the snorg girl looks crazy

getting conflicting messages

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/1601050/6/stock-photo-1601050-young-adult-woman.jpg

http://i.istockimg.com/file_thumbview_approve/1546603/6/stock-photo-1546603-peace.jpg

I've been called a Yankee because I'm from north of Little Rock.

i'd claim you

snorg girl, not sure, she look crazy

lagoon took this photo in nepal a few years ago

http://i.imgur.com/Hqfeguu.jpg

why is my first reaction when i see "missouri" to think "oh i bet she has lots of bad ideas"

Same reason why Minnesotans think the same thing about Iowa and Missourians think the same thing about Arkansas.

And we all think it about Louisiana.

― pplains, Monday, August 10, 2015 3:58 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there's a great essay in an old baffler about how the mississippi river makes people stupid, rolling along, getting dumber and dirtier and more thieving and violent as it goes

My theory is that it's because all the Cajuns are drinking everyone else's pee.

xp- And it's the only sign that makes any sense!

I like Louisiana more than the Ozarks but that's probably bias due to personal experience

Ozarks have more ticks, but fewer alligators.

Anyway. Speaking of gators and getting back on topic, I've got bad news for some of you fellas.

http://i.imgur.com/EroSny4.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WwYzGcv.jpg

omg @ pic #2

omg does the schef know???

I wonder if I've ever been as happy as snorg girl appears to be

Well, you could always huff more freon.

the snorg girl looks happy

Congratulations mr and mrs snorg girl

All you ever wanted to know about "Parked Domain Girl."

http://www.quora.com/Whats-the-story-behind-The-Most-Infamous-Girl-in-the-History-of-the-Internet-a-k-a-Parked-Domain-Girl

I hardly think she is "the most infamous girl in the history of the internet" come on now

No, I'm not going to doxx Tub Girl, but thanks for the suggestion.

http://benaqua.org/post/10534896269

http://s12.postimg.org/pfzkvo72l/IMG_0437.jpg

I keep wanting to ask my coworker if that is his sister-in-law in the trump pic

http://i.imgur.com/iVaD9Gu.png

awesome

worthy of a deepdream revive imo

omg

wut

http://www.tshirthell.com/truthor.htm

I would give long odds that Truthor is not the Snorg Girl, however crazy they both might be.

good old snorg girl

how is the snorg girl doing

is there any snorg girl news

This girl was really cute. I remember her on banner ads on websites when I was in high school. Don’t want to read the thread but have a vage memory of ilx investigating her in a Loftus kind of way. Not sure I support it.

she is somewhere good, forever wearing a t-shirt and laughing or screaming at something perpetually out of our view

Had a boy. Named it Bob.

Some funny pix of him doing the snorg face, but I think it might be time to let Snorg Girl go, let her go snorg on her own.

pal this is not your first day here

I reversed-image searched those wedding pix, and we're the only ones on the internet who has them.

What if Snorg Girl starts stalking me? Then what?

fair's fair

She gave birth to The Chive.

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/one-sketchy-photo-shoot-landed-this-womans-face-on-ever-1825216879

https://tpc.googlesyndication.com/daca_images/simgad/13492724772986564059

^I think Herman's Hermits are playing at a nearby Indian casino this week, too. They may not all be the original members, tho.

Taken as a whole, Indian Reservation gambling produces more revenue than Atlantic City and Las Vegas combined

The best part about that deadspin article was the rabbit hole that led me to this piece

http://thenervousbreakdown.com/jdelsignore/2014/02/is-standing-a-crime/

Thx. This part was good:

In those days the turnstiles still accepted tokens, and you could sometimes glimpse the now-lost art of “token sucking.” To pull off the scam, a particularly desperate grifter clogs a turnstile token slot with debris and waits. Soon an unsuspecting mark drops in his token and painfully slams his thighs into a mysteriously unyielding turnstile. The token has not gone through, but is seemingly impossible to retrieve! After some general cursing and banging about, the victim gives up, plunks another token into a functioning turnstile, and moves on with his life. Here our villain swoops back into frame and, lowering his lips to the little token slit, sucks out the precious prize straight into his mouth. He spits it back out into his hand with a piratical grin, and then the token, dried off and rehabilitated, is ready for resale at a slight discount. The decidedly unromantic MetroCard put an end to all that.

And there's more good stuff than just that.

Getting snorg vibes from Mahogany Lox, star of the MasterCard ad on Twitter that has been shitting up my feed for the last couple of weeks

Glad I'm not the only one haunted by her, she's taken over my IG feed with promoted posts too. She seems inescapable.

Of course the latter might be my fault because I made the terrible decision to google who tf she was after she got plastered all over Twitter.

If you google her she kills you in your dreams, I heard.

Or at least chase you through and endless hallway, mugging all the way.

"Mahogany Lox" has to be a Pynchon character.

hahaha

snorg vibes despite only half a head being visible

https://i.ibb.co/RcSZP8K/snorg-vibes.jpg

the snorg girl tattooed "hakuna matata" on her foot, got married, had kids, went normcore
https://www.instagram.com/alicekipling