Got back from vacation to discover that I was still logged in on my work computer. Oh well.
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― how's life, Monday, 10 August 2015 18:12 (eight years ago) link
Well.
― carl agatha, Monday, 10 August 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link
wait so does that mean that if you are a woman you are a fake bitch or what
― Nhex, Monday, 10 August 2015 18:18 (eight years ago) link
it might be an ad for Fake Bitches and that's the tagline
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 August 2015 18:58 (eight years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/fakebiitch?pnref=story
― how's life, Monday, 10 August 2015 19:06 (eight years ago) link
Goldmine
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― carl agatha, Monday, 10 August 2015 19:07 (eight years ago) link
I am lighting (?)
― Vic Perry, Monday, 10 August 2015 19:28 (eight years ago) link
yknow some nice recessed track lighting
― j., Monday, 10 August 2015 19:47 (eight years ago) link
venomous fanged high-heeled track lighting
(btw Target has a good sale on this)
― Vic Perry, Monday, 10 August 2015 20:05 (eight years ago) link
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― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Thursday, 13 August 2015 17:37 (eight years ago) link
My understanding is that it wasn't EPA employees, but private sector employees working under a government contract who were doing the work that led to the spill.
― Aimless, Thursday, 13 August 2015 17:50 (eight years ago) link
You mean like Blackwater or something?
― how's life, Thursday, 13 August 2015 17:54 (eight years ago) link
Yeah, except they had no guns or armored vehicles, which takes all the fun out of being a government contractor.
― Aimless, Thursday, 13 August 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link
The government made a horrible mess due to a horrible mistake made while trying to clean up a horrible mess made by industry - which of course means that the government causes All the Problems, and industry is blameless. Right?
― persona non gratin (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 13 August 2015 18:01 (eight years ago) link
this is just uninspired
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― nose, Thursday, 13 August 2015 20:07 (eight years ago) link
"COLORODO"
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Thursday, 13 August 2015 20:14 (eight years ago) link
"you liberals"
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 August 2015 21:06 (eight years ago) link
what no lizard people
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 13 August 2015 21:15 (eight years ago) link
lizard people = Israel obv
― the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 13 August 2015 23:14 (eight years ago) link
is pretty hot and dry in middle east tbf
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 14 August 2015 07:14 (eight years ago) link
Wait, does this person think EBOLA is an acronym?
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 14 August 2015 07:15 (eight years ago) link
Everybody Look Out for Africans (EBOLA)
― persona non gratin (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 14 August 2015 12:49 (eight years ago) link
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so much complaining about complainingwill it ever endno it will not
― La Lechera, Friday, 14 August 2015 16:51 (eight years ago) link
Are you complaining about the complaining about complaining?
― carl agatha, Friday, 14 August 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link
i am
― La Lechera, Friday, 14 August 2015 17:08 (eight years ago) link
"take it or leave it" is just one choice surely?
― feargal czukay (NickB), Friday, 14 August 2015 17:12 (eight years ago) link
one choice, two options
― feargal czukay (NickB), Friday, 14 August 2015 17:13 (eight years ago) link
what is the phenomenon that this is railing against? do parents today give their kids menus?
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 14 August 2015 17:18 (eight years ago) link
honestly i would be hurt and embarrassed if i were a kid and i found out that my mom was posting stuff like that about my eating habits
― La Lechera, Friday, 14 August 2015 17:23 (eight years ago) link
i think it is railing against picky eaters?
― La Lechera, Friday, 14 August 2015 17:24 (eight years ago) link
More consumer showmanship
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 14 August 2015 17:25 (eight years ago) link
i find the self-congratulatory nature of so many of these memes so massively noxious. like, the only sensible response to any of them is "fuck the fuck off you conceited asshole".
― Credit: howtokeepapositiveattitudedotcom (stevie), Friday, 14 August 2015 17:33 (eight years ago) link
more just "life is hard and i am tough" in a way that deflects the sentiment onto some imaginary person/phenomenon so the poster doesn't have to appear vulnerable.
― e-bouquet (mattresslessness), Friday, 14 August 2015 17:37 (eight years ago) link
it's very childish, ironically
― La Lechera, Friday, August 14, 2015 1:24 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
gotta be against straw permissive molly-coddling parents
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Friday, 14 August 2015 17:46 (eight years ago) link
Yea that's how I took it too
― marcos, Friday, 14 August 2015 17:51 (eight years ago) link
where's the Minion on that one
― frogbs, Friday, 14 August 2015 17:59 (eight years ago) link
filet minion
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Friday, 14 August 2015 18:00 (eight years ago) link
idk how it's meant honestly, only that it seems unusually sour and mean for everyone involvedlike hearing someone bitch mercilessly about a person who is sweet and intends no harm
― La Lechera, Friday, 14 August 2015 18:04 (eight years ago) link
"Oh, you don't want to try the brussel sprouts, little Timmy? How about a cheese sandwich so you don't go to bed hungry.""YOU'RE RAISING A WELFARE STATE LIBERAL SISSY! LOOK AT ME, I TURNED OUT ALRIGHT!"
― how's life, Friday, 14 August 2015 18:09 (eight years ago) link
that is how lots of armchair parents appear to approach their armchair parenting tbf
― the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 August 2015 18:40 (eight years ago) link
i'm a cahnt, my dad's a cahnt, is dad wuz a cahnt, and we all et broken glass every meal and we turned out just fine
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 14 August 2015 19:07 (eight years ago) link
I have to say looks better than most of what I was served as a kid, I'd be happy to choke down a few green beans for that spread.
― nickn, Friday, 14 August 2015 21:21 (eight years ago) link
that's a corny meme but as a parent who has tried things otherwise I 100% endorse its contents
― five six and (man alive), Saturday, 15 August 2015 02:11 (eight years ago) link
corny macro I mean
Trying to make separate food that the kid "likes" is a hole with no bottom
I mean, you know, to a point. We do try to some extent to eat things that K likes to begin with. Just gave up on having multiple options or making separate food.
― five six and (man alive), Saturday, 15 August 2015 02:12 (eight years ago) link
I can't help but think there is some middle ground between never offering your child anything but the foods they like best, whether it is as a wholly separate meal made just for them or everyone at the table eating nothing but 100% kid-approved food, and telling your child "I don't care what you like; eat whatever I put on your plate or else go fuck yourself".
― Aimless, Saturday, 15 August 2015 03:19 (eight years ago) link
In our house that's called "yogurt and blueberries for dinner" but ymmv.
― carl agatha, Saturday, 15 August 2015 03:38 (eight years ago) link
thank fucking christ for yogurt
― marcos, Saturday, 15 August 2015 03:39 (eight years ago) link