Laser on the center of a car's grille that helps guide you to the centermost spot in a lane.
'Third Life' for your 'Second Life' character.
Viral video of people spitting on babies
― The Once-ler, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 23:01 (eight years ago) link
last of those made me lol tbh
― imago, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 23:04 (eight years ago) link
dead flies = :(spitting on babies = :)
― gr8080, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 23:36 (eight years ago) link
was gonna say!
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 July 2015 05:00 (eight years ago) link
A website called doublespeedgifs.com, where people can upload animated gifs and they're changed to run at double their original speed.
― more side eye than a Picasso (snoball), Friday, 14 August 2015 21:22 (eight years ago) link
http://ezgif.com/speed
http://i.imgur.com/Jfs0xds.gif
― pplains, Monday, 17 August 2015 00:12 (eight years ago) link
A psychological thriller in which an OBGYN is convinced that he or she will be murdered via a tiny baby gun weilded by one of the babies that he or she delivers. Late night nervy office scenes spent checking hazy ultrasound images for the murder weapon. Terrified during every delivery.
― oh, i am a lonlely poster. i live in a box of posts. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 17 August 2015 00:59 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Rj5Z9l6.gifv
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 17 August 2015 01:38 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Rj5Z9l6.gif
"You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half"
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 17 August 2015 01:39 (eight years ago) link
hahaha -- right.. THERE.
― pplains, Monday, 17 August 2015 01:41 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/8ZuR0GB.gif
― pplains, Monday, 17 August 2015 01:45 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/SVCo0B6.gifv
― pplains, Monday, 17 August 2015 02:38 (eight years ago) link
oculus rift software that is just a skeleton following you around everywhere
― welltris (crüt), Monday, 17 August 2015 03:56 (eight years ago) link
a "gary algorithm"
― oh, i am a lonlely poster. i live in a box of posts. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 17 August 2015 04:02 (eight years ago) link
documentary about the decline in popularity of the 80s 2-tone movement called 'The Last Days of Porkpie'
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Monday, 17 August 2015 09:42 (eight years ago) link
http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/2015/06/behind-the-gif-cheetos.gif
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 17 August 2015 13:16 (eight years ago) link
updated cover of "girl you need a change of mind" as sung by a fedora mra to a tumblr sjw
― gr8080, Thursday, 20 August 2015 13:11 (eight years ago) link
^a romantic comedy for these times
― drash, Thursday, 20 August 2015 13:52 (eight years ago) link
series of greeting cards which all have the same picture of Moses reading the ten commandments plus a speech bubble with a different one-word neologism, eg "Mansplaining!", "Clickbait!" and so forth
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 22 August 2015 12:39 (eight years ago) link
A terrible pop-country song based on dated slang called "You gotta quit that YOLO livin'"
― joygoat, Saturday, 22 August 2015 19:34 (eight years ago) link
Fan t-shirts commemorating different years from living history. So like, a t-shirt emblazoned with '1990' and a picture of Gazza and Pavarotti on it.
― yeast mode (dog latin), Monday, 24 August 2015 11:27 (eight years ago) link
similarly, 2013, 2014, 2015 etc t-shirts using the London 2012 font
― koogs, Monday, 24 August 2015 11:30 (eight years ago) link
haha, yeah, just random shitty cultural ephemera from various years that have little to do with each other. just like 'hey i'm a big fan of 2006, check it out'
― yeast mode (dog latin), Monday, 24 August 2015 11:40 (eight years ago) link
Or things that have continued happening or carried over into that year but that weren't from that year. Like a picture of the friends from Friends and a Windows 2000 box on a commemorative 2002 shirt.
― One Wittle Wee-Wee (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 August 2015 12:18 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/RoDK88y.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 24 August 2015 13:38 (eight years ago) link
― yeast mode (dog latin), Monday, August 24, 2015 7:40 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
you could basically just mine high school yearbook supplements (like, those professionally-prepared color packages that would be sold to many high schools, "and here's Dolly the sheep!" etc.)
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 24 August 2015 15:15 (eight years ago) link
app that's like Shazam but for flora or fungi or w/e. so you could take a photo of eg a mushroom you found and the app would tell you if it was safe to eat
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 08:25 (eight years ago) link
nb this is a terrible idea because it would be dangerous if it worked anything less than perfectly
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 08:26 (eight years ago) link
still a good idea. and with GIS and stuff, we're possibly not far off.
― yeast mode (dog latin), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 08:33 (eight years ago) link
This Probably Won't Kill You (That Cover Us Legally, We Believe, To The Best Of Our Knowledge): the app!
― 1994 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 11:36 (eight years ago) link
Woke up last night thinking it would be great and hilarious if every time I drove anywhere I wore a giant fish costume. NB I don't have a car.
― ledge, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 11:41 (eight years ago) link
get one then
― canoon fooder (dog latin), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 11:59 (eight years ago) link
fish costume first.
― ledge, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 12:26 (eight years ago) link
ford carpri
― koogs, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 12:48 (eight years ago) link
No need to get a car, you just need the fish costume for whenever it comes up
― 1994 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 12:52 (eight years ago) link
a site like vine, only the videos are just slightly longer
― five six and (man alive), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 03:31 (eight years ago) link
it's a disruptive idea
― five six and (man alive), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 03:40 (eight years ago) link
Like.... Instagram?
― pplains, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 13:47 (eight years ago) link
Like Vine for Instagrams
― five six and (man alive), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 14:31 (eight years ago) link
A site like Instagram that's just text descriptions of the users' photographs.
― Herbie Mann's Push Push Pops (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 14:36 (eight years ago) link
which reminds me of Ink Polaroids, which googled up this:
http://www.salon.com/1999/05/04/bowlie/
― koogs, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 14:45 (eight years ago) link
a 'bless you' robot
― canoon fooder (dog latin), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 14:57 (eight years ago) link
http://mattrichardson.com/Descriptive-Camera/
― joygoat, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 14:59 (eight years ago) link
a site for screenshots of snapchats of people reacting to vines
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link
embarking on a project where i shoot and edit fan-made-tribute videos for The Necks' entire discography
― gr8080, Sunday, 30 August 2015 22:50 (eight years ago) link
a Homegum Community wherein members make their own smallbatch gum at home even though there's a wide variety of acceptable ready-made options available for purchase at every grocery store and gas station. most homegum will accentuate the glycerin flavor of gum.
― pdf booklet in the cheesecaked factory (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 31 August 2015 20:20 (eight years ago) link
which will invite many terrible Bush puns on the DIY packaging to be sure
― pdf booklet in the cheesecaked factory (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 31 August 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link
Mine will be called Minor League Chew
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 31 August 2015 20:27 (eight years ago) link