KILLFILE 2.0

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or i could just make a fist with my toes, or make toes with my fist

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link

With a few tweaks, koogs's script could very well die hard.

:wq (Leee), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 22:12 (nine years ago) link

I spent abou5 15 minutes trying to get a URI embed to work, failed miserably

Nhex, Thursday, 9 July 2015 02:41 (nine years ago) link

killfile is for pussies, it's ridiculous to even contemplate

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 July 2015 03:10 (nine years ago) link

lol amateurist will quit this board when i do

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 July 2015 03:11 (nine years ago) link

i tried this but the "post by ___ deleted" posts were just too tantalizing.

brimstead, Thursday, 9 July 2015 03:12 (nine years ago) link

morbs otm

call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 July 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link

yep

brimstead, Thursday, 9 July 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link

actually if there was some of way of just preventing me from looking at this site in general, that would be better. i've tried (by adding the ilxor.com domain to banned hosts in my router) but it doesn't seem to stick.

― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, July 8, 2015 12:45 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

get over yourself

brimstead, Thursday, 9 July 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link

ok. bye!

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 9 July 2015 03:23 (nine years ago) link

I spent abou5 15 minutes trying to get a URI embed to work, failed miserably

Don't need anything fancy! Just a regular img tag, so instead of:


div.innerHTML = "<div>Post by " + poster + " deleted<br /><hr/></div>";

you have:


div.innerHTML = "<img src='http://www.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/15116774-15116777-large.jpg' />"

:wq (Leee), Thursday, 9 July 2015 18:13 (nine years ago) link

Oops, add a closing div tag to that.

:wq (Leee), Thursday, 9 July 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link

lol and an opening one.

:wq (Leee), Thursday, 9 July 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link

i know that works but embedding the external image seems like bad karma. was hoping to get the base64 encode working

Nhex, Thursday, 9 July 2015 18:15 (nine years ago) link

Oh! Can you explain? Is it a security issue?

:wq (Leee), Thursday, 9 July 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link

Not security, just bandwidth leeching of that site (film.com in this case). But I suppose I could just reupload it to one of those image hosts which would be fair game ala:


div.innerHTML = "<div><img src='http://i59.tinypic.com/2d14gfc.jpg' />Post by " + poster + " deleted<br /><hr/></div>"

(just trying to get to fancy with the base64 thing)

Nhex, Thursday, 9 July 2015 20:11 (nine years ago) link

B-but browser caching will probably mean it doesn't get fetched more than once a session. Less probably.

koogs, Thursday, 9 July 2015 21:28 (nine years ago) link

it's still bad form, not even considering heavy message board use [x sessions x users x browers x refreshes...] granted, film.com looks like they can afford it, but it's a bad habit

Nhex, Thursday, 9 July 2015 23:51 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

Guys did we ever get this sorted

MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 November 2015 08:56 (eight years ago) link

four months pass...

does this thing work or not?

some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 April 2016 10:23 (eight years ago) link

Tahts what I said

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 April 2016 15:46 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

But please don't write to me, I don't have time for your stupid whataboutery.

― Frederik B, Thursday, May 12, 2016 12:50 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

frederik use this instead of making things up about me defending trump voters and taking the side of woody allen against his accusers. thank you.

Treeship, Thursday, 12 May 2016 17:08 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

This does still work, btw. You just need to change instances of http to https, like so: https://pastebin.com/Sa5p5cs7

Dan I., Monday, 19 February 2018 09:41 (six years ago) link

What browser though?

I've been trying it to use it on Chrome with Tampermonkey, and no dice.

pplains, Monday, 19 February 2018 13:54 (six years ago) link

still works great on safari on os x, thank goodness

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 19 February 2018 14:21 (six years ago) link

is there an easy way to killfile every poster on ilx or do i have to do it manually

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 February 2018 14:24 (six years ago) link

i'm writing a "Diamonds Are Forever" parody titled "Killfile Is for Pussies"

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 February 2018 14:44 (six years ago) link

Or how about OCTOPUSSY, it's KILL-FILE PUSSY. haha lol got 'eem!

pplains, Monday, 19 February 2018 14:47 (six years ago) link

a killfile of solace shirley

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 February 2018 14:51 (six years ago) link

Works fine on Firefox with Greasemonkey. Honestly should have done this years ago! It's not like the opinions of human carcinogens are any less boring than their zings.

Dan I., Monday, 19 February 2018 16:18 (six years ago) link

how can i killfile the entire internet tbph

Mordy, Monday, 19 February 2018 16:23 (six years ago) link

set yr iphone's date to 1/1/1970

El Tomboto, Monday, 19 February 2018 16:36 (six years ago) link

apparently Dan I has been on this board longer than me, and yet made no impression. Funny, that.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 February 2018 17:35 (six years ago) link

ppl who use Killfile don't get the flow on certain threads bcz they don't see some posts? but it's all worth it cuz their pansy-ass eyes don't have to deal with those they dislike.

(millennials in a nutshell)

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 February 2018 17:37 (six years ago) link

weird this thread just got bumped but i dont see any new posts

scoff walker (diamonddave85), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:21 (six years ago) link

weird this thread just got bumped but i dont see any new posts

F# A# (∞), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:26 (six years ago) link

This is rather bemusing. This forum thread was just placed at the top of the www.ilxor.com website, but opening it does not reveal any new contributions.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 19 February 2018 18:51 (six years ago) link

weird it happened again

F# A# (∞), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:52 (six years ago) link

Weird this board just turned 15 but I don't see any new jokes

scotti pruitti (wins), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:54 (six years ago) link

ello ello? mate? u theah?

F# A# (∞), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:58 (six years ago) link

ive attempted to read this thread but there are no posts in it, mods?

lag∞n, Monday, 19 February 2018 19:52 (six years ago) link

Octopost Killfiler

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 19 February 2018 20:18 (six years ago) link

Here's a version that removes all traces of posters who you've kill-filed, just sends 'em straight to the cornfield and you don't even have to look at their name: https://pastebin.com/YhUAe6Td

Dan I., Monday, 19 February 2018 20:45 (six years ago) link

where's the version that actually sends armed mercenaries to posters houses

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 February 2018 22:40 (six years ago) link

:-(

gr8080, Monday, 19 February 2018 22:49 (six years ago) link

Fuck the NRA

DUMPKINS! (darraghmac), Monday, 19 February 2018 22:54 (six years ago) link

That was random

F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 01:08 (six years ago) link

Works on Chrome with Tampermonkey for me

badg, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 01:37 (six years ago) link

Is there a "run" button or something I'm missing on TM?

pplains, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 02:36 (six years ago) link


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