KILLFILE 2.0

killfile is for pussies, it's ridiculous to even contemplate

lol amateurist will quit this board when i do

i tried this but the "post by ___ deleted" posts were just too tantalizing.

morbs otm

yep

actually if there was some of way of just preventing me from looking at this site in general, that would be better. i've tried (by adding the ilxor.com domain to banned hosts in my router) but it doesn't seem to stick.

― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, July 8, 2015 12:45 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

get over yourself

ok. bye!

I spent abou5 15 minutes trying to get a URI embed to work, failed miserably

Don't need anything fancy! Just a regular img tag, so instead of:

div.innerHTML = "<div>Post by " + poster + " deleted<br /><hr/></div>";

you have:

div.innerHTML = "<img src='http://www.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/15116774-15116777-large.jpg' />"

Oops, add a closing div tag to that.

lol and an opening one.

i know that works but embedding the external image seems like bad karma. was hoping to get the base64 encode working

Oh! Can you explain? Is it a security issue?

Not security, just bandwidth leeching of that site (film.com in this case). But I suppose I could just reupload it to one of those image hosts which would be fair game ala:

div.innerHTML = "<div><img src='http://i59.tinypic.com/2d14gfc.jpg' />Post by " + poster + " deleted<br /><hr/></div>"

B-but browser caching will probably mean it doesn't get fetched more than once a session. Less probably.

it's still bad form, not even considering heavy message board use [x sessions x users x browers x refreshes...] granted, film.com looks like they can afford it, but it's a bad habit

Guys did we ever get this sorted

does this thing work or not?

Tahts what I said

But please don't write to me, I don't have time for your stupid whataboutery.

― Frederik B, Thursday, May 12, 2016 12:50 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

frederik use this instead of making things up about me defending trump voters and taking the side of woody allen against his accusers. thank you.

This does still work, btw. You just need to change instances of http to https, like so: https://pastebin.com/Sa5p5cs7

What browser though?

I've been trying it to use it on Chrome with Tampermonkey, and no dice.

still works great on safari on os x, thank goodness

is there an easy way to killfile every poster on ilx or do i have to do it manually

https://social.technet.microsoft.com/Forums/en-US/a6da9e24-c8e4-4d6f-ad32-99676d553ea2/blocking-websites-in-microsoft-edge?forum=win10itprogeneral

i'm writing a "Diamonds Are Forever" parody titled "Killfile Is for Pussies"

Or how about OCTOPUSSY, it's KILL-FILE PUSSY. haha lol got 'eem!

a killfile of solace shirley

Works fine on Firefox with Greasemonkey. Honestly should have done this years ago! It's not like the opinions of human carcinogens are any less boring than their zings.

how can i killfile the entire internet tbph

set yr iphone's date to 1/1/1970

apparently Dan I has been on this board longer than me, and yet made no impression. Funny, that.

ppl who use Killfile don't get the flow on certain threads bcz they don't see some posts? but it's all worth it cuz their pansy-ass eyes don't have to deal with those they dislike.

(millennials in a nutshell)

weird this thread just got bumped but i dont see any new posts

weird this thread just got bumped but i dont see any new posts

This is rather bemusing. This forum thread was just placed at the top of the www.ilxor.com website, but opening it does not reveal any new contributions.

weird it happened again

Weird this board just turned 15 but I don't see any new jokes

ello ello? mate? u theah?

ive attempted to read this thread but there are no posts in it, mods?

Octopost Killfiler

Here's a version that removes all traces of posters who you've kill-filed, just sends 'em straight to the cornfield and you don't even have to look at their name: https://pastebin.com/YhUAe6Td

where's the version that actually sends armed mercenaries to posters houses

:-(

Fuck the NRA

That was random

Works on Chrome with Tampermonkey for me

Is there a "run" button or something I'm missing on TM?

who u guys killfililng?

Honestly, I'm a very, very novice coder who's just trying to see what works.

Since my playstation died, I can't dupe Adders in GTA anymore.

There's an "enabled" button which needs to be turned on. When it's working you get a little red "1" overlaid on the tampermonkey symbol to the right of the address bar

I'm killfiling a bunch of people on the trump threads because their jokes suck and in some cases the posters seem deranged