why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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it's a dick move

La Lechera, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 21:20 (eight years ago) link

i'm kind of annoyed that John Oliver has legitimized the "what do you know, you couldn't even tell what country we were highlighting" schtick

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:17 (eight years ago) link

Wow. So we should all throw away our maps, is that what you are saying?

Vic Perry, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:25 (eight years ago) link

exactly

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:27 (eight years ago) link

[I probably better say I'm kidding because stranger things have happened on this site]

Vic Perry, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:27 (eight years ago) link

don't you backtrack with me you chickenshit idiot, i will have you banned

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:28 (eight years ago) link

If you were really a man you would have me burned.

But let's move on from making fun of Geography scolds, let's cut to the God scolds. I am inclined to Austin Cline. He has unspecified B.A. and M.A. degrees, has lectured on "science" and has educated people on the Internet for 15 years.

http://atheism.about.com/bio/Austin-Cline-5577.htm

Vic Perry, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:31 (eight years ago) link

man elizabeth warren's crushing joke about the 1890s or 1950s just gets more and more amazing i can't believe anyone would still defend defunding baby-killing after that

j., Thursday, 6 August 2015 17:13 (eight years ago) link

mommy??!??

j., Friday, 7 August 2015 14:35 (eight years ago) link

If you can't point out Zimbawe on a map, you shouldn't be too upset when they lose a lion.

If you can't point out Treblinka on a map...

Aimless, Friday, 7 August 2015 16:50 (eight years ago) link

lol I was just gonna post something along the same lines

five six and (man alive), Friday, 7 August 2015 17:12 (eight years ago) link

Actually, pedantry is often funny and fun to deploy, actually

Like 90% of this thread is smugly pointing something out

killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Friday, 7 August 2015 17:21 (eight years ago) link

Grammar pricks are still shit tho ftmp

killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Friday, 7 August 2015 17:22 (eight years ago) link

sorry I misquoted vg there

killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Friday, 7 August 2015 17:23 (eight years ago) link

<3

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 August 2015 17:42 (eight years ago) link

"Smugly"is in the eye of the beholder, like nagging

La Lechera, Friday, 7 August 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link

If you can't point out Treblinka on a map...

― Aimless, Friday, August 7, 2015 4:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol I was just gonna post something along the same lines

― five six and (man alive), Friday, August 7, 2015 5:12 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It doesn't really work.

tsrobodo, Friday, 7 August 2015 18:16 (eight years ago) link

I can't point you out on a map, therefore I don't care.

Aimless, Friday, 7 August 2015 18:24 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, does work that way African animals >>> African people.

tsrobodo, Friday, 7 August 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/yy0uMAI.jpg

balls, Saturday, 8 August 2015 02:58 (eight years ago) link

I dunno that's a pretty weird looking kid if you ask me.

9 days from now a.k.a next weekend. (dog latin), Saturday, 8 August 2015 10:13 (eight years ago) link

why is it wearing a nappy over its dungarees

pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Saturday, 8 August 2015 10:33 (eight years ago) link

Because it was made in a unique way and you are part of the problem

tsrobodo, Saturday, 8 August 2015 10:39 (eight years ago) link

ugh

http://41.media.tumblr.com/7ccb2e5af1a162cc872345ac174a5db1/tumblr_nsn17jYyB01qgcoueo1_500.jpg

basically people who don't understand how literally anything works have a lot to say about facebook

killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Saturday, 8 August 2015 11:48 (eight years ago) link

(not subposting that other thread (lol ok I am a bit) this just came up in my feed)

killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Saturday, 8 August 2015 11:49 (eight years ago) link

Facebook radge, eerily similar to getting annoyed about toothbrushes or public transport

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 August 2015 12:06 (eight years ago) link

: D

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CL_s1PaUYAAl58p.png

j., Sunday, 9 August 2015 22:16 (eight years ago) link

no way :D

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 August 2015 22:38 (eight years ago) link

v good

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 9 August 2015 23:05 (eight years ago) link

I've reached a really happy place where I've forgotten my fb password and I can't find the will to figure out how to get back in.

how's life, Monday, 10 August 2015 00:06 (eight years ago) link

bette gut

Nhex, Monday, 10 August 2015 04:17 (eight years ago) link

Facebook Password Recovery Forum - Lost Facebook password!

kinder, Monday, 10 August 2015 13:13 (eight years ago) link

Got back from vacation to discover that I was still logged in on my work computer. Oh well.

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11781899_680146838782369_8592845109861655321_n.jpg?oh=69e9dc9b58621ff616544d0fcd1b52bd&oe=5650EA80

how's life, Monday, 10 August 2015 18:12 (eight years ago) link

Well.

carl agatha, Monday, 10 August 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link

wait so does that mean that if you are a woman you are a fake bitch or what

Nhex, Monday, 10 August 2015 18:18 (eight years ago) link

it might be an ad for Fake Bitches and that's the tagline

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 August 2015 18:58 (eight years ago) link

https://www.facebook.com/fakebiitch?pnref=story

how's life, Monday, 10 August 2015 19:06 (eight years ago) link

I am lighting (?)

Vic Perry, Monday, 10 August 2015 19:28 (eight years ago) link

yknow some nice recessed track lighting

j., Monday, 10 August 2015 19:47 (eight years ago) link

venomous fanged high-heeled track lighting

(btw Target has a good sale on this)

Vic Perry, Monday, 10 August 2015 20:05 (eight years ago) link

My understanding is that it wasn't EPA employees, but private sector employees working under a government contract who were doing the work that led to the spill.

Aimless, Thursday, 13 August 2015 17:50 (eight years ago) link

You mean like Blackwater or something?

how's life, Thursday, 13 August 2015 17:54 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, except they had no guns or armored vehicles, which takes all the fun out of being a government contractor.

Aimless, Thursday, 13 August 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link


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