why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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For some reason I thought this was one of those things where you have to read every first letter of the line, and I spent a bit of time wondering what TAT B TESS A I B TO I IT CM I AT means. Olde English, I guess.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 23:02 (eight years ago) link

not sure where this belongs https://storify.com/champioz/commandeering-a-confederate-pride-group

weird twitter thread maybe?

anyway "i saw you buying a northern flag" is just killing me

where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Thursday, 30 July 2015 01:57 (eight years ago) link

holy shit that made me LOL for real

carl agatha, Thursday, 30 July 2015 03:07 (eight years ago) link

yeah that was weird twitter guys. @virgiltexas was the first to get admin access and then he started adding admit rights to a bunch of wt ppl

(extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Thursday, 30 July 2015 03:42 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLG5TZrUMAADFMw.png

totally lost it at "The BRITISH flag?????"

Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 30 July 2015 12:19 (eight years ago) link

i dreamed about the denis leary / isis thing last night.

where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Thursday, 30 July 2015 14:44 (eight years ago) link

https://i.embed.ly/1/display/resize?key=1e6a1a1efdb011df84894040444cdc60&url=http%3A%2F%2Fpbs.twimg.com%2Fmedia%2FCLHiOomUcAAtk_D.jpg

"comment if you like gay marriage"...fukkin lol

frogbs, Thursday, 30 July 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link

that whole storify made my morning, thank u

gr8080, Thursday, 30 July 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link

I started losing it at "DALE EARNHARDT DESERVED TO DIE" and completely lost my shit at "The Internet's Good Boy."

carl agatha, Thursday, 30 July 2015 16:02 (eight years ago) link

general sherman: a wonderful general

Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 30 July 2015 21:29 (eight years ago) link

a fantastic tree

balls, Thursday, 30 July 2015 21:58 (eight years ago) link

I listened to the phone calls from the confederate trolling. The guy who insists he has no "northern flags" on his pickup is surprisingly polite, but I appreciate him saying he has never left the state of Texas.

Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 30 July 2015 22:56 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/kUpYQlq.jpg

gr8080, Friday, 31 July 2015 19:57 (eight years ago) link

not sure where this belongs https://storify.com/champioz/commandeering-a-confederate-pride-group🔗

weird twitter thread maybe?

anyway "i saw you buying a northern flag" is just killing me

not sure where this belongs https://storify.com/champioz/commandeering-a-confederate-pride-group🔗

weird twitter thread maybe?

anyway "i saw you buying a northern flag" is just killing me

UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Saturday, 1 August 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link

not sure where this belongs https://storify.com/champioz/commandeering-a-confederate-pride-group🔗

weird twitter thread maybe?

anyway "i saw you buying a northern flag" is just killing me

j j j.

UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Saturday, 1 August 2015 15:57 (eight years ago) link

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/52/5f/75/525f7577c1a37faec1f00a9a5a8b992b.jpg

the "real friends end up in jail with you" meme is always posted by people who would never end up in jail and don't actually do anything fun i guess that's the point god life is sad

qualx, Sunday, 2 August 2015 02:47 (eight years ago) link

You can't ring people in jail, can you?

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Sunday, 2 August 2015 12:33 (eight years ago) link

Glad I don't ever pass through Clapham South station:

http://i62.tinypic.com/30b2p8x.jpg

MaresNest, Sunday, 2 August 2015 17:39 (eight years ago) link

urge to add 'ce' after that wd be irresistible probly best i'm far away from thers

2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 2 August 2015 17:47 (eight years ago) link

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the "real friends end up in jail with you" meme is always posted by people who would never end up in jail and don't actually do anything fun i guess that's the point god life is sad

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the "real friends end up in jail with you" meme is always posted by people who would never end up in jail and don't actually do anything fun i guess that's the point god life is sad

UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Monday, 3 August 2015 02:07 (eight years ago) link

http://i62.tinypic.com/30b2p8x.jpg

― MaresNest, Sunday, August 2, 2015 1:39 PM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

actually in turkish smiling means "to hang a prisoner of war"

qualx, Monday, 3 August 2015 03:49 (eight years ago) link

o god i have to pay my rent

surm, Monday, 3 August 2015 03:53 (eight years ago) link

Wow, so in England they have American-style church signs handwritten in the subways?

Vic Perry, Monday, 3 August 2015 05:33 (eight years ago) link

Not necessarily. There's a station in North London clearly harbouring a Doctor Who fan amongst the staff.

http://i2.cdnds.net/14/32/618x824/doctorwhotube.jpg

slideshow bob (suzy), Monday, 3 August 2015 05:43 (eight years ago) link

http://i2.cdnds.net/14/32/618x824/doctorwhotube.jpg

slideshow bob (suzy), Monday, 3 August 2015 05:43 (eight years ago) link

messages so depressingly trite that your marker commits suicide halfway through

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 August 2015 06:05 (eight years ago) link

i'd class the ability to regenerate after fatal injuries as a 'superpower'

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 3 August 2015 10:18 (eight years ago) link

p.s. Hartnell was a racist pig

MaresNest, Monday, 3 August 2015 14:28 (eight years ago) link

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-V3BwG-OzToM/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/4C60yfT6_mo/w800-h800/photo.jpg

these are their stories

qualx, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 03:50 (eight years ago) link

Doctor Who shit is getting right up there with "weed cures everything, man" horrible subcultures.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 03:52 (eight years ago) link

this one is maybe a better fir for the innocent smoothies thread, but still hateful

http://www.flickfilosopher.com/wptest/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/yetiwarning.jpg

pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 07:08 (eight years ago) link

that one's fake though, if the artifacts do not deceive me.

2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 07:11 (eight years ago) link

unless its just been multiply compressed

2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 07:13 (eight years ago) link

hmmph, fair enough. I think this one is real, though, so you can see why I might have been taken in:

http://i1.wp.com/www.kasterborous.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/2014/01/Yeti-Underground-Sign.png

pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link

It's in Africa. What do I win.

Vic Perry, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:17 (eight years ago) link

I really thought I knew, but I confused it with Botswana. True story.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:42 (eight years ago) link

Also, what kind of asshole named a lion in Zimbabwe after Cecil Rhodes?

Frederik B, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:43 (eight years ago) link

Grammar scolds vs. Geography scolds: Who is more irritating?

Vic Perry, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link

athiests

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:54 (eight years ago) link

Yeah! Athiests from all those northeastern states like iowa and portland!

Frederik B, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:55 (eight years ago) link

pedants are all horrible but grammar nazis are aggressively rong in ways that most others often aren't

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 21:01 (eight years ago) link

smugly pointing out anything makes you kind of an asshole, esp grammar

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 21:05 (eight years ago) link

VG otm

La Lechera, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 21:07 (eight years ago) link

i think what's asshole-est about it is that most of the time it's used deliberately to ignore somebody's meaning - "what you say has no value cos i don't like the way you typed it"

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 21:13 (eight years ago) link


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