Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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OooooooooOOOOOOooooooohhhhhh, munchies.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link

One down one to go
Another town and one more show

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

R.I.M.A.:

ihttp://www.tacowednesday.com/img/thekids/alex02_big.jpg

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Something that isn't funny:
"Oooooaaaaaoooh...you feel almost as good as your sister..."

(you can also, for added evil, replace the word 'sister' with 'mom')

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 27 August 2004 11:10 (nineteen years ago) link

"I approve this ejaculate"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 11:11 (nineteen years ago) link

"Time to take the skinboat to brown town!"

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 27 August 2004 11:12 (nineteen years ago) link

HONOUR THE JISM!!!!!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 11:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Has anyone ever screamed out "Im gonna bust a nut" when lofting one? I think that would be funny. Maybe I'll ask Bobby Brown.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 27 August 2004 11:17 (nineteen years ago) link

CAMERAS READY PREPARE TO FLASH

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 11:18 (nineteen years ago) link

"It's not finished . . . . . . . it's finished."

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 27 August 2004 11:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I miss you (I miss you)
I miss you
There`s no other way to say it
And I, and I can deny it
I miss you (I miss you)
It`s so easy to see
I miss you and me

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 12:32 (nineteen years ago) link

i get knocked down, but i get up again
you're never gonna keep me down

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 27 August 2004 15:52 (nineteen years ago) link

"CHUMBAWUUUUUMMMMMMMMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

― oops (Oops), Friday, 27 August 2004 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link

CUM ON ME SPIN SPIN SUGAR

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 15:57 (nineteen years ago) link

"im gonna SHIT!"

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 27 August 2004 15:59 (nineteen years ago) link

"HAHA DAN PERRY WOULD KNOW WHAT TO SAY NOW!!!"

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Fellas! (What?)
Fellas! (What?)
I'm ready! (I'm ready!)
I think I'm gonna....

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:01 (nineteen years ago) link

"You're so full of tolerance!"

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:01 (nineteen years ago) link

noise dude variations:

"I don't even know who you are!"

and

"You are a treat!"

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:02 (nineteen years ago) link

"ROFFLE"

― oops (Oops), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link

"you're banned!"

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Pretty Mary Sunshine
She's alright with me

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link

"I am a werewolf"

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:06 (nineteen years ago) link

YAHTZEE!!!

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 27 August 2004 16:08 (nineteen years ago) link

"I C on your Ts!"

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 27 August 2004 17:25 (nineteen years ago) link

NUTTIN HONEY

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 17:32 (nineteen years ago) link

"Made to make your mouth water!!"

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 27 August 2004 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.

― n.a. (Nick A.), Friday, 27 August 2004 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

DRESS YOU UP WITH MY LOVE
ALL OVER YOUR BODY

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link

gabba gabba hey!

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 27 August 2004 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link

HERE COME THE DRUMS

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I spy with my little eye something beginning with an.... "O"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 August 2004 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

AUTOBOTS TRANSFOOOOOORM!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 27 August 2004 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

"By the hammer of THOR"

― adam. (nordicskilla), Friday, 27 August 2004 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link

"Yowzers!"

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link

CalifornYAAAAAA

― Nellie (nellskies), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 01:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Fight the power!

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 06:08 (nineteen years ago) link

"AaronHz!"

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 06:15 (nineteen years ago) link

(*Elephant Trumpeting Noise*)

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 16:26 (nineteen years ago) link

":yelps chemical formula for mountain due:"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

How Ya Like Me Now?

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:14 (nineteen years ago) link

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M BAAAAAAD!!!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:16 (nineteen years ago) link

http://i.dslr.net/pics/dimaging/image4897.jpg

― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 18:19 (nineteen years ago) link

"HE IS FUCKING TEH CAKE!"

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:00 (nineteen years ago) link

*Michael Jackson style falsetto screams "HOO! HOO!", repeating on each thrust*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 19:05 (nineteen years ago) link

"welcome to the OC, bitch!"

― amateur!!st, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:23 (nineteen years ago) link

NB only suitable if you're ned raggett.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link

sh'moan!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 21:16 (nineteen years ago) link

"Seminal sphincter contraction in 3... 2... 1... ENGAGE!"

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 21:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Um...I just pooped.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link

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