude for that ad is so profound as to be bottomless.

probably a good 20% of comments on the internet in general are about the AT&T girl

xp: Not the AT&T one. The one with the guy a year younger than me.

I imagine he literally just pooped it out in the ocean and the six pack magically appeared afterward

i laughed so hard at that ad. i pictured a newspaper headline. front page news.

is this what happens when i age out of the 18-35 demographic? i go from highly coveted, straight to trying to figure out how to get me ripped and pooping at the same time

yes, also the 4 worst blood pressure medications

all of my friends lost their shit over the pooping fat guy

did they end up ripped?

yeah they're actually all lifting me over their head rn and begging me to poop

https://i.ibb.co/D1pjZMx/Screenshot-2022-01-13-1-38-32-AM.png

Placing luggage in a hotel room's bathtub has a legitimate purpose.

But the toilet paper thing doesn't.

Kind of? In the bathtub instance one could get the same benefit from leaving the bags in the car until you've inspected the room.

The chances of a hotel room having bedbugs is small, just like the size of the creatures.

this raises concerns about the likelihood of finding a grizzly bear in the room

my eyebrow is raised tbf

The article contained several odd household tricks. One claimed it would be good to put hairbrushes in the dishwasher. Another advised about pouring various liquids down the drain, which we covered in two previous fact checks about dish soap and salt. We also found a questionable oven cleaning tip, plus purported bread uses, which we also covered in the past.

On page 41, which was the last page, a toilet paper roll trick was finally revealed. However, it had nothing to do with placing it under a toilet seat at night. It simply advised to attach a cardboard roll to a vacuum cleaner hose to reach crevices.

The 41-page article never mentioned a word about why to always place a toilet paper roll under a toilet seat at night. It was nothing but clickbait. We clicked “next page” 40 times so you don’t have to.

We looked to home improvement websites such as BobVila.com to see if there was perhaps a legitimate purpose for the toilet paper roll or a red cup going under the seat. However, we found no such tips, tricks, or “life hacks.”

After this story was published, a reader sent in a tip that said an empty toilet paper roll propping up the seat might be a helpful warning to the next person to enter the stall that there’s no toilet paper.

The other way to tell the next person is to wipe your ass with all of the guest towels

Why not make it weird this Mother's Day.

https://i.redd.it/8b10knd72ro81.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/WxkWSuB.png

The Only 3 Body Parts You Need...

my ride-or-die team of 3 is: hand, eye, brain

willing to sub out the brain for something else, depending on how shitty the rest of life is in this theoretical place

xpost Good choices. If you relinquish your vagina you don't have to worry about what to feed it.

as far as dried boogers go, if you're looking to "fix" them then you're also "missing out on a burgeoning 'can't miss' market of secondary booger sales"

the #1 sign that fungus is taking over your body is that you've noticed that Second Lieutenant Mushroom Man is really crabby lately

https://i.imgur.com/SAF0S4j.png

https://i.imgur.com/gZkxKIT.png

https://i.imgur.com/lOVEzsw.png

really thought this was for A+ ranting on BBB, for a second was very interested in checking that out

https://i.imgur.com/r3AB3Eg.png

is she doing osamathumbsup.jpg

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/nIQAAOSw7iNfAzqk/s-l1600.jpg

that death stranding lyfe

https://i.imgur.com/rPvGI2P.png

I dunno, I'm seeing lots of sugar in this ad.

haha

that last panel would fit on the 'up your arse' thread as well

https://i.ibb.co/qgtpzC5/Clipboard01.jpg

"Hang on, let me put this wearable device on" would, imho, constitute an awkward interruption.

https://mobileimages.lowes.com/productimages/c14372b9-d19f-4b4c-93ab-8174c598348e/62998348.jpg

Yes, of course the reasons stated on the bottle are why I'm buying a gallon of delicious coyote urine