WE'RE EXPECTING !!!!!!

That St. Louis one makes me think the Arch is the father every time.

who the fuck would put a clock that low down on the wall?

not the same thing exactly but a family i knew in high school had a stillborn about 10yrs prior; they had photo of the stillborn on a mantelpiece with a permanent light over it

the mom signed christmas birthday cards etc from the family + baby's name "in heaven"

they were the nicest ppl but it weirded me out sooooo much

There's only one way that could've been any worse.

clock?

mantlepiece

I want to do one of these where I'm dressed like a celeb magician a la david blaine, and it's styled as though the due date is the day I'm going to do my fantastic new trick

like "ON 11/7/2015, THE MYSTERY IS REVEALED..." and my hands are dramatically hovering over her belly

You just had your chance and you let it slip away... Guess you're going to have to have three kids.

http://i.imgur.com/Bnn7YPa.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/FvIYRIr.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Okp3soI.jpg

incredible

curious abt the process like did they ask the doctor to inform the custom exploding ball maker or what

dude cmon the parents have a doctor/pa write it on a piece of paper and place it in a sealed envelope and then the parents give it to a trusted friend who makes the arrangements

wow i guess we all know how grady wld handle it now

trusted friend should've had them fill the ball with ash, that would've made for great photos

imagine the mixed feelings that would occur if they forgot to load up the ball with pink/blue smoke, BUT the guy absolutely crushes the pitch and knocks it over a nearby apartment building, the longest homer that anyone had ever even heard of at that field?

lmao

http://www.rattleandmum.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Screen-Shot-2012-09-23-at-2.36.37-PM.png

uh oh. looks like a breech.

artist's conception

tim heidecker looks pleased

http://i.imgur.com/ZJrpYYm.jpg http://i.imgur.com/VV0z2f7.jpg

waht

oh lol pplains I forgot what this thread was and also what you look like

viz., not that guy

trusted friend should've had them fill the ball with ash, that would've made for great photos

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, December 3, 2015 2:40 PM (3 months ago)

then as he hits the ash ball friend should yell GENDER IS A CONSTRUCT then run away

Who leaves the seat down when vomiting?

good lord https://twitter.com/anamardoll/status/728591694581530625

Thank you for your vigilance, polyphonic.

http://i.imgur.com/533wvOP.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JXaNRcp.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/nVbHjjL.jpg http://i.imgur.com/kiBI51n.jpg

blue chlorine gas, hopefully

then they glance up and recoil in horror at the giant mutant baby with a gunshot wound that emerges from the cloud

I was hoping for Prince he'd be reincarnated somewhere else.

chivers y/n

why does the man get to do the shooting

cause he did the shooting a few months ago

amirite

WHOAAAAAÄÁÂÆÆÃÅĀ

cheers all around

http://67.media.tumblr.com/9fea0e23116cdea3ae85418307243c83/tumblr_o80rtbY3FJ1utw2woo1_500.jpg

my face as i scroll through this thread

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/7f/bb/4d/7fbb4d492c7d87a7fe564dda52451203.jpg

Stevie D started this on the GETTING MARRIED thread.

http://youarenotaphotographer.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/IMG_20160305_132616.jpg

I'm never going to eat spaghetti sauce again.

http://i.imgur.com/3M0XOOz.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/8osXCfW.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/vhjl4oV.jpg

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http://i.imgur.com/a5TQL4k.jpg

Well, praying and fucking. Couldn't fit all that on the chalkboard though.

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Glad to see these shirts making a comeback going out of style after 9/11.

http://i.imgur.com/Kjr7XQ0.jpg

These shirts also due since going out of style in 1000000000 B.C.

http://i.imgur.com/NEpLZN7.jpg

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And I thought white people numbers were supposed to be going down.

http://i.imgur.com/UAPmSIO.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/3BSdW2Y.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/NoZ0n0E.jpg

But I guess not.

But I guess not.

http://i.imgur.com/i9mzJhl.jpg

we got a ziti in the oven #prego

that last one is good!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Coy0x6KVMAA9UNv.jpg

More like 'we're aborting!!' :'-/

I mean, dude wearing a baseball glove instead would still get the point across. No one's going, ok, so who's this guy in the photo, what's his role in all this?

whoa yeah that is some ill-advised imagery

should have Griffey Jr. swing the bat for a true "hall of fame induction"

http://67.media.tumblr.com/b8609a594da258e90f7ce0df952876ac/tumblr_odgk8jjLjn1utw2woo1_1280.jpg

intense

First time I saw the video, I thought the pilot was doing a fancy trick.

... by making his wing fold back on to the — Look, I didn't say I was paying that much attention to it.

"if the left wing falls off, it's a girl..."

I feel like I know it's a "her", but sometimes my wings bend back

https://www.yahoo.com/news/couple-whose-gender-reveal-party-231646082.html