the recipes seemed fuckin delicious compared to the description of the actual food...and jizz...and maggots
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 03:22 (eight years ago) link
hate you forks
― Nhex, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 03:48 (eight years ago) link
Goddamn it. I fucking hate the prison system. I hate the idiot mentality that assumes prisoners deserve whatever happens to them, from nutriloaf to prison rape. Stupid fucking country.
― that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 04:22 (eight years ago) link
we're fully back on some 19th century penal system shit now with this
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 04:42 (eight years ago) link
^^^
For profit prisons/prison services need to be nuked from space. In a capitalist system you should never put a profit motive on suffering because people will suffer and suffer terribly.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 13:09 (eight years ago) link
Does this go here? http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/jul/15/kitchen-gadgets-review-egg-master-horrifying-unholy-affair
― Je55e, Thursday, 16 July 2015 15:00 (eight years ago) link
well i do like the sound of the url!!!
― j., Thursday, 16 July 2015 15:02 (eight years ago) link
that is revolting but probably belongs more in an infomercial-gadget thread tbh. but I clicked, and watched the video, and.... christ. amazing that got through any amount of market testing, it is soooooo gross and hideous.
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 16 July 2015 15:24 (eight years ago) link
terrifying
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 16 July 2015 15:46 (eight years ago) link
Local hero does horrible things with the Rollie - http://www.thepizzle.net/the-rollie-eggmaster-is-the-best-dumbest-cooking-device-ever-invented/
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:34 (eight years ago) link
cracked two eggs into it (which made a strange farting noise as they went down, which was encouraging)
lol
― j., Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:36 (eight years ago) link
"I couldn’t even make an egg penis properly with this beautiful piece of shit."
― nickn, Thursday, 16 July 2015 17:48 (eight years ago) link
horrifying
the video is nightmarish
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 July 2015 18:40 (eight years ago) link
Pretty sure that's how they fed the clones in the Matrix
― that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 16 July 2015 19:17 (eight years ago) link
Stevie D: This looks like something I would have sold at my last job.
Shared with permission.
― Je55e, Thursday, 16 July 2015 22:17 (eight years ago) link
VG OTM too: When fleshlights become sentient, this is what will happen
Shared without permission.
― Je55e, Thursday, 16 July 2015 22:18 (eight years ago) link
<3
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 July 2015 22:26 (eight years ago) link
New $1 menu suggestion: several thousand dollars in a chicken boxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEINTP-5Nk8
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 18:02 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/6I9lfMB.jpg
― 龜, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 12:18 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/3zuMS5y.jpg
― 龜, Sunday, 16 August 2015 17:27 (eight years ago) link
So much going on there.
― Jeff, Sunday, 16 August 2015 17:29 (eight years ago) link
and literally so many ilx threads of different topics it could belong on
― Credit: howtokeepapositiveattitudedotcom (stevie), Monday, 17 August 2015 08:26 (eight years ago) link
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/26/business/media/burger-king-to-mcdonalds-lets-make-a-mcwhopper.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=0
with no innovations left to try, they've turned to making a sham of dr. king's dream
― j., Wednesday, 26 August 2015 13:57 (eight years ago) link
Can't wait for Hardee's and Carl's Jr to announce a similar event.
― pplains, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 16:07 (eight years ago) link
mcdonalds has DECLINED THE OLIVE BRANCH
― j., Wednesday, 26 August 2015 16:40 (eight years ago) link
"We love the intention but think our two brands could do something bigger to make a difference," he said. "We commit to raise awareness worldwide, perhaps you'll join us in a meaningful global effort?"
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 22:11 (eight years ago) link
https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7gy2kCiQu1qfccvpo1_500.gif
― slam dunk, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 23:12 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/4v2eBN6.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 27 August 2015 12:18 (eight years ago) link
http://www.letsgoresto.com/livraison-domicile-paris/wp-content/uploads/MCWRAP™-CHÈVRE.png
Spécialité panée à base de fromage de chèvre et oignons préparés et frits, sauce saveur chèvre, salade et tomate, le tout dans une galette de blé.
those are nuggets of fried chèvre! might be worth a try.
