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Oops, add a closing div tag to that.

:wq (Leee), Thursday, 9 July 2015 18:14 (six years ago) link

lol and an opening one.

:wq (Leee), Thursday, 9 July 2015 18:14 (six years ago) link

i know that works but embedding the external image seems like bad karma. was hoping to get the base64 encode working

Nhex, Thursday, 9 July 2015 18:15 (six years ago) link

Oh! Can you explain? Is it a security issue?

:wq (Leee), Thursday, 9 July 2015 19:04 (six years ago) link

Not security, just bandwidth leeching of that site ( in this case). But I suppose I could just reupload it to one of those image hosts which would be fair game ala:

div.innerHTML = "<div><img src='' />Post by " + poster + " deleted<br /><hr/></div>"

(just trying to get to fancy with the base64 thing)

Nhex, Thursday, 9 July 2015 20:11 (six years ago) link

B-but browser caching will probably mean it doesn't get fetched more than once a session. Less probably.

koogs, Thursday, 9 July 2015 21:28 (six years ago) link

it's still bad form, not even considering heavy message board use [x sessions x users x browers x refreshes...] granted, looks like they can afford it, but it's a bad habit

Nhex, Thursday, 9 July 2015 23:51 (six years ago) link

four months pass...

Guys did we ever get this sorted

four months pass...

does this thing work or not?

some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 April 2016 10:23 (five years ago) link

Tahts what I said

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 April 2016 15:46 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

But please don't write to me, I don't have time for your stupid whataboutery.

― Frederik B, Thursday, May 12, 2016 12:50 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

frederik use this instead of making things up about me defending trump voters and taking the side of woody allen against his accusers. thank you.

Treeship, Thursday, 12 May 2016 17:08 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

This does still work, btw. You just need to change instances of http to https, like so:

Dan I., Monday, 19 February 2018 09:41 (three years ago) link

What browser though?

I've been trying it to use it on Chrome with Tampermonkey, and no dice.

pplains, Monday, 19 February 2018 13:54 (three years ago) link

still works great on safari on os x, thank goodness

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 19 February 2018 14:21 (three years ago) link

is there an easy way to killfile every poster on ilx or do i have to do it manually

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 February 2018 14:24 (three years ago) link

i'm writing a "Diamonds Are Forever" parody titled "Killfile Is for Pussies"

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 February 2018 14:44 (three years ago) link

Or how about OCTOPUSSY, it's KILL-FILE PUSSY. haha lol got 'eem!

pplains, Monday, 19 February 2018 14:47 (three years ago) link

a killfile of solace shirley

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 February 2018 14:51 (three years ago) link

Works fine on Firefox with Greasemonkey. Honestly should have done this years ago! It's not like the opinions of human carcinogens are any less boring than their zings.

Dan I., Monday, 19 February 2018 16:18 (three years ago) link

how can i killfile the entire internet tbph

Mordy, Monday, 19 February 2018 16:23 (three years ago) link

set yr iphone's date to 1/1/1970

El Tomboto, Monday, 19 February 2018 16:36 (three years ago) link

apparently Dan I has been on this board longer than me, and yet made no impression. Funny, that.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 February 2018 17:35 (three years ago) link

ppl who use Killfile don't get the flow on certain threads bcz they don't see some posts? but it's all worth it cuz their pansy-ass eyes don't have to deal with those they dislike.

(millennials in a nutshell)

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 February 2018 17:37 (three years ago) link

weird this thread just got bumped but i dont see any new posts

scoff walker (diamonddave85), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:21 (three years ago) link

weird this thread just got bumped but i dont see any new posts

F# A# (∞), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:26 (three years ago) link

This is rather bemusing. This forum thread was just placed at the top of the website, but opening it does not reveal any new contributions.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 19 February 2018 18:51 (three years ago) link

weird it happened again

F# A# (∞), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:52 (three years ago) link

Weird this board just turned 15 but I don't see any new jokes

scotti pruitti (wins), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:54 (three years ago) link

ello ello? mate? u theah?

F# A# (∞), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:58 (three years ago) link

ive attempted to read this thread but there are no posts in it, mods?

lag∞n, Monday, 19 February 2018 19:52 (three years ago) link

Octopost Killfiler

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 19 February 2018 20:18 (three years ago) link

Here's a version that removes all traces of posters who you've kill-filed, just sends 'em straight to the cornfield and you don't even have to look at their name:

Dan I., Monday, 19 February 2018 20:45 (three years ago) link

where's the version that actually sends armed mercenaries to posters houses

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 February 2018 22:40 (three years ago) link


gr8080, Monday, 19 February 2018 22:49 (three years ago) link

Fuck the NRA

DUMPKINS! (darraghmac), Monday, 19 February 2018 22:54 (three years ago) link

That was random

F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 01:08 (three years ago) link

Works on Chrome with Tampermonkey for me

badg, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 01:37 (three years ago) link

Is there a "run" button or something I'm missing on TM?

pplains, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 02:36 (three years ago) link

who u guys killfililng?

flopson, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 02:37 (three years ago) link

Honestly, I'm a very, very novice coder who's just trying to see what works.

Since my playstation died, I can't dupe Adders in GTA anymore.

pplains, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 03:04 (three years ago) link

There's an "enabled" button which needs to be turned on. When it's working you get a little red "1" overlaid on the tampermonkey symbol to the right of the address bar

I'm killfiling a bunch of people on the trump threads because their jokes suck and in some cases the posters seem deranged

badg, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 03:30 (three years ago) link


sleeve, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 03:53 (three years ago) link

"in some cases"

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 07:44 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

It would be great to modify this so that the "Bookmark" link for blocked posters stays while all the rest of the post is blanked as per usual, would work better with bookmarked posts. I've been idly trying to do this myself but it's a bit beyond me.

badg, Monday, 30 April 2018 15:26 (three years ago) link

i've put a slightly modified version up on github:

contains the https changes (thanks Dan) and now has a simple binary flag to switch between 'post by "name" deleted' and just nuking the message completely.

will think about the bookmark thing. it's a good idea but might not be easy.

koogs, Monday, 30 April 2018 18:34 (three years ago) link

scratch that. the names are all wrong... give me 10 minutes.

koogs, Monday, 30 April 2018 18:38 (three years ago) link

ok, use this one...

i'll write some instructions...

koogs, Monday, 30 April 2018 18:45 (three years ago) link

The nuke completely option still leaves a horizontal line btw, not sure if this was deliberate or not

badg, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 14:04 (three years ago) link

oh, i didn't test it. 8)

the other option gives the name of the poster and people didn't like that, hence the new option. it might be possible to get rid of the line as well (but other people also want the bookmarks restored, which is the exact opposite).

koogs, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 15:21 (three years ago) link

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