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 27 August 2015 15:50 (eight years ago) link
yes i would eat this product(s)
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 27 August 2015 16:06 (eight years ago) link
McDonald's have an "Irish" burger now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1xkm-mzlm4
kinda want to try it tbh
― Number None, Sunday, 30 August 2015 12:06 (eight years ago) link
what a horrible ad - i hope everyone involved feels bad about themselves in a serious way
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Sunday, 30 August 2015 12:15 (eight years ago) link
you're probably don't get too much exposure to Lovin Dublin and Niall Harbison's antics but yeah, they're basically pure evil
― Number None, Sunday, 30 August 2015 12:18 (eight years ago) link
ah i do actually, he is a figure of hatred among some friends in a whatsapp group i'm in. is this connected to that?
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Sunday, 30 August 2015 12:24 (eight years ago) link
Lovein Dublin organized the event depicted in the ad, only to blow their acolytes minds with the revelation that the gourment burgers they've been slavering over are from McDonald's
― Number None, Sunday, 30 August 2015 12:28 (eight years ago) link
oh god. i like their "top 10 places to eat chicken wings in dublin" and it's like "the 10 places that sell chicken wings in dublin" like "oh thanks for telling me about elephant and castle"
is dublin really big enough to need an irritating "in the know" foodie website?
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Sunday, 30 August 2015 12:36 (eight years ago) link
well they certainly work very hard to maintain that illusion
Here at Lovin Dublin we love good food. We also love Dublin. Although a lofty one, our mission is to make Dublin a better city and help Dubliners find the really good stuff that surrounds them on a daily basis.The team here believes that Dublin is up there with Berlin, Melbourne and New York as one of the greatest cities in the world.
The team here believes that Dublin is up there with Berlin, Melbourne and New York as one of the greatest cities in the world.
there's a real snake eating its tail vibe to the whole thing, in that they have to continually hype the idea of Dublin being this cutting edge metropolis in order to justify their own existence. I can't imagine there's a massive audience for the articles they shit out every day but I think the "brand synergy" shit like the McD's ad is how they keep the money coming in. I genuinely don't know anyone who doesn't think they're a joke but I suppose I'm fairly far from the intended audience
― Number None, Sunday, 30 August 2015 12:51 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTIlmiiWbho
― Three Word Username, Sunday, 30 August 2015 12:52 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwd7Jw-UI10
― Three Word Username, Sunday, 30 August 2015 12:55 (eight years ago) link
is there corn...in the burger? That's unfortunate
― Number None, Sunday, 30 August 2015 12:58 (eight years ago) link
Putting corn in the burger makes it chili for most native German speakers. I'm just reporting.
― Three Word Username, Sunday, 30 August 2015 13:03 (eight years ago) link
The whole "you'd never believe it's McDonald's!" approach (also seen in a chicken sandwich ad recently with gourmet food trucks blowing people's minds: you've been eating McDonald's!) seems ill thought out; in the end, what you remember is that people in the ads are unable to believe that McDonald's served good food. I imagine them cutting away right before the person spits out a half-chewed mouthful of what they just realized is fried pink slime chickenstuff and not the simple free-range delicacy they had been led to expect.
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 30 August 2015 16:30 (eight years ago) link
Yeah, people can't believe good food is from McDonalds, but they have no problem believing that McDonalds would lie and deceive them with the contents of their burger...
― Frederik B, Sunday, 30 August 2015 16:41 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ebaDaSx.gif
― pplains, Sunday, 30 August 2015 16:53 (eight years ago) link
We've been eating Gamera?!
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 30 August 2015 17:37 (eight years ago) link
ppl in McDonald's ad clearly yanks judging by accents
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Sunday, 30 August 2015 19:34 (eight years ago) link
http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj107/ChoklitReign/Siren.gifhttp://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/02/business/mcdonalds-all-day-breakfast-set-to-start-on-oct-6.htmlhttp://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj107/ChoklitReign/Siren.gif
― brimstead, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 03:33 (eight years ago) link
BOUT TIME!
― Nhex, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 03:55 (eight years ago) link
http://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/way-outside-bun-taco-bell-rolls-out-crispy-chicken-taco-n420511
http://i.imgur.com/Rd0tMfM.jpg
― 龜, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 23:00 (eight years ago) link
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, August 30, 2015 11:30 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is a very good insight. It's sort of the "UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT" of ad campaigns.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:33 (eight years ago) link